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lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com |
mom gave me a collection of beautiful silver soup spoons she bought from a nice restaurant in new orleans and was mortified when i said i'd tell my friends she snuck them out one at a time in her purse whenever she dined there to make her sound bad ass
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Owen
@oweniverson.bsky.social
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Like how Johnny Cash got his Cadillac!
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jacob 🌿
@jacob.barss-bailey.org
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the addition of it being one at a time really makes her sound like what the kids are calling a 'cool mom'
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Coolbone Minoxidil
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“One piece at a time” but it’s about table settings
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hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
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your mom just needs to understand she's cool with the youts thanks to this retelling
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Dreaming of Indica
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Kinda off topic, but are there any Queso updates? :)
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Ozma, no longer at anthrocon, Θ∆ in bio
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My family had a fork and a whole fucking tablecloth from The Houston Club, but no one would explain its origins to me
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your pal uly
@uscocksman.bsky.social
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lol when i explain how i got this it involves my sister spiriting it out in her purse, for the exact same reason
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Michel Obultra
@stronk.bsky.social
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mom's hate it when you accuse them of cool crimes
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R. A. Meenan (Sammie)
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Honestly, if I told my mom I'd do that, she'd probably just laugh and lean into the joke. XD
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Karen Geier
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When I was in Shanghai once I had dinner with someone and said I really liked their spoons and spoon rests and after dinner when I was in the cab, the person I was with handed me a napkin with 2 sets in it and I CHERISH them. They’re on display in my house
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Emirhan korkut
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Julian
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My great grandmother actually did that but from like Quincy’s and not cool restaurants
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robertus
@robertus.bsky.social
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Oceans 11, but for your mom and her girlfriends boosting spoons from restaurants
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Dustin
@theunread.bsky.social
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This rules
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Pppatticake
@pppatticake.bsky.social
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Lol
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Burkhard Badger
@burkhardbadger.bsky.social
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Of course she's mortified, it sounds pathetic and low class to commit petty theft for spoons. She's probably also horrified that somehow she failed as a parent, since your perspective is so warped. Why are you bragging about this?
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾
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There was never any question your mom wasn’t badass
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Matti Price (he/him)
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100% badass. Mom should be proud. I pretend to steal the silverware at every formal function whenever they send videographers to the tables. Give the venue something to think about later!
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lauren
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they are from galatoire's real ones know
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Lori
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Come on, Mom, people love a rogue! My dad and a friend somehow stole a dining table from a Holiday Inn in the 70s. Wooden octagon top and some ironstone-esque pedestal. My siblings sent it to a junkyard a few years ago! Whyyyy? Family history just gone! 😉
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