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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 11:11 UTC

Lol yes

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

[me, tryna fit in on bsky] these nuts!

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Leif Malone @thetroops.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:55 UTC

Real high class ladies spell it “diarrhoea”

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miss fugazi @undisturbed.space
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

having fun shooting guns in the house of mirrors

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

Watch it on “Peacock”? Everything is sex to these people

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

That’s been my experience

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

Love him, and this thing he does is especially nice. He really doesn’t think he got it, and oh, it’s actually 20 feet over the wall in center lol

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

Everyone: Haha! Yes! Fuck yeah! Rizzo: My tenure as GM will outlive you all

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

Everyone: yes Rizzo: no

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

I think they shape a ball of ground meat (rather than preform a pattie) that is then smashed on the grill but I’m not actually certain. They taste fine

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

Josh Naylor is the master of what I think is genuine flyball watching or head down to first kinda stuff when he hits a tater. Been seeing it for weeks. I know he had a little slump there but it seems out of sync with reality in a charming way. You’ve got 20+ homers, dude. I think you probably got it

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

I love watching an Apple+ MLB broadcast because it means I get to see more of the most boring font ever invented on even more things

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:14 UTC

I get it

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

New? Weekend. We love it. Cool? Bsky Legend Flyin’ The Flannel

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Flyin' The Flannel @flyintheflannel.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

Crooner style rendition of MMMbop

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

recommending my dentist to a friend and asking for my referral bonus to be paid in teeth

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haus of hawktuah @hausofholes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

Pissing. Shitting. Throwing Up. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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joakim noah's ark @snakeroot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:29 UTC

I straight up do not ride for fracking

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

Nodding: yes, mutually uh…upcycled destruction

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:22 UTC

Can’t believe they named a fucking hockey team after this guy

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

i think i could survive the hadron collider

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:14 UTC

Gerard Depardstardew

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:14 UTC

I hope the “that mf is not real” plane lady is letting that shit rip all over

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 04, 2023 at 01:08 UTC

Your Inventory: -14 Doubloons -Ominously flickering porkchop -Operations manual for Black & Decker T2569B 2-Slot Toaster -Storkbone rapier -Costco membership card -Bottled pixies (23% oxygen remaining)

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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

I need Tommy John surgery from posting too hard.

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joakim noah's ark @snakeroot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:20 UTC

It's bad ass to be wise

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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

boiling my hotdog with a lime La Croix

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

Imagine being Walt Disney’s granddaughter lmfao. I would never be able to exchange more than three words with someone like this without laughing too hard to continue. “Hey, you got the mouse with you rn? Lol you carry that fuzzy fucker around? Lol. Do the voice come on it’s your legacy.” Wild shit

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

Finally gonna get the “So Many Books, So Little Time” tattoo. That’s settled. Now to schedule it (got another 15 years until this comes back up, practically)

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

The deadpool guy is real? I thought that was a bit

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

Installing a pull-up bar on a doorframe so I can hit my head on it every time I go in or out of that room

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:07 UTC

It’s getting a little out of control, DT. But I agree lol

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Pretty Good Mike @prettygoodmike.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

legally changing my name to “mr. comedy” and going out on the road to read my posts to sold out audiences

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

Anyway, love to you all, have a nice weekend!

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

Been listening to songs on repeat so much more lately than I ever have in my life. I wonder why it is. I think I’m very caught up in particular phrases, tones, rhythms and want to experience them over and over. I think I also have a sense these things will be gone sooner than I want. And I want them

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:26 UTC

I could be great at standup (easy) but I don’t do it because I’m too much of a funlover. I’d be up there laughing at my jokes and folks would probably get annoyed about it. Understandable, but I won’t be fake and compromise on that. So I don’t. Makes it an easier job for everyone else u r welcome

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

Ah, dunkin donuts vineyards

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

Imagine getting a call from the president on your birthday. Nightmare. Oh not only a phone call but now I gotta talk to a racist uncle who acts like it’s a real treat he got in touch with me. No. Not for me. Do not call me.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:17 UTC

What temperature are we meant to believe it is when everyone is wearing a light jacket over a short sleeved shirt on television. I know it’s fiction, but it is simply too unreal imo

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

People are wondering, people are asking, people are not sure, people always doing these things it would seem

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alex 🌴🥥 @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:14 UTC

guy who puts “something of a foodie” in his OK Cupid bio

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

The doomer energy is getting to you, Sandos

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

Lol

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

All imagined for now will let you know if I see anything in the wild

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

Guy named Randy drinking a shandy. Wild shit

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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:18 UTC

*ripping off my clothing, slathering myself in oil* 1v1 ME BRO ONE VEE ONE MEEEEEE

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:24 UTC

Being held at gunpoint (focusing on the positive and enjoying feeling this close to someone)

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:18 UTC

Lmao dude is unlocking another dimension

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

Fortune cookie: IF YOU LEAVE A WOMAN WAITING TO BE WHISKED AWAY TO TACO BELL SHE'LL WIPE OUT YOUR SAVINGS BUYING A LAKE HOUSE WHILE YOU SLEEP.

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