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cait
@cait.bsky.social
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god i love online
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Kwisatz Haterade@lowbeyonder.bsky.social |
560 followers 674 following 4816 posts
Aimless ramblings, makeup selfies, and screaming into the void. 🏳️⚧️💋👠🫧 She/her, it/its (disrespectfully). From the US, living in Ireland.
Content may be occasionally NSFW, kinky, or unhinged. Over 30 (but in denial about it).
linktr.ee/lowbeyonder
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cait
@cait.bsky.social
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god i love online
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Elizabeth! (Formerly Boo!)
@dotdot.boo
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I entered my company's slack and I am so lost. Where are the polycules? And there's no nsfw channel?! What is this?! I can't share my boobs in general! That's so fucked up
3 replies 27 reposts 165 likes
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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It has been a really long week at work already and it's like to continue. All I want to do is chill out & shitpost but alas, haven't had much opportunity. Maybe this weekend.
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John Rogers
@johnrogers.bsky.social
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Charismatic people solving moderately difficult problems on a weekly basis is the engine of successful television.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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I am trying SO HARD to not spend right now, I way overspent last month, but the struggle is REAL.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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True, but you basically get that much from the back-of-the-book blurb, or even just from knowing what genre it's working with. That's kinda the buy-in. The interesting parts are everything after that.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Oh! Well then, good news! >_>
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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The first few chapters definitely have a different vibe than later on. I like the rest of it, but I admit I'd also love to see the alternate universe where it stayed more tightly focused and kept that kind of sinister feel.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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I find that it usually does. And that if it doesn't, that's a good sign for me to set low expectations for the day.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Yep, we've got tickets already!
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Sage 🏳️⚧️
@trans.bsky.social
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protect trans kids. defend puberty blockers and HRT treatment for minors. stop attacking children for having an endocrinology disorder goddammit. it’s bullshit i have to spend all this time on electrolysis as an adult just because some christian perverts are obsessed with controlling strangers.
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🌿 Laura 🌿
@lauraamalasunta.bsky.social
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Me: I'm like a medieval princess You: You mean all the most worthy knights vie for your fair hand? Me: I mean I'm a woman who was given a weird-ass education in Latin, theology and ecclesiastical history designed for boys entering a monastery and now society has no clue what the fuck to do with me
18 replies 78 reposts 841 likes
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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😈 Really hope I can replicate it on purpose next time I want to. (I also need to work on my "classic" smokey-eye looks, but I only brought one eyeshadow palette on the trip and it's basically "oops! all vaporwave!".)
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Stolen from elsenet.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Reskeeting for self-inspiration because I'm having a very shit morning and could stand to recapture some of this energy.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Ugh. Forgot the downside of taking a Monday off. I feel like no one expects anything to get done on a Friday so when I take a Friday off my inbox on Monday is basically the same either way. When I take a Monday off, my Tuesday inbox is a goddamned clusterfuck.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Well, Leeds was fun but Meg came back with COVID so that sucks. =/ I'm still testing negative so far, but clearing my calender this week just in case.
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Randy Meeks
@imrandymeeks.bsky.social
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I don't even go there, and this is still the funniest shit
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Riley Raine ✨️
@therileyraine.bsky.social
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scott pilgrim remake where instead of fighting her seven evil exes, transsexual Ramona Flower's cis bf has to indulge her seven problematic kinks
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⚡Bubblegum Midlife Crisis⚡
@bunnycartoon.bsky.social
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Feel like shit, just want her* back *physical video game manuals included with my game
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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That was supposed to be "Deflecting Hardtear" but eh, not wrong either.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Got 'em. Deflecting Harder and Dragon-Hunter's Great Katana. Two great tastes that taste great together.
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melissa~
@melissanarchy.bsky.social
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imho this is still the rawest line in any piece of media ever
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Yeah tbh he wasn't my favorite doctor but that delivery - I literally shivered. it was SO good.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Bayle is the first Fromsoft boss to accurately represent the feeling of fighting a competantly GMd dragon in D&D: you take your bite-bite-claw hits just getting to a place to attack from, land one hit, and then are forcibly reminded that it still has a tail. And a breath attack. And a million HP.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Ooh. Another weekend pickup: more ankle boots! I've really been feeling the lack of a dressy option in white. The heel is a little more reasonable then I usually go with 😆, but frankly I was so delighted that these actually fit I bought them on the spot. VERY rare I find UK 8s that I can wear.
1 replies 0 reposts 6 likes
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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I call this piece "Portrait of a Very Tired Woman at an Airport Starbucks". But I do like this new top.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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I don't think I like this "Bayle the Dread" fellow, he is VERY rude. (Also I'm kinda getting fucked by NG+ scaling at this point, kinda considering rolling a fresh save.)
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sea shanty stan account ⛵
@anarchoshanties.bsky.social
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they literally steal the gnomes from your lawn then a while later send an old lady with a trunk full of pristine-condition restored lil lawn guys to drop 'em off like it's a drug deal. breaking bombadil. ocelawn's eleven. mission gnompossible. it's so good.
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Taniel
@taniel.bsky.social
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in light of today’s results, this quote from last week stands out
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Uncut Femmes
@juliagiantrat.bsky.social
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*yelling with a bullhorn* My name is Julia Uncut Femmes, I'm an agent with the Discourse Deescalation Unit, I'm here to try and resolve this without anyone else getting blocked but I need you to cooperate with me, alright? I need to see evidence that all the lowbies in the group chat are safe first.
3 replies 23 reposts 105 likes
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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That is some fabulous fuckin linework, I love it.
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Bully, Little Stuffed Bull 🐮
@bullythelsb.bsky.social
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ACAB
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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My two search parameters were "not rose" and "horny", and Fragrantica was happy to offer some pointers.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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The moment my egg finally cracked I fucking _sprinted_ towards transition, so while I picked up on it, my reaction was mostly "thank fuck I finally already Did The Thing". If I'd seen it any time between my initial genderquake and cracking tho? it would have absolutely _destroyed_ me.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Take your "like" and go. -_-
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Also, perfume update: picked up a small bottle of Tom Ford Black Orchid and it smells like sweatily making out with a cinnamon tree (positive).
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Usually that is how I roll, but in this case I'm worried the simple acts of donning and removing it might be mildly destructive (insofar as causing it to shed sequins) so I consider it to have only a limited number of uses.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Love me some sequins. I just got a bright pink sequined dress that TBH I can _barely_ squeeze into and now I desperately need something to wear it to. (Maybe next Dykon!)
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Yessss. I have some sequined shorts and they're fun as hell. (alas, while they are still cute, I am not really equipped to take advantage of as "booty shorts", per se, but I live in hope)
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Home. Home and very tired. Thank fuck I took tomorrow off already.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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I call this piece "Portrait of a Very Tired Woman at an Airport Starbucks". But I do like this new top.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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They do have some powerful Final Act Weapon Upgrade energy.
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The Midnight Society
@midnightpals.bsky.social
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Parker: it's ok, labor won! they're just as transphobic as the tories Rowling: BUT THEY'RE NOT GONNA SSAY THE SSLURSS! Rowling: it'ss not the sssame without the sslurss! Rowling: i really wanted the sslurss :(
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Uiɭɭiɑm 𐌼ɑc🐝᚛ᚒᚔᚂᚂᚔᚐᚋ
@uilliammac.bsky.social
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The GRR Act passed the Scottish Parliament by 86 to 39. Scottish Labour voted for it by 18 to 2. So this is the perfect opportunity for the new UK govt to prove that they respect devolution, and that Scottish Labour's leadership in Scotland are not, as their opponents claim, merely London's poodles.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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Might try it yeah. That definitely sounds great but also like a hell of a commitment just getting them all done and waiting on heal times...
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Autumn,the best of the seasons🏳️⚧️♿
@fallgirlautie.bsky.social
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So i saw this on Facebook and....I'm just going to go cry
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Cass
@starsetbyte.lol
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hey good morning, welcome back to WBSKY. I'm your rabbitgirl dancer spinning and weaving these beats all night long. and first up on the track we have "Heavy Metal x DVNO" by justice. afterwards we have some battle themes, we've got a little final fantasy, lil trails, all bangers. stay tuned
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muad’dweeb
@richored.bsky.social
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this is like a parody of corporate mental health awareness
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Uncut Femmes
@juliagiantrat.bsky.social
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social media is about making posts for those 5 girls u know pretty reliably will like your post even if its garbage
9 replies 42 reposts 218 likes