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if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the lagoon

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is there a subtitle more thrilling than [sarcophagus rumbling]?

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lanyardigan's avatar lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Four cubes in my nightwater: unimaginable hubris 🧊🧊🧊🧊

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All this time I thought they were sisters. Difficult aunts on both sides build character, I’m hoping?

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the best kind—honey dijon

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RM's avatar RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social
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Dogs hate fireworks because, like all higher creatures, they detest war.

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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i’m sorry sir but i have no cash do you accept GoatCoin?

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(covered head to toe in mustard) i can explain

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Time to celebrate our F orefathers, a R agtag group of E nlightened, tenacious E lephant seals & walruses who D isappeared into the sea O ver one & a half M illion years ago

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*puffs candy cig* ahhh, freedom

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It is most definitely HotdogTime™️!

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Yesssss! That’s what I’m talking about 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

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Do not approach me with potato salad that isn’t locally sourced yet globally inspired

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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I kinda feel like now that the Supreme Court has declared it legal for a president to straight-up murder people they don't like, it's probably even more important to not elect people who seem extremely inclined to murder people they don't like

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batkaren's avatar batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social
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Just remembering the time I moved into a new apartment and the management company forgot to leave me a mailbox key, then when I called about it, they offered to mail it to me 😒

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Cousin Banjo's avatar Cousin Banjo @cousinbanjo.bsky.social
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Don't sweat it, folks. I've increased my coffee intake. I'm gonna get us through this.

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Erin Eph's avatar Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social
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You should be able to call in sick if you had a scary dream right before you woke up

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donni saphire 's avatar donni saphire @donni.bsky.social
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If I lived in a yellow submarine with all my friends, I would keep that info to myself

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mave's avatar mave @mave.bsky.social
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me: time to check in online and see what merriment is afoot online: here’s a horrifying tale you can do nothing about

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bodhidave's avatar bodhidave @bodhidave.bsky.social
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A pleasant last day of Pride Month. 🙏 ❤️ 🌈 This was the view outside my home this evening.

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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[meeting identical twins] Which one of you is better

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Steven (with a PH)'s avatar Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social
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Yeah, I Already Posted This On The Other Site [Steven's Version]

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Jeff's avatar Jeff @usedwigs.bsky.social
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Dogs in my neighborhood: Starr Shelby Chewbacca Opie Piper Henry Pepper Shadow Gracie Bailey Sadie Luna Daisy Tucker Riley Luna Colby Dexter George Mei Mei Fozzie Lulu Winston Jasper Stella Alex

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mave's avatar mave @mave.bsky.social
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Summer is good, actually

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What’s a little mild heatstroke between friends?

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Thank you! How lovely 💐🐬✨ And I enjoy your steampunky art, cool lego creations, and overall effervescence. Also, I didn’t get a notification about your nice post, but just now saw it on the skyline as I was scrolling back through ppl’s posts from today. Thanks again!

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[eyeing a farmers’ market cabbage] now how much will this fella set me back

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Saeg Flowers's avatar Saeg Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social
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it's nice at pizza places but i think that more businesses should offer little packs of shredded parmesan like the barber, doctor's office, etc.

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Ygrene ✔️'s avatar Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
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[me while driving in my car right now] why are all these other people driving in their cars right now

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*solemnly places melting scoop of ice cream in your hand*

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Right? It’s happening! 👁️ 👁️ 🥦 👄

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Michael Jay McClure's avatar Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social
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MJM (glides into room holding silver tray): Campari & soda or Pimm’s cup?

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mave's avatar mave @mave.bsky.social
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So proud of my large green son

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Ali Garfinkel's avatar Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social
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just went to put drops in my eye and i missed. i MISSED. how the fuck did i miss i'm literally looking RIGHT AT IT

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River Side Casino's avatar River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social
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If you use our soda fountain to do that thing where you mix all the flavors together, we will have you ejected.

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Chaotic Moon's avatar Chaotic Moon @chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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Woke up to a Spectrum internet outage so I’m currently nestled near a bog, arranging lily pads in the shapes of letters to form this post. Nearby heron told me it’s gonna be a beautiful day.

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mave's avatar mave @mave.bsky.social
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The key to a healthy relationship is communication. Also, one of you should save empty boxes in case you might need them, while the other gets rid of all these boxes you don’t need

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Right? You’ve earned it 🥇

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why wouldn’t melodrama be a sport, whyyyyyyyyy

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What? I was stoked for Olympic-level karaoke

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Totally. I figure I’ll just park under the Eiffel Tower and put a quarter in the meter

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Are any of you guys going to be in the Olympics this summer?

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Frankenfreckle's avatar Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social
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On casual Fridays I wear a hammock.

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