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It's always fun to see people post online about friendship, but they are actually very crummy friends in real life.

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🚨 BUN ALERT 🚨 🚨 🐰 🚨 🚨 🐰 🚨 🚨 🐰 🚨

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This particular individual is also guilty of this kind of behavior in her professional life.

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The appalling lineup of "fresh produce" at my local grocery store:

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Fortunately the guy called about the fence just as I stepped out of the shower (which I took quickly with the phone leaning against the glass just in case.) I was naked while I was talking to him but he doesn't need to know that.

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I hate being an adult and having to contact people by phone because then I am in constant fear of doing anything that takes me away from the phone (showering, driving, shopping, etc.) on the chance they will call back when I'm away thereby continuing our game of phone tag.

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Mina Li (she/her)'s avatar Mina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social
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turns out my state is having a contest on "I Voted" sticker designs, and I would like to show you the most metal one by a middle schooler:

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The administration was working on policy for Parkinson's you ass fucks. What in the hell are you doing to democracy? So irresponsible. Your entire team should be ashamed.

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This is either early 20th century Swedish gooning, or a man who was able to shoot so far he hit his own mouth and either way I say to him, bravo.

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I can probably count the number of times I’ve actually suited on my two hands.

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Well I’m glad our insurance policies are up to date.

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Ada Palmer's avatar Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social
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We would all prefer the structural engineer who would make the building fireproof, but I’m still going to vote for the fireman over the fire.

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β€œEvery trick in the book?” So, voting. They let people vote. This is exactly why gerrymandering and voter suppression and being anti-mail in voting is the MAGA agenda. They think voting is a dirty trick.

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If it’s a sex cult I’m surely being cheated from all the sex I should be having.

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These are the same people who don’t tip properly when they’re dining out at cons and definitely don’t tip at all for their housekeeping at the hotels.

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I am definitely a sucker for Kitchen Nightmares, but you can't tell me we should believe it's not staged when a renovation happens overnight and people are eating there less than 12 hours later and not smelling paint fumes and glue.

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There are very specific things I truly miss, and they don't nearly make up for all the bullshit I absolutely do not miss.

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Boeing has agreed to plead guilty to conspiring to defraud the federal government over two deadly crashes involving its 737 Max plane. Welp, I'm officially part of the "if it's Boeing, I'm not going" crew.

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One thing I miss about being in the Navy is being able to send less than 3 text messages to have someone come over and suck my πŸ”.

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A big pet peeve is when I order something and then less than a minute later get a "your order has shipped!" notification. BS. The computer just made a shipping/tracking number. Notification an order has shipped taking place anytime before it actually left the premises should be punishable by death.

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This is wild. At first I thought it was a power strip ON the bed, like attached to the upper right corner it looks like there might be one. That's fine, I thought, I have one on my nightstand, it's helpful. And then I saw it.

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The inhabitants of Bism run a jewelers or maybe a juice shop for those juicy gems.

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The Lady of the Green Kirtle runs a reptile shop or lizard zoo.

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Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer's avatar Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer @picardsteacup.bsky.social
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"the economy is great actually, you're just dumb" THEN EXPLAIN THIS

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A tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny.

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They’re called Strawberry Bon Bons. Prepare for a visit from the Old Ones.

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Dave Levitan's avatar Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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A get out the vote ad that just says β€œdo you really want the FRENCH to beat us?”

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Dominique Baker's avatar Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social
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I need a comparativist to explain to me the key elements of French success and what has to happen in the US to replicate it in November

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Britain has rejected the far right. France has rejected the far right. Are we going to let Britain and France do better than us?

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Trip Kirkpatrick's avatar Trip Kirkpatrick @triplingual.bsky.social
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Angela Y. Davis, 1981, "Racism, Birth Control and Reproductive Rights". Can't say that the point that repro rights require continued progress and attention to the most vulnerable hasn't been made.

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I don't know if the "show less like this" option actually does anything to the algorithm, but I'll be damned if it's not so satisfying to choose it.

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Was that absolutely necessary, Dick Wolf?

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Isn't this Luigi with a pizzella in his mouth? I'm confused. Where is Mario?

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Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer's avatar Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer @picardsteacup.bsky.social
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im sorry but this is the optimal bedroom style

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βŒ‘βŒ‘βŒ‘βŒ‘βŒ‘ room with katav βŒ‘βŒ‘βŒ‘βŒ‘βŒ‘βŒ‘ βŒ‘βŒ‘βŒ‘ βŒ‘βŒ‘βŒ‘βŒ‘βŒ‘ wake up in a hog tie!! It could be a win-win!

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Dctrojan's avatar Dctrojan @dctrojan.bsky.social
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De Vrij institute of football technology

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Being an asshole on social media towards people because they aren't putting "Sir" before "Keir Starmer" when mentioning him is just as idiotic as someone being upset at not having said "President Barack Obama, J.D." Go find a better hill to die on.

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I wish there were a setting to only show certain posts on certain days.

Not that I really care when they pop up, but when I see a #FCF post on a Saturday because it was reposted it initially throws me off as to what day it is.

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It's July 6. Here are some photos taken on July 6ths of my past. Captions in the alt text.

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Also, is it your house? Were you planning on buying the old version? Were you considering buying the new version? No, so shut the fuck up about other people's choices that do not affect you when in reality you just want something to complain about on the internet.

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Yeah I didn't dare even go on there.

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I'll definitely reach out to you when I have it. My asking if there were people out there who could help may have been slightly premature.

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I haven’t yet gotten all the written stuff done to be able to present a brief. Sorry.

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