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Kelly Oristano

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Haven't had to make a bio for an app profile in maybe a decade? I used to try to make them funny.


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Roxane Gay's avatar Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social
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Also interesting to see free speech framed as the right to speak without fear of being shamed or shunned. You should fear shame for being a bigot.

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Robin Marty 's avatar Robin Marty @robinmarty.bsky.social
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Everytime I read a new book is coming out about how Roe fell and “NO ONE SAW IT COMING” I think about how @hegemommy.bsky.social and I published a book about how it would get taken down - and then published it again when it got ignored the first time - and crickets. us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

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Peter Sagal's avatar Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social
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I haven’t said much about the protests because I’ve nothing original to say. (I know, innovative approach.) But as a nervous-to-paranoid American Jew, I’m a lot more worried about the guys in the background than the woman in the foreground.

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maura quint's avatar maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social
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seems really cool that as a Jew I am now an anti-semite if a white nationalist christian fundamentalist says I am

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MisterJayEm's avatar MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social
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Reminder: Sure, the student protestors turned out to be right about Vietnam, and gay rights, and apartheid, and the Latin American dirty wars, and the invasion of Iraq -- but *this time* they are cluelessly naive and only protesting to look cool to their friends.

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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I guess LMS are smarter than... some people.

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Molly Shah's avatar Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social
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Jewish people make up like .25% of the population in Germant and 37% of the charges under these kind of laws since October 7.

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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That show only lasted one uninspired season without him though.

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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They'd better not investigate the geology department...

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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Orwellian situation where many of the "anti-semitic" protesters are Jews and the "pro-Israel" protesters are explicitly anti-semitic nazis and apocalytpic evangelical freaks

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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Gotta admit, 'live long and prosper' is anathema to fascists.

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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Texas State troopers will be there shortly to handle this.

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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Deeply ironic that we have made Israel into a Sacred Cow, when the Hebrew Bible would define a sacred cow as a False Idol.

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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I think it's the inverse of that. He did something that pissed off (the worst) Republicans, so he has to get out there and do something really stupid to remind them he's one of them.

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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The whole season is full of little hints.

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Avishay Ben-Sasson-Gordis's avatar Avishay Ben-Sasson-Gordis @avishaybsg.bsky.social
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Haaretz editorial in Hebrew calls on the US to recognize Palestine alongside advancing bilateral negotiations.

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Chris Geidner's avatar Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social
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Notably, Wednesday's EMTALA arguments will be heard because SCOTUS granted cert before judgment, leapfrogging the 9th Circuit — mentioned here: www.lawdork.com/i/140402357/... — the same step it declined to take in Trump's immunity case back in December, now set to be heard Thursday.

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Dave Weigel's avatar Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social
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"We should have the right to question vaccines!" "Yeah!" "And DEI!" "Yeah!" "And gender ideology!" "Yeah! And Israel!" "What? Police, arrest that guy."

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stacy-marie ishmael's avatar stacy-marie ishmael @smi.bsky.social
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as folks are talking about non-competes i'll say the thing i've said to every person who's ever asked and some who haven't: if you're negotiating with someone that's got lawyers, you need one too. if you're negotiating with a company that's got lawyers, you absolutely need one too.

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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Trump Names Juror #2 as his 2024 running mate. Experts question the ethics of this gesture.

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compost's avatar compost @0alexander.bsky.social
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columbia university achieving the daring dream of a no-student no-faculty all administration university

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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Lots of baguettes, one presumes.

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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'Can you do a hoedown about that?'

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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'I'm just asking questions!' is their favorite rhetorical move.

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Hunter Walker 's avatar Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social
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My Jewish values - and particularly the Passover story I was raised with - taught me we are a people who understands suffering and speaks out against it. I do not see that reflected in many conversations.

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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I thought the IDs were a safety measure themselves. I certainly remember not being able to get anywhere without mine back in '00. Like in the building, then in the elevator, then into even classrooms I think.

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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They really seem to like the cut of Putin's gib. And have little regard for democracy or pluralism.

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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I mean you just have to look at the count there and it seems half of his party are corrupt Democrats. This almost met the Hastert rule (we should never stop calling it that, they should be forced to remember him.)

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Marisa Kabas's avatar Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
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A stunning statement from the American Association of University Professors, Barnard and Columbia Chapters.

“We have lost confidence in our president and administration, and we pledge to fight to reclaim our university.”

drive.google.com/file/d/1rciM...

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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Are they covering for the fact that maybe a lot of these people backed out when USC screwed up so bad?

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southpaw's avatar southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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I don’t often take much notice of what Dan Crenshaw says, but this acknowledgment—from a fairly far right Republican—that some other Republicans in Congress have been captured by Russian influence seems significant.

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Jamison Foser's avatar Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social
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I would challenge New York Times employees to name a single progressive strategist who would be favored with a New York Times article simply for posting a few tweets critical of a newsroom executive. There is none. The Times privileges Rufo because it agrees with him.

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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I wouldn't give this guy my signature for any reason. Also, what a dumb idea.

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Arizona Right Watch's avatar Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social
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After being accused of forging over 100 signatures to make the ballot, AZ GOP Rep. Austin Smith, a Turning Point USA lead, is pulling out of his 2024 House race. lol byeeee 👋🏼

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Philip Bump's avatar Philip Bump @pbump.com
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The “it’s a plot to keep Trump off the trail” argument would work better if Trump spent much time on the trail or if the trial kept him off of it.

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ProPublica's avatar ProPublica @propublica.bsky.social
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BREAKING: Secretary of State Blinken Is Sitting on Staff Recommendations to Sanction Israeli Military Units Linked to Killings, Rapes A special State Dept panel told Blinken the US should restrict arms sales to Israeli military units credibly accused of human rights abuses. He has not taken action.

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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Praying to Jesus for 'More Power' (Grunt.)

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Ken Tremendous's avatar Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social
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Trump complained to the judge in his criminal porn star hush money trial that he is not allowed to go to the Supreme Court to hear arguments about his immunity claims that would protect him from the riot he caused at the Capitol while President. The fucked up-edness of this moment boggles the mind.

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David_j_roth's avatar David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
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I think he really means all of it, but I also think that Tom Cotton is ambitious enough to realize that being The Most Bloodthirsty Guy is one of the better remaining lanes to prominence in a party that's otherwise given over to the idolatry of an unstable, declining TV dunce. Not promising!

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Kelly Oristano 's avatar Kelly Oristano @kellyo101.bsky.social
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Alina Habba back on the team...

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Sage 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Sage 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social
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Fun Fact: Teslas have killed over twice as many people as the exploding Ford Pinto did at a roughly similar level of sales. the Pinto sold ~3 million units & killed at least 27 people. Tesla is now creeping up on 5 million total vehicles & 95 deaths from battery fires or autopilot crashes.

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