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Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

Shit can't do basic arithmetic and will lie to your face that 2+2=3 but sure, it'll invent zero point energy one of these days probably!!!!

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

fuck ur right, i forgot about that shit. three glasses of vodka punch making me think like robbie mook

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:56 UTC

well, yeah, the local stations cover mutliple counties, but that's how it is everywhere else too. now, the big areas like dfw or houston are some of the largest media markets in the country and that may be the reason it's pricy.

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

yeah, this whole thing was just soundbite fodder and a dumber part of me wonders if biden's team is playing 12d chess & banking on trump's legal fees severely impacting his ad buys & took the risk on the debate just for the clips. but then i remember that the nerds in politics fucken love debates

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

yeah, true it is still early. god, having a non-primary debate this early is fucking throwing me off, shit feels like it should be september already

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:40 UTC

if they were smart, they'd at least throw a few ads at the purpling counties in texas instead of writing the whole place off

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

good to know the tv ppl are on the ball because the social media ppl and ppl doing press releases... ehhhhh

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

okay maybe the tv ad guys do know what they're doing

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

i think they switched the audio with the dining room at a memory care facility

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

wait i thought smelling fentanyl gives us seizures or were all those cop tiktoks wrong

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

hell yeag

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

remember cigarette machines

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

look, i've got my class in my name, there's a gimme for ya

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

don't worry, it's really not. we're all just hanging out with an assortment of marshmallows and hot dogs on sticks while the country burns down here

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