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Kass Assassin@kassassassin.bsky.social |
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Genderfluid glampire with good hair and bad judgement. Adults only, please. They/it/(others depending on context)
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Kass Assassin
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If I ever again use my Discord server for more than just playing BG3 once a week with 3 friends, some of you would be welcome there on certain conditions: 1) no diabolical scheming against users you dislike for purely arbitrary reasons 2) no sex pestery 3) no bigotry and... that's pretty much it
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Kass Assassin
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this is why I think you post good and are funny
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Kass Assassin
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the cherry syrup I made does indeed produce a tasty soda I think it'll be better on pancakes though
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Big DeVito Energy
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Miracles are real and they are provided by science I am in tears. we can *prevent HIV transmission*.
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Aaron Sojourner
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"We're gonna put kids in cages. It's gonna be glorious." - Mike Davis, former Chief Counsel of Nominations for Senate Judiciary Committee Chair Grassley, on what he'd do if he worked in the next Trump administration's Justice Department.
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Kass Assassin
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the guy at the store was talking to me about the cheese dip I bought, and he asked, "do you just rawdog it?", meaning do I eat it cold or heat it up first, and I really wanted to say, "yeah I never wear a condom when I fuck it"
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Max Berger
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I get why this is the case, but it’s so wild that one million Americans died of COVID because of Trump’s handling of the pandemic, and it’s not even remotely an issue in this election. What a country!
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Kass Assassin
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tbh I usually start with a vanilla ice cream recipe and just add to it anyway 😅
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Kass Assassin
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Kass Assassin
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I don't usually go for vanilla, I was thinking about trying to make cherry ice cream with it using coconut milk though
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Kass Assassin
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my friend left a ton of cherries at my place, and I didn't want them to go bad so I made cherry syrup that I planned to turn into soda, but it seems like it would also be really good on pancakes...
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Kass Assassin
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This is a solid thread that has a much less acerbic take on the situation than I've had
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Kass Assassin
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Is Criston Cole *really* a great tactician, or is it just easy to win a battle when you have a winged Godzilla in your back pocket
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Kass Assassin
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I'm so glad the Democrats are forming such an effective bulwark against fascism. anyway if you'll excuse me I'm going to scream until every blood vessel in my head explodes
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Kass Assassin
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it's not technically a heat wave unless it has a 90% chance to hit each opposing pokemon and a 10% chance to inflict a burn
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Big DeVito Energy
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hey, you guys wanna troll the Heritage foundation? (sorry for the repost, I hit the wrong one initially)
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Big DeVito Energy
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hey, you guys wanna troll the Heritage foundation?
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Kass Assassin
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the only thing that can save us from the coming doom by AI is more power-hungry AI "what about not using it, like just turning it off" no. have that man killed
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Kass Assassin
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still can't believe Biden suddenly and without warning became old
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Kass Assassin
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Housing prices are absurd here. I feel like something has to give soon, it seems unsustainable. I've lived here my whole life and I don't want to leave, but I'm not sure I can afford to stay if something doesn't change.
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Coach Finstock
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It's gonna be fucked up when, again, progressives and POC are blamed for Biden's loss and not the wealthy brunchlord dicks running the media who have been attacking Biden non-stop
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Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off)
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Hey! Remember Republicans saying "Obamacare will make death panels to kill your grandma!"? Then you should probably go check out chapter 14 of the Project 2025 manifesto. Because every Conservative/Republican accusation is a confession.
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Kevin M. Kruse
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The Party of Limited Government
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Yair Wallach
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I will repeat myself. In the absence of a ceasefire deal *this summer*, the displacement of close to two million Palestinians in Gaza (and beyond it) could very likely become permanent ethnic cleansing. Just like it happened in 1948.
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Dia Lacina
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YOU GUYS WE HAVE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING SO THE ECHIDNAS CAN DREAM
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Max Kennerly
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Among these, I always get stuck on the Senate filibuster. It did not exist in any form while the Framers were alive. The current form, in which a Senator can stop a bill permanently without doing anything, did not exist until the 1970s. But it's treated as sacrosanct.
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Kass Assassin
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Bestie is a genius imo
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Coach Finstock
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This is a layup! No more NFL. Not only would you have angry normies but you're gonna piss off the billionaire owners? Highlight this shit! Make an ad!
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Kim Shumway
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Good reporting on an entirely predictable problem. Fun fact: Airbnb also covers up thousands of sexual assaults every year! Its internal safety team has "cool-down rooms" to take a break from the trauma of what they hear. It's a bad company, a bad industry, and people should just stay in hotels.
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Kass Assassin
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Climate Answers, what exactly is threatening the environment? "I AM"
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Kass Assassin
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The best is when you're in public and see someone ridiculously hot and then realize you were walking past a reflective surface and the hot person was you
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Kass Assassin
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but the ghostly visions are the closest things he'll ever get to the therapy he so desperately needs!
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Kass Assassin
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I thought you *liked* that Biden was a dessicated husk! I thought that's what you wanted in a candidate! Otherwise, what the fuck were you doing supporting him in the first place?
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Kass Assassin
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jsyk every time you post about prog metal this is what happens in my mind
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Kass Assassin
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Yeah it really got to me. then someone sent me this lol
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Kass Assassin
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Oh yeah it fucked me all the way up too
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Kass Assassin
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I love it, it's a real mindfucking emotional roller coaster in the best way
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FoxFux (A Fox) $599/$2k
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PLEASE HELP PLEASE HELP PLEASE HELP THIS IS DUE IN SIX DAYS PLEASE HELP I GOT NOTHING AT ALL YESTERDAY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME THIS IS AN EMERGENCY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY THIS IS URGENT I NEED HELP PLEASE STOP IGNORING ME PLEASE JUST HELP PLEASE. HELP PLEASE
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮
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I know this is true and it baffles me to no end. Agenda setting is taught at J-school - part of the education of journalists is that blanket coverage signals to the public there is a crisis and that it needs to be taken seriously. Why they reject this for electoral politics is… unflattering.
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Kass Assassin
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Getting high with them would actually rule imo, but only if you tried to be the nightmare in *their* blunt rotation
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Kass Assassin
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I finished season 2
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Kass Assassin
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Kass Assassin
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ELON MUSK: I'm neurodivergent, and that's why people don't like me. It has nothing to do with my far-right extremism or constant lies, racism, and transphobia ME: I'm neurodivergent, and that's why I connect every piece of information I ever receive to the 1999-2004 Sci Fi original series Farscape
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Daniel Farnitano
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If you like found families of horny disasters traveling the galaxy in their spaceship who is also their adoptive mom, go watch some Farscape. Bonus: special effects by the Henson Creature Workshop.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off)
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D'Argo: Well… good and bad news. Crichton: All right, gimme the bad news first. D'Argo: The Bad news is that you're married, and you must endure as a statue for 80 cycles on a strange world. Crichton: …What's the good news? D'Argo: Chiana and I are having *fantastic* sex.
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Kass Assassin
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I'm so sorry.
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Timothy Burke
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It was a common euphemism for Jews who marched with MLK and others
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Kass Assassin
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it's just that I've been saying Biden should never be a serious candidate for President since the Obama administration, and it's fucking wild that so many liberals and centrists have chosen this absurdly, comically late moment to agree. NOW you suddenly realize he's old? NOW??? he was old in 2020!
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Emily L. Hauser
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"Netanyahu’s office issued a document...demanding that 'any deal enable Israel to resume its offensive operations until it achieves its war goals'." It should surprise no one that the only ceasefire acceptable to Bibi is one which allows Israel to keep firing. It's been Israel's position for years.
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