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The climate and biosphere are collapsing, we’re choking the Earth in plastic & millions of species face extinction in the near-future due to capitalism. How the fuck do you think I’m doing? Gotham-based cat dad. 🗽🍎🐈‍⬛


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Sorry I was weird online, I have microplastics in my brain

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Stop climate collapse with this one neat trick! Fascists HATE it!

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The same energy we bring to bully the likes of The New York Times out of Threads is the same energy we need to bring against every individual asshole & every asshole institution that either want to uphold an unacceptable status quo, or want to make things more fascistic and worse.

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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I can’t explain how fucked up it is that Threads created a more hostile atmosphere to the New York Times than we did. Tony the Tiger brand humping website just beat our asses.

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Oh, ConEd wants to issue a heat advisory & wants us to stop using energy between 2pm-10pm? How about you cut off power to the Times Square billboards & ban outdoor AC first. Then we’ll talk about me trying not to melt inside my pre-war apartment with an in-window unit, assholes.

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I know it’s early but talking hoops on here has me thinking… Wemby (who is lean & 7’4”) was Slenderman last Halloween. He needs to exclusively cosplay as tall characters going forward annually. Below are my suggestions for the next four years, in no particular order: Doffy, Waluigi, Ban, Piccolo.

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Oh no doubt, y’all have quietly built a deep roster. Plus y’all have Scotty Barnes who is starting to blossom into a legit star. Toronto should be a playoff team next year. If Barnes gets one more star? They could be challenging the Celtics for the conference soon.

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Ngl they are why I came around back to the Knicks (plus I’m back home so it’s easier to get aboard with the hometown team lol) I’m thrilled OG is in NY but that seems like a win-win trade for both parties. It’ll be fun if we get Raptors-Knicks in the playoffs soon. That’ll be a well fought series.

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He parked his fat ass at a recent workers strike somewhere in MPLS, looking like he didn’t want to be there at all, and thinks he’s some people’s champion for showing up at all. Meanwhile he openly posts about accepting big money donations because the proles don’t do enough for him.

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I respect the Raptors. I wasn’t really into the Knicks growing up so in 2013 I adopted the Spurs (their finals loss endeared me to them) & the Celtics (lived in Boston at the time). I was thrilled when Lowry & Kawhi won it in ‘19. I hope the ex-Knicks do well there. They’ll be good again soon.

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Ke$ha Stevens's avatar Ke$ha Stevens @keshastevens.bsky.social
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Howwwww can the build quality be so consistently bad across the board? It’s not like all the cybertrucks even have the same issue. They’re all ramshackle in DIFFERENT WAYS

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I’m sorry for posting about Graph Boy on main, I just really am tired of liberals as a whole & need a punching bag today

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I mean just look at this utter fuckwad.

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This dipshit is so fucking delusional and full of himself.

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Ray 's avatar Ray @sireviscerate.bsky.social
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DOCTOR: You have a fatty liver. Do you know what that means? ME: Yes, you're saying it would make a scrumptious foie gras. DOCTOR: No. I mean yes, probably, but that's not the point.

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I’m partial to shooting him with Maria while tied up at Caesar’s camp. That or cutting that bitch-ass snake in the arena.

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I will bang this drum forever: in THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE FREE: THE GERMANS, 1933-45 Milton Mayer interviewed 10 ordinary Germans after WW2 to learn how fascism took hold. There was never a moment when everyone woke up:

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I’ll see a wild headline like this, and sometimes I morbidly wonder how many times this had to happen for the headline to exist.

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Is it because you think Biden winning in “the primaries” & replacing him is undemocratic? Because y’all had no problem with Bernie getting ratfucked in ‘20 or the DNC coronating Hillary in ‘16. Is it cuz you think only he can beat Trump? Cuz if the best you think we can do is a corpse, we’re boned.

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Just a thought, but if your 81yr old grandpa plows through a red light while the rest of the family is sitting in the car, and you have had concerns about his declining mental faculties since he was 77, you shouldn’t continue to let him have access to the car keys. That endangers everyone if you do.

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good news its very bad news

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Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape's avatar Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social
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I think it's hilarious that Dems have run cover for this selfish, arrogant, out-of-touch, lying, genocidal piece of shit for so long and now he has them caught in a death grip as his campaign is spiraling down the tubes. He's absolutely going to bring the party to ruin. Time to reap what you've sown

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Hey God, it’s me. I know we haven’t spoken often, but i really need to call in a favor.

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I get the sense you are way less evil than James Madison.

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This is my greatest dread. And I won’t lie to you, I don’t have much hope about the long term survival of 99% of life on Earth. We still must fight. To inflict even an iota of the suffering of our murderers back at them. And to fight for what precious lifeforms we owe duties to. We owe it to them.

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I wasn’t born yesterday & I know who our enemies are lol. I also regularly do mutual aid work in my neighborhood. Local organizing to that end has done much to keep me grounded in these insane times. And I truly believe that ethos may save us all, if only we have the will to embrace it.

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Aye. A shame that that’s necessary in these times. But I’m happy you have the means to fight back. If it’s any solace, I still believe in humanity such that we can bring enough people to the light & fight against the myriad forces coalescing into our doom. And with any luck, maybe we even survive.

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I too wish we didn’t exist under such ridiculous tyranny. But it’s where we are. The game now is labor organizing, mutual aid, civil unrest, mass climate actions & the like. And we need to get militant to survive what’s coming. We are a society in collapse, and we need each other more than ever.

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Nah. I can no longer condone either of the two parties of capitalism. And it’s evident both parties hate us & want us to suffer and die. We are at the point where it’s socialism or it’s barbarism. Playing within their rules will get us nowhere. Now is the time to prepare for what comes next.

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Agreed. I’m sticking to my principles. No one in this race stands for the people, and I cannot condone either the evils of Trump or the evils of Biden with my vote. Also, democracy is fucking dead in the US, anyone who thinks democracy is on the line is an chump. Fight for horizontal power.

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Joe Biden lost my vote with the Covid denialism and incompetence, and the genocide. My vote is for, not against, and always has been.

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Gallifreyan Jedi 's avatar Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social
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Instead of using the new king powers to prevent the fascism immediately, joe biden is going on tv to try and prove to voters he doesn't need to wear a diaper, so they'll vote for him, so, I'm led to presume, he can prevent the fascism

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It’s almost impressive how bad his political instincts are. It’s like continuing to vouch for JFK to remain President on November 23, 1963.

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Seriously, I am unsure who I detest more: the liberals who could forgive a genocide & paper over his obvious failures and unfitness until he shat himself during a debate, or the liberals who still insist we are all stupid childish haters making shit up for seeing an 81yr in clear cognitive decline.

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Just a thought, maybe if the Dems didn’t insist on ratfucking progressives & leftists for the last 8yrs & hadn’t prioritized installing the least likable neoliberal ghouls over all else, we wouldn’t be in a position where a sundowning genocidaire was on track to lose to the dumbest fucking fascist.

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Maya Media's avatar Maya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social
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It looks like they picked the best day to make sure the fewest would notice.

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The NYT editorial everyone’s talking about today

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This kind of shit is the reason why the only way to fix the world is to take a sledgehammer to capitalism. The system incentivizes corruption and elevates those that dismantle the guardrails meant to curtail it.

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Stancil: posting & controlling media narratives are the only things that matter in politics The internet: [gets coconut pilled after the debate, generates a lot of memes & posts, and convinces legacy media that the sundowning corpse can’t continue being POTUS]. Stancil: NooOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!

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Happy 4th of July to four of my favorite Americans. The United States is built on & perpetuates itself with stolen land, genocide, imperialism, & human slavery. We outnumber the oligarchy, demand nothing less than total liberation. None of us is free until all of us is free.

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Emissary Of Night | ليلى's avatar Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com
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-40,000+ killed -15,000+ children killed -20,000 children missing -70% of Gaza's buildings destroyed -60% of Gaza's farms destroyed -2,200,000 displaced

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today and every day

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