Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social

that head of lettuce languishing in the back of my fridge watching me eat taco bell

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craplord (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️ @craplord.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 17:54 UTC

siren song of the doritos locos cheesy gordita crunch

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Desiree Ellis @desellis.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

Captivating in their intensity

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stan @stanthemanchan.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

My cat sitting on the couch, watching me pick up the vacuum cleaner.

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Semi-Interesting Photography, etc. @remid0d0s0.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

WTF This is cool

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@vieuxnez.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

Lettuce is hot

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Verboten Anna @sockeranna.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

For me it's har tall friend, the cucumber 😭

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@elkaneo.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

It looks at me the same way when I open the fridge to get a nutty bar

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The Baron von Ryan 🇵🇸 @vonryansexpress.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

That head of lettuce was just distracting you from a genocide anyway, pay it no mind.

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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

Not your fault that iceberg lasts forever

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@illimij.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 20:58 UTC

That's my wife looking at me when an Ozempic commercial comes on.

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GT @organicdays.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 23:15 UTC

I like this. Sort of 1940’s fem dark mystery. Stunningly different from all those women in white, floaty dresses.

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@aprilgurl21.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

I mean so fierce. Looking?

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@aprilgurl21.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

So furious.

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@threehundredand33.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

“I can outlast Liz Truss, I can outlast you.”

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David J. Stuart @djstuart.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

What happened in your life to make you eat Taco Bell with the fridge open like that?

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