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Lynn Clare

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Sports. Animals. Gardens. Food. Reading. Writing. Law. Humor. Atheist. Humanist. Progressive. Smart. Smart ass. Stoic. Learner. I’m a toasted marshmallow- crusty outside, but soft in the middle.

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Overheard

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I think everyone’s been traumatized for 8 years and they’re collectively demanding a ‘fucking guarantee of just one good fucking thing!’ because they have no real memory of the Before.

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These are some of my favorite baseball stories — and there are a lot of good stories!

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I’m in western Washington … not Seattle but I go there occasionally. I’ve seen exactly one.

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Mmmm - that’s delicious. Thank you!

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Overheard

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You heard it here first folks. When engineers say what the radius of a highway curve should be, that’s communism. Public health rules for safe drinking water? Communism.

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This is how we know the idea has already jumped the shark

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lol. Is it the one they couldn’t agree on in 2020?

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And ferrets COULD fly out of my butt. Anything is possible if we squint hard enough.

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As my CrimPro professor always said: Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. NeverTalk to Cops Without An Attorney. Ever.

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I dunno, man. Sounds like they are a comedy GOLD MINE to me.

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My daughter and I are buddy reading this. I read “Sunshine”, but I understand this is a) different and b) more her usual genre. Looking forward to it! 📚💙

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13, and I’m a bit disappointed in myself that I don’t currently own more than 300 books or a piece of clothing, declaring my love of reading

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I lost my best friend yesterday. I’m functioning but I keep looking behind me because that’s where he always was.

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When my reader was a tween, I had to accept that I did not know her or her taste in fiction very well at all. Our conversation: Me: so it’s a romance novel, but the love interest is a sea monster? Her: Mom!

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Cool, abortion is legal countrywide again guys turns out SCOTUS is just an opinion

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The airport is the place where many people seem to learn for the very first time that they aren't special

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Lynn Clare's avatar Lynn Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social
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The hills and I are roughly the same age and I'm also . . . cautious about when/where I bring it up with women my age or better. I have stepped in deeper water than I realized more than once before. Guessing you have too.

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What's not to love about a cat who is a stylish gentleman?

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Uncle Duke's avatar Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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about time someone called that motherfucker out

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Holy Cow: I cleared 100% of the emails out of my Inbox. I should blow up my office right now; it will never get better than this

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And every one of them will land a cop job in another jurisdiction. And later, we will have to read more, "There were red flags for this hire," articles. 😠

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When you drive thru a neighborhood at night, one of my theories will reveal itself to you. (ahem) Lynn's Theory: There are two kinds of people in the world: People who turn all the lights off to sleep and people who leave a lot of lights on when they sleep.

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fellow ohioans: go fucking vote.

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I always thought this was a scathing indictment of American politics that only I found funny. "My Tallest."

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Wait, is that the front? Why didn't they do it there instead of the alley behind it? 🤣

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It's like middle school in here. Everyone offering to fight me; none with weapons more effective than dull wits. Not going to make the mistake I made on Twitter and wait 11 years to start blocking people.

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Strike 1. Can she jog? Can you? Who are we talking about in the third person?

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Oh, good. I thought the condescension might be too subtle Don't you have a vote a cast?

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Seriously - I've been here 24 hours and used my mom-voice on 2 people already.

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‘You portly men of a sanguine complexion often die suddenly, from unconsidered exertion in the heat. Apoplexy – congestion.’ ‘I wish, I wish you would not say things like that, Doctor,’ said Jack, in a low tone: they all looked at Stephen with some reproach & Jack added, ‘Besides, I am not portly.’

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Oh, honey. You seem to be under the impression that I offered to fight you. I didn't.

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If Israel orders us to do something, should we do it? Biden is thoughtful and determined and has American best interest in mind. Your "idea" and your ad hominem attack are a weak man's idea of strength.

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Voice actor or book narrator were my (introvert) dream jobs. Why did I go to law school? 😅

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Thank! My first day here and I’m still wandering the halls like a freshman wondering what I’m supposed to be doing 😂

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