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Joseph Kohlmann

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He / him · #Manhattan #NYC · Staff software engineer · Design+eng, #HCI, #DesignSystems, listening, empathy, #house #music, video #games, #photography, #cats, Black feminism, trans rights, Palestinian liberation, antiwhiteness, broken systems, #union labor

Joseph Kohlmann's avatar Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann.bsky.social
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Yay!!!!!! 🐱💓

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ʝꪖꪀꪊᦓ ᥅ꪮᦓꫀ 🍉's avatar ʝꪖꪀꪊᦓ ᥅ꪮᦓꫀ 🍉 @janus.bsky.social
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it’s only fitting the US, itself a pyramid scheme, turn what’s left of its economy into an apparatus only capable of producing pyramid schemes

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò's avatar Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
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"The Biden administration will resume shipping 500lb bombs to Israel but will continue to hold back on supplying 2,000lb bombs over concerns about their use in densely populated Gaza, according to a a US official."

what's left to say, really?

www.theguardian.com/world/articl...

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Joseph Kohlmann's avatar Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann.bsky.social
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I assume it’s bright pink

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Anna Merlan 's avatar Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social
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Imagine having George Clooney personally yelling “retire, bitch” at you

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Joseph Kohlmann's avatar Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann.bsky.social
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Hope it rusts the whole way through 🫡

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Joseph Kohlmann's avatar Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann.bsky.social
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A Zeussian front if I ever saw one

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Benjamin Harnett's avatar Benjamin Harnett @benharnett.bsky.social
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Turn out Democrats, and you win this election. Galaxy brain strategists: What if we depress the shit out of Democrats by having a giant freak out while simultaneously telling them we are powerless to fix any problems without a 100 Dem Senate?

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s. e. smith 's avatar s. e. smith @sesmith.bsky.social
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I don't know who needs to hear this but simply being large and long-haired doesn't make your cat a Maine Coon.

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Jason Koebler's avatar Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social
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Beloved Apple blog TUAW was shut down in 2015, sold to private equity, then sold to a company in Hong Kong. It recently relaunched as an AI content farm using the stolen identities and bylines of its former human staff. A nightmare:

www.404media.co/a-beloved-te...

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Amanda Mull's avatar Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social
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All of this was surpassed by the construction worker I saw on the walk home who was wearing sunglasses and a durag while riding what I’m 99% sure was a Segway down the bike lane while smoking a cigarette. That’s my president

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Pookleblinky's avatar Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social
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Are you telling me a crab ran these goons

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John Herrman's avatar John Herrman @jwherrman.bsky.social
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Honestly impressed with the deranged persistence of Meta’s Science Experiment Sidekick bot

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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I just want to be clear if any company ever does this with my name I have retained general counsel and will send them to hell

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Joseph Kohlmann's avatar Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann.bsky.social
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Holy shit, didn’t realize it was Based On A Real Photo

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Pookleblinky's avatar Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social
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When the american liberals use France's election as an illustration of the need to VOTE, they ignore that people were not only voting against the far right but *for* something. They voted for a campaign which promises to: increase minimum wage, lower retirement age, pay for all childcare, etc

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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You have been visited by a morning Pingis! Say "good morning Pingis" to bless your day!

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Joseph Kohlmann's avatar Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann.bsky.social
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Lmao, “safe” travels, even 😅😂

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Imran Khan's avatar Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social
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I think speed runs soothe the part of my brain that wants to believe all problems are solvable by just pressing yourself against a wall and vibrating your molecules until you push through

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Rebekah Valentine's avatar Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social
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I think it's fine to admit we really don't know what the fuck is going to happen in November or whether or not it's Biden or Harris who could best get the job done at this stage, but I'm gonna need the Dems to stop dicking around and be serious-minded about the plan either way

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Benjamin Harnett's avatar Benjamin Harnett @benharnett.bsky.social
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Idly remembering how one of Obama’s guys went over to help the Tories fuck the UK.

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Joseph Kohlmann's avatar Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann.bsky.social
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Brave girl! Stick with it!!! 🐱🐱💜💜

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Max Berger 's avatar Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social
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This is the kind of thing you really can't get away with when your opponent calls you "Sleepy Joe."

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Brandon Sheffield's avatar Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com
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but wait a second - is this not what they'd planned??

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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Reading this in Sephiroth voice

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Joseph Kohlmann's avatar Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann.bsky.social
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Also / And yet, the list of legitimate reasons is quite long and growing longer by the day

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Prisonculture's avatar Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social
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the purpose of a system is not what IT SAYS IT DOES or what you want it to do but what it actually does.

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Joseph Kohlmann's avatar Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann.bsky.social
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Cool new wailing and gnashing pit they’ve got over here

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis's avatar Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.bsky.social
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Before I got hired in my current role I was working on a story about protests. Like the shape and nature of it. And I talked to an expert on protest and I asked him if people in the US should learn from other country's histories and he responded that we were unwilling to learn even from our own

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Oh! Right. This is what evil people were told so they'd get on board. Haha, kind of awkward. Anyway, haha, that's not what it was about

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T's avatar T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
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‘Yes, chef’ I mutter while refilling the cat bowl.

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Joseph Kohlmann's avatar Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann.bsky.social
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Your mind coffin, if you will

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