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have you ever considered opening an organic weed farm and petting zoo? 📍Rancho Cordova

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If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it.

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Annapurna is somehow still in business, I can almost smell the incense from here.

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Monterey Bay Aquarium's avatar Monterey Bay Aquarium @montereyaq.bsky.social
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It’s always tough going back to work after a holiday…

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“I have nothing to do with them, including the multiple Project 2025 guys who worked in my administration and the one working on the party platform” newrepublic.com/article/1834...

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My friend is taking me to see DJ Pauly D even though I’ve never watched a minute of Jersey Shore 🤪🤪🤪

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the entire record rules! ok fine I guess I’ll lean into this

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too much bear funk (and potentially pee/poop) for me to be comfortable swimming in the same pool but maybe that’s just me

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that’s niko omilana!!! he’s a youtuber who ran his campaign online to run for prime minister to end homelessness. his plan was to run in a bunch of districts which…is not my understanding of how parliament works but i am a dumb american. he’s pretty funny.

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what is even happening Wordle 1,112 2/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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having a coherent victory speech is good and we should try that here, just one mom’s opinion

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right??? wtf was the times thinking, giving a “sacrifices to Moloch” guy a regular gig?

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a hallmark Christmas movie about a lady veteran where they talk about going to church in the first ten minutes? Hard pass.

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never understood how Matthew “Don’t Vote” Walther got that NYT gig after he imploded on Chapo back in uh … 2016?

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heh Wordle 1,111 2/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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❌ A potluck? What are we, 25? ✅ BYOB, I was bringing you a bottle of wine as a gift anyway

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Karen Dalton Beninato 🐦's avatar Karen Dalton Beninato 🐦 @kbeninato.bsky.social
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Roses are red Violets are bloomin

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add a cataract on top of that and driving at night is a DELIGHT

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nature’s miracle or whatever people are using instead of deodorant isn’t sufficient when it’s 108!

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we can see the smoke from down here in Sac - it went from a plume to a blanket on the horizon in less than two hours, probably not a good sign

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they weren’t kidding about the fire weather warnings

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pretty sunset courtesy of the Thompson Fire, 80 miles away

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Seems likely that they’ll be heading out to Oroville tomorrow, latest fire reports are not good.

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oh look, it’s the guy who’s moving out of California because a South Asian person bought a local gas station!

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter 's avatar The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
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look i'll be clear, I will be voting, and encouraging everyone I know to do the same, against donald trump and the end of democracy in this country in november. I do not care if that means i'm voting for a man who is literally dead.

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both - I live right next to Mather Field and the Blackhawks and Chinooks go in and out of there during big fires. 🚁🚁🚁 It’s cool in an Apocalypse Now kind of way.

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Rick “Mr. Neighborhoodwide”'s avatar Rick “Mr. Neighborhoodwide” @crystalpepsi.bsky.social
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There should be a late-evening ice cream man imho. With chill music enticing you to try various desserts.

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put some ambient lighting on the truck and … ka-ching!!

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Turkey in the Straw? I want my ice cream truck to play Thievery Corporation.

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I do now! Smoke is from Thompson, apparently - 80 miles away. Have you seen the revamped CalFire website? Aside from everything else I like that they show where and what the planes are.

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Thompson, I think? CalFire doesn’t have anything about any other fires in that direction so it has to be that. Ugh ugh ugh

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seems suboptimal that I can see the smoke from that fire in Butte County all the way over here 😬

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I’ve got friends who are ex-military but it’s pretty hard to imagine ever being friends with a past present or future cop

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one of the hijabi #teens in my neighborhood is zipping around on a light-up hoverboard while wearing an abaya and it’s just beautiful

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I told my friends that I want them to do a production of JCS at my memorial service when the time comes and I wasn’t really joking

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Remembering how people would share Scalia dissents and be like “I disagree with his politics but he has a way with words!!” and they all read like if a school shooter wrote A Confederacy of Dunces

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thanks for starting a civil war on Christmas, Hallmark

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in case anyone needs an escape from all this, it’s Christmas in July on the Hallmark Channel

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“No Cops at Pride doesn’t mean I want you to ignore it, mom”

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