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That robot took my sandwich

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Inventing a new sport called Sickleball where anyone found playing Pickleball is sacrificed to He Who Walks Behind the Court

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Time for a nice bowl of cereal

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Joe Biden: "Too old to be president am I? Check this shit out fuckers!" [CNN]: President Biden passed away at age 81 after attempting to do a 360 kickflip mctwist while Goldfinger's "Superman" played in front of a horrified crowd of donors

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Apparently the hotel burned down and only the elevator shaft remained intact

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Ra's al Dolezal's avatar Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.bsky.social
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🎶 Rhythm is a dancer It's a necromancer You can kill it in its lair Its magical choices Cause the dead to join us Their presence gives you a scare oh-oh evil magic oh-oh you must kill it yeah oh-oh evil magic oh-oh ohoh ohah 🎶

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Orange brain adventures: Ted is convinced that the play of light and shadows through his water dispenser is a tangible thing that he can kill and eat

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Thanks. Now that I'm over the initial surgery I'm actually doing way better. I was feeling like crap for the last few months and one little trick fixed it.

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Q: who has two thumbs, 4 incisions and no gallbladder? A: eyyyy

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They called him Pennywise the Clown because he believed in sensibly investing in low-cost index mutual funds and ETFs

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40 year old man entering the bar: what’s up meatbags other 40 year olds in unison: epic

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Post-Hut Clarity (after going to Pizza Hut)

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I'd like to get in on the ground floor of weefcoin please

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Local creature available for hire. Will do odd jobs and act weird at your party for a fair hourly rate.

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unbuttoning my shirt at the beach to reveal a Tony Stark chest implant of a Table-Is-Ready buzzer from Olive Garden

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I've spent the last week in Australia driving on the wrong side of the road, using the metric system and speaking in an atrocious accent. I didn't even need to leave Boston to do any of that but it was fun.

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*Cranks up the leafblower at exactly 7 am* hey man it's legal

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Brother the only debate you should have this evening is should I have one beer or three beers

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Every place in Australia outside of the big cities is only pronouncable by denizen's of R'lyeh

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Posting from paid airplane wifi better make it count: weef

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Screw this heatwave I'm flying to Australia (trip planned months ago but the timing is making me feel like a brain genius)

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Give Joe Biden some flubber shoes and watch him fall up a staircase

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Experts Agree: Keep your gut microbiome healthy by eating things off the bare counter

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Scientists have also theorized that there is an "Island of Skability" somewhere past the known isotopes of jazz, calypso and R&B. Elements found there would have longer half-lives due to "magic numbers" of 90s nostalgia and video game soundtracks

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Scientists have posited that beyond light jazz and smooth jazz there lies an entirely frictionless form of jazz that could revolutionize music as we know it.

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Détente. We’ll see if it holds

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WHITE HOUSE---president J. Webb Gunkpuke has assigned 30 of the tallest people in the world to go around and see whats on top of things. he told them get it down from there if its anything good

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Drinking a Monster Energy at night and hearing the DuckTales NES Moon Theme

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Tech is friendly if it comes with wood paneling

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Scientists have posited that beyond light jazz and smooth jazz there lies an entirely frictionless form of jazz that could revolutionize music as we know it.

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The kids need to learn about Revolution X sooner or later

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Does it have any of the Pin-Bot series of pinball tables? Then it's a great arcade. If not, pretty good fits.

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I want to go back to Chicago and live in the Galloping Ghost Arcade for a week. That would fix me.

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Oh great now I'm that bitch! How do I stop sparkling like a 2008 myspace page?

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K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë's avatar K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social
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THERAPIST: Negative Space Jesus isn’t real. It can’t hurt you. NEGATIVE SPACE JESUS:

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Covering myself with Agrax Earthshade to fix all my flaws

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Getting big into forming an accretion disk lately. Might fuck around and make some planets later.

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