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Katie Clark Gray

@katiecgray.bsky.social

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Writer and producer for film, stage, and audio. V.O. artist for apps, animations, and podcasts. Of course it's "billion-with-a-b," how else would you spell billion
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Katie Clark Gray 's avatar Katie Clark Gray @katiecgray.bsky.social
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He's making some $$ on Cameo if that helps www.cameo.com/cornkid

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GQ were cowards regardless , but doubly so for not changing your byline to Alan Smithee

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In case anyone is missing the context

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Katie Clark Gray 's avatar Katie Clark Gray @katiecgray.bsky.social
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Michael Bolton has always been in on the joke + I love him for it

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💯💯💯

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can confirm

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Katie Clark Gray 's avatar Katie Clark Gray @katiecgray.bsky.social
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Wild how many people are like "all the doctors should leave" and not "all the civil rights lawyers should come"

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I don't like to feed into the genitalia stereotypes old but there is no other way for me to say this in a way that will be so quickly understood: You unbelievable fuckin pussies

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Aw man they should bring this back. Willie's still here!

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Edmund's perception of Turkish Delight in THE LION, THE WITCH, & THE WARDROBE = undefeated

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Gift link for the @defector.bsky.social article that speaks to my very soul:

defector.com/the-podcast-...

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I watched them set up for this event and I can't express to you how small and silly that "Summer of Possibility" sign looked in context

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siiigh

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it

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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC's avatar Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social
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Shouldn't be any surprise at this point but the Sunday shows blanketed the air with election deniers this morning for their last broadcasts before the debate. There has not been a single consequence for any election denier and there never will be

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I challenge these people ONE Time to contend with what happens to the 2/3/4/5 in Brooklyn or the Bronx on a given weekend.

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it's just so clear to me that the ppl in charge of these projects have executive assistants. Anyone who's spent 5 mins of their *own* time hacking through an automated phone tree to reach customer service knows this was a shit idea

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The Time of Bacon Obsession was dark and fathoms deep

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To be clear, we all fell for this... "Oh, she posted a YouTube video so I guess the law is over"

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Everyone film-splaining this to you is wrong, Jonathan Glazer being the Virtual Insanity director is *fundamentally* mind-blowing. What?!

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Doug Gordon's avatar Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social
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You can call Governor Hochul's office to ask her to do the right thing and keep congestion pricing on track:

518-474-8390

It's hard to get through, but keep trying.

You can also send an email using this form:

www.governor.ny.gov/content/gove...

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I don't eat anything that goes into that sandwich anymore but man did it have the key to my heart as a 6-y.o.

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So funny* how this talking point has morphed from 2017, when we in huge coastal cities would lament our lack of proportional representation & say "You know, 10,000 of us could move to Wyoming & convert 2 Senate seats" *not actually funny but you know

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Note: Photo credit: Ben Stansall/AFP/Getty Images.

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yes thank you!! I was looking for this!

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Sorry y'all this sounds foul as all hell. Bye bye discontinued Ritz Dairy Milk, see you in the bad place

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Hamdi Ulukaaya is legit one of the good guys

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""I could not name him Craig, because I would not want to be named Craig"

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Quinta Jurecic's avatar Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social
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Have to get used to writing "conviction" rather than "indictment" on all my checks

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Katie Clark Gray 's avatar Katie Clark Gray @katiecgray.bsky.social
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stretching the definition of "demand" aren't we

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I confess I have been both parties in this scenario before, deeply unpleasant experience

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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"Your movie is in a movie theater and someone pays you twice the cost of a Big Mac or so to watch it one time" is such an incredibly robust business model and the studios have been trying to kill it my entire life because they think the golden eggs should come out a little faster.

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Hi! my excellent kid is starring in & EP'ing a short comedy about a NB teen trying to ask their crush to a dance in the most overcomplicated way possible. We're raising a bit of $: help us get to 80% & unlock finishing funds. We love you! seedandspark.com/fund/everyon...

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McDonald's very first attempts at a veggie burger. Pre-Impossible/Beyond days, just a literal veggie patty on a bun. (It might actually have been a supermarket-bought frozen Garden Burger for the four people a week that ordered them.) Just the least amount of effort. 5 stars, no notes

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to this day one of my fave internet creations. truly a simpler time

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I know everyone's more journal-ish than journalist these days, but at one point the WSJ was a semi-serious publication. They broke the Theranos story ffs. What is going on

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"At press time, an approving Johansson morphed into the banister she placed her hand on." 🤣🤣🤣

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If he thinks it works that way I would like to refer Leonard Leo to Matt Furie

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It's so revealing where these choads' insecurities lie

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"After switching from white wine to bourbon and Coke midway through a sit-down" is such a cursed sentence

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I just came off of reading that long thread about the best Onion headlines so when I got to this one I didn't blink, I just thought "Huh this one's more on the nose than usual"

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I committed this one to memory

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