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Matthew

@makagle.bsky.social

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Novelist, teacher, game designer, general badass (ret.)

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Giving serious thought to disconnecting from all social media and news for five years.

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I'll matchya cookie and raise you two muffins

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“Here’s the ship’s navel, this doubloon here, and they are all one fire to unscrew it."

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Is it me or are the cutscenes from Tears of the Kingdom kind of terrible?

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Guess I'll skip

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hmmm. Maybe the trick is to look at the END of each word? CH = a CHance of a tornado NG = NNNgGGGggggg I'm dying in a tornado

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Lazy Bear in San Francisco has the best non-alcoholic drink "pairing" I've had, plus a secret picture of Ron Swanson, and the servers know semaphore!

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Question for horror fans: do you want characters who are sympathetic so you can root for them to escape, or do you want them to be annoying so you can enjoy watching them die?

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You know, we science fiction authors have been telling you what AI would do for over a hundred years. Why did you wait until now to listen?

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You must be the last person who hasn't

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hi pals! our studio is looking for a senior level designer, audio designer and QA manager all remote and I know some of you would be wonderful at these plus you’d get to work with my very bizarre sense of humour too (a plus??? a minus???) gravitywell.games

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Let it go. This guy just wants to tell at someone.

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Shakespeare in the Bush seems to provoke a lot of controversy. Well, at least when I took English

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Trump campaign slogan: From the White House to the Big House.

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I'm cautiously optimistic. I guess pessimism dies slowly.

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Netflix's Three Body Problem is one of the rare shows that improves on the source material.

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This Is Just To Say I have eaten the glue that was in the toolbox and which you were probably saving for breakages Forgive me Google told me They were a good Replacement for plums

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Me: Are you okay with writing swear words? Cake guy: Sure! Me: I want you to fit as many four letter words on it as possible. Cake guy: Okay...

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I assumed Trump would praise Darth Vader before Hannibal Lecter, but here we are.

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For 30 years, I've begun every sparring match with "May your knife chip and shatter." Now everyone has seen Dune and I have to come up with something new.

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I have an earworm. Is that how it starts?

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David Fisman. The other guy is a turnip.'s avatar David Fisman. The other guy is a turnip. @dfisman.bsky.social
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Roses are red Violets are blue

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To a beautiful beach on Nantucket A Musk fan planned to Cybertruck it He drove onto the strand And got stuck in the sand So the owner was forced to say fuck it (Photos via the Nantucket Current @ACKCurrent)

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I'm not fond of using "biological" as a term for "cis." Does anything changed by human intervention become "trans?" Did I have "biological eyeballs" until I got LASIK?

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Accusing someone of "virtue signaling" is a kind of virtue signaling.

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You're not going to scare college students away with police. You want them to disperse? Tell them finals are next week.

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You're not going to scare college students away with police. You want them to disperse? Tell them finals are next week.

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I was joking about painting a Cybertruck, but I just saw a black one.

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Dreamt I spent time with Biden. He seems nice.

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I’m going to shout this one out: EMPLOYERS THAT WISH TO RETAIN THEIR WORKERS CAN ALSO COMPETE ON THE MERITS FOR THE WORKER’S LABOR Yes, thank you FTC!!!!

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Just saw American Swing. Not sure it's possible to make them look like fun.

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When your child sends you a video you "just gotta see," and it turns out you watched it before they were born.

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There's a horror movie in there somewhere

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I find it's helpful to write alt text as haiku

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There are 23 Tesla chargers in my building. There is one non-Tesla charger with only one working plug. That one plug is being used by a Tesla.

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"Can I upsell you on dessert?" Best waitress ever.

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If you watch Young Justice with subtitles on, every now and then it says PEW PEW when someone shoots.

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You know, I've had a few financial setbacks lately. I'm not asking for your sympathy, but I have to say thanks. It's nice to be able to log back in here all these weeks later and find out you've let me live in your head rent free.

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