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krista πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²

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She/her. Fossil enthusiast. Food justice cryptid. hEDS and assorted other acronyms. (Icon by @heysawbones.bsky.social)

krista πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²'s avatar krista πŸ‡¦πŸ‡² @kristalauren.bsky.social
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I just tried to type godzilla vs kong and it autocorrected to godzilla vs jon

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everything about this car sucks so bad

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Jim Davis couldn’t do it better

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I wonder if there are starred reviews? Kirkus: β€œVividly depicted, decidedly peculiar...a curious, but curiously charming, allegory of a world in crisis.” Booklist: β€œFantastical world building and mind-blowing mythos... The West Passage is a spellbinding debut that cannot be missed.”

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I will get through MAYBE one bottle of water in a day. Today I used one with a straw and I’ve had three full bottles

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Does anybody else drink like 150% faster with a straw or is it just me

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I need a high speed rail system and I need it yesterday

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Just checked and it’s the same price and the journey would take five days 😭

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Ooh do you think it might be cheaper to stop in Minneapolis and then do the borealis to Chicago πŸ€”

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Amtrak has a line from Seattle to Chicago and I wanna take it so bad but it would be like $1200 round trip πŸ₯²

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Climate change sucks ass, and you can quote me on that

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When you burn your hand on the crosswalk button, it’s too hot outside

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Time for an economics lesson.

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Every time I see the cousin or other family member comment on your posts about how they’re excited about it I’m just like 😢

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Mina Li (she/her)'s avatar Mina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social
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turns out my state is having a contest on "I Voted" sticker designs, and I would like to show you the most metal one by a middle schooler:

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usually I’m of the opinion that you can do what you want but the sheer overconsumption of products is absolutely wild, and you know they’re not eating all that shit

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β€œrestock my stanley with me :)” you’re just putting snacks on top of your water bottle

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not to brag but I’m the go to person at work if there needs to be some sort of phone hold message recorded 😌 I have The Voice

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β€œdo you have any games on your phone” energy

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for legal reasons this is a joke

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some tech company called us asking to be transferred to IT because the IT leader contacted them to inquire about β€œgenerative AI for healthcare”. time to go burn down the IT dept

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listening to this episode while eating a salad with chicken in it was maybe a mistake

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in her spot (behind the bathroom door)

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I had seen piles of trash bags on the streets in pics and stuff but I assumed it was bin overflow?!!?

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Cheesy medieval drama is another thing I need in my life

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Ok I need a new cheesy medical drama, which is better: ER or Gray’s

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I saw a tiktok the other day that was β€œA-N-X-I-E-T-Y give me some SSRIs” and that’s how my head has been singing it ever since

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Jennifer K.'s avatar Jennifer K. @pdxjenni.bsky.social
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We! Never! Stopped! Getting! COVID!!!! What the actual SHIT is this headline?????? There has never been a time, in the last 4.5 godforsaken years, when we didn't have people getting COVID!!!

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This is going to be the week from hell

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Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there 🫑

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Laura Dern: literally just sitting there Me: flawless, beautiful, incomparable

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Today’s a great day to cancel that NYT sub if you’ve still got it. Also, throw that wordle streak in the trash tbh, there are other fun word games (it’s very freeing to let it go honestly)

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Matt Seybold's avatar Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social
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Mark Twain hated the Fourth of July. He was often invited to speak at Independence Day festivities. His audiences assumed that his reliably unpatriotic remarks were tongue-in-cheek jests. But he meant that shit. 1/9

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finally some good fucking food

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I work as a phone operator at a hospital so like, if half our staff called out, that means the other half is getting double the volume of calls, which is A LOT

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