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Jordan!
@jordanjamboree.bsky.social
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being a trans woman means being able to recognize in-case art at the drop of a hat
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex@val-apocalypse.bsky.social |
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35 yo Puckish Rogue gender. They/Them Broke sinner, always needs help. I'm a proud Satanist who's hot for femmeby Lucifer, don't fucking proselytize to me. Cashapp: ValravenApocalypse
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Jordan!
@jordanjamboree.bsky.social
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being a trans woman means being able to recognize in-case art at the drop of a hat
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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I'd rather pay more income tax and live in a society that values libraries than pay less and live in a society that values only its guns. If only moving was feasible
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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We can rebuild him. Shittier, pettier, grabbier.
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Dr. Holly Walters
@manigarm.bsky.social
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Don't forget the Sharpie.
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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I thought Sofawolf had the books about snow leopard studs
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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π
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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Obviously the tank, but I'm a little surprised there's no bidet/washlet/whatever we're calling them this week
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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Conservative Small Government: tyrants with guns who view the people as property to protect from everyone else under lock and key Leftist Small Government: no government, just people making sure everyone's physical needs are met, pledged to protect and help one another I know which I prefer
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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Conservative Small Government: a small number of powerful people with unlimited legal power over a few specific things (military, police, borders) Leftist Small Government: a group with no leaders or hierarchy but that has all the hands it needs to provide the vital minutia of the community.
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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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βThe rabbits got the gun nowβ coming from a lawyer for a crooked Governor going after a newspaper writer is such a telling comment about how much weβve let powerful people cast themselves as victims and it goes from this to Elon to Trump and everywhere else
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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Conservatives: "GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE SMALL ENOUGH TO DROWN IN THE BATHTUB!" Leftists: "fuck, get me a big enough bathtub and I'll drown them all right fucking now" Conservatives: *loud aggrieved incoherent and contradictory bitching about evil communism*
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Farm Goth π΅πΈ
@poemsandfungus.bsky.social
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When there's a Dem president liberals are like "the president CAN'T [good thing he campaigned on]." Now the SC is like "the president can do whatever lol [rattles tip jar]" and liberals are still on their "if you expect the president to help anything, you're a child who wants a pony" spiel.
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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I mean, the SCOTUS just cleared the way for Biden to make us all very happy
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Kingfisher & Wombat
@tkingfisher.com
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I remember our extraordinary unity when Trump got COVID. I truly believe that we, as a social media site, can come together like that again. All we need is a chance.
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Kingfisher & Wombat
@tkingfisher.com
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Every morning, I glance at Bluesky, thinking βIs this the morning everybody is screaming hysterically because Trump dropped dead?β And it never is. But someday! Someday my Great Pumpkin will come!
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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... If you bar the cis men and add a bookstore and cafe, that would be basically *my* dream
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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So... What country has a mostly functional legal system and doesn't want to bury all us trannies in a mass grave? Also, how do request asylum there?
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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I've got the Italian descent, just need a good name now
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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I guess there's people shipping Alastor and Lucifer, which, like, I get, but meh (partially because Alastor is Ace and I think that's important)
What we need is catty diva drag versions of Lucifer and Alastor
#HazbinHotel
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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Really need to get some more vape juice soon ...
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Skoden βπ½
@cyanidepatch.bsky.social
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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... Come to think of it, the news might be a factor in my deciding last night to hit the joint that will almost certainly get passed around at my friend's (anti)4th of July BBQ...
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Vince Mpls
@vincempls.bsky.social
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March 23 1933, the Enabling Act becomes law in Germany, giving the chief executive power enforce his own laws without checks and balances. The passing of the Act marked the formal transition from democratic republic to totalitarian dictatorship. 6 months later, it was a 1 party state.
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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$50/80! Could use just a bit more help!
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ππγγΌγγγππ
@zabusan.bsky.social
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Coach Finstock
@coachfinstock.bsky.social
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"As I sit here before you, I have ordered the arrest of Donald Trump, John Roberts, Sam Alito, Clarence Thomas, Neal Gorsuch, Amy Coney Barrett and the drunk one. Stephen Miller is dead and I'm mounting his head in my man cave in Delaware"
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Jordan!
@jordanjamboree.bsky.social
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Joe biden can, should, must, will, kill donald trump and eliminate the concept of the supreme court
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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$50/80! Could use just a bit more help!
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Squire Boone
@isomorphism.net
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The correct response to Chevron being overturned is for every single environmental group to start filing millions of lawsuits, right now, today, arguing that various regulatory decisions didn't go far enough. Absolutely flood the zone.
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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I'm about out of vape juice and need new coils. Could also use some gas in my tank to get to a friend's later this week. Think a broke, disabled tranny can get $80 total from a few peeps to close out Pride Month?
It'd be super appreciated!
#mutualaid #mutualaidrequest
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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Well, on the bright side, all that time you're gonna spend on the toilet is a good time to shop for a new toilet online
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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I'll compromise- get both of them outta there.
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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It's been awhile, but i think literally my only problem with gungans was Jar Jar
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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I'm about out of vape juice and need new coils. Could also use some gas in my tank to get to a friend's later this week. Think a broke, disabled tranny can get $80 total from a few peeps to close out Pride Month?
It'd be super appreciated!
#mutualaid #mutualaidrequest
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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Fuck Hell, Marry Silicone Valley with the best prenup I can get, kill Orange County
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Zoe Tunnell
@zoewithasword.bsky.social
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My one Pride Take this year is: While I love their meaning and am deeply proud of being Trans the pastel-y colors of the trans pride flag are not even remotely my vibe and one of the reasons I am more likely to wear lesbian pride stuff is it actually has a good palette that I can work with
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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Inside of me there are two demons.
They're both queer disasters. One overthinks everything and the other just avoids anything difficult
youtu.be/VUOvuKW2O_I?...
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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One of my favorite tactics when I was doing debates for college was to just dump so much baffling bullshit on my opponent that they didn't know how to respond. And using true, logical arguments, or at least convincing equivocations, to do so.
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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If the badger fursuit is wearing a business suit, that counts as business wear, right? Like, they don't get to dictate your underwear, so they shouldn't get a say in what you're wearing under your suit.
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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Be honest, Boozy, the puppet is your hog, isn't it?
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John Epler
@eplerjc.bsky.social
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dem strategists watching Ratatouille with a pad of paper and a pen
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Peter
@notalawyer.bsky.social
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i donβt mean to judge but i feel like a lot of you would benefit mentally and emotionally from simply not watching presidential debates
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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Yes please
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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Kicking and screaming, often
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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And once again, the results will be studiously ignored by everyone who could do something
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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*sitting in a tire shop waiting for my car* *Hear the tell tale sound of a vape firing, look over and see the guy at the desk hitting a vape* "Well shit, now I want to go get mine from my car"
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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Satan, it would be hilarious if they dueted When I See Him. I mean it'd just be hilarious to have a plush that sang "we're gonna bone"
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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Me, but goblin ears, horns, claws and a tail (wings desired but not obligatory)
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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There would even be a slider labeled "sex appeal" because that's honestly part of the charm.
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