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xian cochran@melferburque.bsky.social |
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weirdo in a weird land. aspiring flâneur. dirtbag socialist. asexual. bipolar. he/him
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xian cochran
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it’s always interesting playing d&d with “big numbers wooooo!” players. sure, I only hit for 12 points but I had five successes on four tries in all the skill checks leading up to it, making the fight a lot easier.
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xian cochran
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sounds like the right amount of stoned tbh
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xian cochran
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benoit blanc in twin peaks
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xian cochran
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I wanna be taylor swift when I grow up
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xian cochran
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I'm not sure noel has ever had a correct opinion on anything even remotely political so why are people getting pissy about it now? he's been in ok boomer territory for over a decade already.
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xian cochran
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next year, if we hear fireworks after 1am on july 5th, we go full purge and take out those fuckers. no one would even notice the gunshots.
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nonbinary papa iv
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King Rufus has not read past the second sentence
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Burger boy 🍔
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Maybe the real election was the campaign funds raised along the way
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Colon Musk, CEO of GaceX
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deadnaming türkiye
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xian cochran
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you're telling me noel gallagher needs to shut up and play his guitar? noel?
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Chef Gaykwon
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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xian cochran
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shit did we start hunting christians for sport and I missed it?!
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xian cochran
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ki-adi-mundi is a war criminal in this thrilling episode, turning flamethrowers against living, sentient beings without hesitation
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xian cochran
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remake a movie with shrek and make it better shrek with the wind
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Frances Meh
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fellas is it gay to think both cowboys should have been heath ledger
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xian cochran
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the only way out is through
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xian cochran
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I hope whoever is still setting fucking bombs off at 3am blows their goddamn arms off
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xian cochran
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let’s set hundreds (pr thousands!) of dollars on fire!
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xian cochran
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fireworks are dumb
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xian cochran
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how many boars do I need to kill? I hate pvp.
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xian cochran
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electric teakettles are sorcery. there’s no other explanation.
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xian cochran
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I’m trying to get kraken games with a digital antenna, sports are about the only thing I tolerate ads in, because the games have breaks anyway. it’s not interrupting the flow, it’s baked in.
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xian cochran
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the worst I get is a black screen while it speeds through the ad at 10x speed. or I just refresh.
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xian cochran
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I found the spot on his neck that makes his leg kick
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xian cochran
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I made fren
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xian cochran
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they gave me a free taste, like a six month free trial. I refuse to give in. ad blockers on a computer only.
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xian cochran
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shit it defaulted me to the free server. evil.
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xian cochran
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I’m watching farscape on my friend’s server on my neighbour’s wifi (her tv and my laptop) both immediately went to an ad. still logged in on my account.
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xian cochran
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I have to airplay youtube from my laptop to my tv or the ads are unbearable
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xian cochran
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wait, plex has ads? shit, the xbox app doesn’t, back to that.
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xian cochran
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honestly shocked I haven't seen an elon write in campaign but I've been avoiding twitter so maybe it's already happening
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xian cochran
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there a man-bat, we need a man-spider
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Emily vS 🦇
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Happy Jaws Day!
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xian cochran
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write in, baby!
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xian cochran
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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xian cochran
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this really needs to be an option
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xian cochran
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so is chicken vegetarian?
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xian cochran
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I know a d&d character like that
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xian cochran
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the seattle chapter is 206-OK-TRY-ME and I love that
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xian cochran
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like a horse? I’m in.
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xian cochran
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I’ve used it in bumble profiles with star wars fans as a filter
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xian cochran
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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xian cochran
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at least it’s not a shutout. fuckin’ mariners.
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xian cochran
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I dunno what the dirt in front of home plate did to logan gilbert but he’s beating the shit out of it with his curveball like it fucked his wife.
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xian cochran
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they broke up the no hitter! that’s about the best I can hope for. fuckin’ mariners.
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xian cochran
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apologies in advance for the loss
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xian cochran
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beisbol
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xian cochran
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the mariners will still be in first place on july 4th. houston probably won’t pass them until the 7th or 8th.
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xian cochran
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oh shit, forgot I was going to the mariners game tonight! sorry in advance for the loss.
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xian cochran
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growing up in ronnie raygun's 'murica it was hard not to
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