Alan Rides Bikes

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Immunologist at Colorado State University, family man, loves the outdoors. Bike rider, storm & train chaser. My opinions are Mine.

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:32 UTC

Here it is, my review of the Tesla Cybertruck. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:52 UTC

I just heard an 11 year old tell a lunch table of other 11 year olds to "put your phone away, we're at the table spending time together right now, this isn't the time for phones" if you thought your parenting wasn't getting through at all

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Jen Sorensen @jensorensen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:50 UTC

New comic: A second Revolution? www.dailykos.com/stories/2024...

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Spencer Hackett @velospence.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

lmao

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:54 UTC

When I flew back from Italy in 2022, I wore a mask for 27 hours. OOf.

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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

But what do businesses need? NIMBY brain is weird.

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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:08 UTC

People in my town: We need to revitalize downtown, there's too many empty storefronts and buildings! *Town redevelops old properties, creating apartment buildings and multi-use buildings, leading to new businesses and restaurants* People in my town: Not like that!

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

imagine how much great art could have been created if we took a fraction of the money spent on getting computers to make shitty art and gave it to actual artists

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:32 UTC

So good then

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

Alberta is the Florida of Canada, for context.

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jon crunktian @jon-christian.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:47 UTC

the Archaeological Institute has excavated a salary from ancient history for this job listing

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Peter Clines @peterclines.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:28 UTC

Please take a minute and read this thread. Yes, you. It's maybe ten posts. Just read it.

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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

hey you, yes you. enjoy some good news

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

Ugh. Lots of folks getting sick when traveling this summer. Hope you all get through this ok.

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:05 UTC

Uhoh

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 06:04 UTC

What's the section on Social Security?

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Neil Lewis, Jr. @neillewisjr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:41 UTC

This meme is relevant again.

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Cormacaroni @cormacaroni.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

very tired of majority positions being described by mainstream media as 'far-left', 'radical' etc

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

Yikes! Once happened to me when I tried a 5 Hour Energy drink for the first time. It's not fun.

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

Ugh. Our last ride had 2 idiots like this.

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:40 UTC

I thought exactly the same.

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

It'll be like family thanksgiving but every week

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Russ Bengtson @russbengtson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

stop overloading the grid to show AI is bad, we know. we ALL know.

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

39% Millenial, 32% Gen X, 20% Boomer. Welp, I am a younger GenX so sure.

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:00 UTC

Oh, look, a SEE-gull.

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

Become ungovernable

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John Brown stan account @johnbrownstan.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 29, 2023 at 00:55 UTC

Biden: I'm going to restore calm and normalcy to politics *wins* *restores some measure of calm and normalcy* Reporters: Fuck. This is an absolute disaster.

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Bkoskella @bkoskella.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

Job alert!! Join Integrative Biology at UC Berkeley. We are hiring an Assistant Professor in the area of global change biology with emphasis on the Ecology and Evolution of Host-Microbe Interactions (pathogens, mutualists, microbiomes).

aprecruit.berkeley.edu/JPF04476

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

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Russ Bengtson @russbengtson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

the times is like a week from "why joe biden should be replaced" by christopher rufo

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

Pee-cock just making sure people are doing it right.

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❀°。der Siebenschläfer *.ﾟ✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

The NYT Parkinson's "scoop" is even worse than it seems from the headline, bc buried in paragraph 11 the reporters *know* Dr. Connard met with someone other than Biden, and on March 28, 2024 the President's Public Schedule shows Biden was in NYC the whole day

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Revan @docrevan.xyz
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:39 UTC

So this is just a full on ratfuck operation got it

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Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

Very funny that the Times was so certain about the panic they were causing that they set up a little live update election-season scoreboard for it

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

WOW!!!!

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

Become ungovernable

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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

The media is not only ratfucking Biden, they're ratfucking Jonas Vingegaard!

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

Stephen Miller is back in the news and folks love to compare him to vampires and lizards/lizard people and just a reminder those are both really insidious, long standing antisemitic tropes. That man is extremely evil there are lots of other ways we can criticize him without doing antisemitism.

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

Never had Dengue but I totally agree with the rankings. Noro was really bad

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

☹️

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 28, 2024 at 12:34 UTC

Today’s bake for brother’s 40th. I believe I have outdone myself.

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

I can barely stand FB, hate IG, haven’t heard the Threads is any better

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:54 UTC

Hopefully everything is ok

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

AccuWeather had a forecast of 108 for Friday. Not sure I’ve ever seen it that high for Fort Collins

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Ethan “Fink-Nottle” Kocak @blackmudpuppy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:55 UTC

Girl dinner

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

Oh no!

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 05:36 UTC

Wish they'd stop using cars and motorcycles so close to the groups in gravel stages. They add nothing useful and make way too much dust. Use the helicopters and get the cars/motos way out front.

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 05:20 UTC

Clearly they have problems.

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