Retail worker: if I fold the shirts wrong, I get fired.
Alito: sometimes Clarence and I meet up in the break room to share a scone and a desire to overthrow the United States government.
May 29, 2024 at 00:23 UTC
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While laughing at us citizens who mistakenly believe that we're driving the bus.
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<Squeak>
โI just canโt ~wait~ for the bombs weโre going to drop before summer break.โ
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anytime someone uses justice Thomas's full government name:
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but have you seen Alito's adequately folded laundry?
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Clarence Thomas understands retail. He sells rulings.
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oop.๐
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๐คฃ๐๐, but is it true?
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It ain't just Thomas.
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For real!
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Why does Handmaid tale cone to mind?
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Jesus, I just realized the shear magnitude of the number of Borat "My wife" impressions these guys must do to each other.
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I know this isnโt the takeaway, but a scone sounds so damn good right now.
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The more power you have the less accountability you have. That seems like it could come with downsides.
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I was just thinking about this today. Like Iโm out here NOT DOING SO MUCH and these motherfuckers are spitting on their neighbors
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Fawning NY Times Magazine profiles follow.
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wives, right?
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Alito: Clarence always says the scones are so dry that it's criminal, and we laugh and laugh.
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