Lee

@leer.bsky.social

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A writer and comedian that can't help himself, but could maybe help you. Check out WriteWithLee.com to learn more.

Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

kneeling before my oven, staring grimly at a pair of red leather Freddie Mercury pants that simply refuse to firm up, haven't even gotten my feather boa in the proving drawer yet

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Big Natural Resources @dagnificent.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:28 UTC

It's weird how hot dogs come in packages of 10, but yo momma only ever managed to fit 6.

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

can't believe this worked

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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

This is very well done

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:53 UTC

One time I couldn't find a video I'd rented and the clerk smirked and said "It's 248 dollars. Are you sure you don't wanna just look for it again?" Anyway, I just realized my pharmacist uses the exact same tone each month when they ask me if I'm sure I wanna pay for my ADD meds.

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 07:49 UTC

Tuesday

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

Randy Feltface, sounds like a bit, just a very funny Austrian puppet comedian

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

Re-designed the Virginia state flag to comply with the Supreme Court's decision.

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

😠 why do they all have this expression?

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:54 UTC

Consider the magnificent habitual be in AAVE. It's not a tense, it's a grammatical *aspect*. If you've ever studied a romance language, you learned words like perfective vs. imperfective, preterite, etc. Aspect indicates how long a verb is verbing.

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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 07:49 UTC

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:17 UTC

Spent the morning thinking about this poem by @killdads.bsky.social. It's titled "I Want to Drop Out of Grad School and Suicide Bomb a Federal Building".

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 07:15 UTC

Barbara Lee for President

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

dark, brandon

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

Broken collarbone and two broken ribs.

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:22 UTC

mama mia, let me go

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

It's Emmy btw

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:17 UTC

SO curious about the experience of whoever had to sell Mel on crediting his direction without using his name

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

No better distillation of the modern Democratic party than "our main issue with the Klan is the hoods".

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

Light take: it's the natural end-point of the journey from big c Catholic "God is here, specifically" to little c catholic "God is everywhere" dark take: the proselytizing practices used to cohere the faithful by evoking public resentment have become malignant and fractured those communities

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 06:13 UTC

Frankly, I don't want to know.

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

Absolutely obsessed with the guy adding stuff like this to the "Goofs" section of The Simpsons wiki.

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Big Natural Resources @dagnificent.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:53 UTC

Hilariously, no one else would ever be able to cut Superman's bangs for him, so they would always be ragrets

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Big Natural Resources @dagnificent.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

Crossing "Superman gives himself bangs" off my 2024 bingo card

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

Absolutely obsessed with the guy adding stuff like this to the "Goofs" section of The Simpsons wiki.

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 20:23 UTC

AI art can never be art because a computer can never have a reason to make art. It has no wants to shovel into the black box furnace of a soul, to burn brightly or make acrid smoke. A hundred machines could never be as dumb as a single person and I love our minds for that.

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

lol, the way I read this made it sound like you were the ones eating in full joker makeup

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:36 UTC

On week three of my Two-Face experiment. I put all manner of serums and unguents on the right side of my face, including sunscreen when I go out. The left side I wash with Dial hand soap (extra drying) and whisper insults to. I’m starting to look really fucked up 😌

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 20:23 UTC

This is why hard modes hold no interest for me. I'm already living on hard mode. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to finish 100%'ing AC Brotherhood for the second time.

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

lol

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 07:03 UTC

At this point, Drake might as well buy Twitter.

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 03:21 UTC

hate it when my smol bean employer owes me 100k

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:29 UTC

Love that little frisson when reading someone else's work and they do it just like you would have. Feels like a stuck drawer sliding into place.

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

this is why we have elections!

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 06:58 UTC

won't let him play watto, won't let him be president, this country sucks

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

Something I’ve found helpful, as both someone who struggled with this and as a friend of those who do, is the line: “Hey, don’t say that about my awesome friend.”

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 20:20 UTC

"making my problem your problem" is such a specific sub-set of magic decks and I love them with all my heart could also see a boros version of this with harmless offering

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 20:15 UTC

I hear it all the time when my little nieces and nephews add "like, comment, and subscribe" to the end of any video message.

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 19:19 UTC

god, i hope so

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

They should call Mitch Bryant

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

The original polycule

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

When you're more focused on creating congestion than congestion pricing.

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

Cleaning the guillotine.

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 03:49 UTC

this fixed me

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Big Natural Resources @dagnificent.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

It is no longer relevant to lump oppenheimer ($900m ww gross) with the Barbie movie ($1.5b ww gross)

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 20:09 UTC

This made me really miss my old buds from Tango's Treehouse, an off-shoot of the original ViewAskew message board. TangoScott, Kari, Duke of Fluke, the guy from Perth who's name I forget, I hope ya'll are thriving.

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

it's gotta be dope writing for the LA Times, just tooling around all day on top of a Star Tours van, tongue lolling out of your mouth like a credulous puppy

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

I blame my parents for releasing me without a proper beta

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

The Alitos have a traditional Catholic marriage (she acts fucking crazy at home, and he acts fucking crazy at work)

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Lee @leer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 07:29 UTC

Feels like some bigwigs don't want to replace humans for the same reason the AI kept them around in "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream".

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