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Mr French Fries

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Green couch potato. Substitute comedian.

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Is there a #bugsky yet?

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The swallowtail butterfly chrysalises in our fennel have opened and I like to think this butterfly I saw today in the beebalm came from one! 🦋🌱✨
#gardening

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Ha! It’s called car-pobrotus because it’s used for freeway landscaping. Ok, probably not, but I got mine to bloom recently after planting some cuttings and it felt great. 🤓

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Todays flower 🌱 carpobrotus

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Was digging through vinyl boxes the other day, unironically, laughed out loud at Rod Stewart’s dad rock face then apologized, also unironically.

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I photographed these discarded roofing tiles more than a month ago, then again today, because they might have been sitting there for decades and will probably stay for decades more. That blend of small enough to be ignored but too heavy to be cleaned up is a ‘big mood.’

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It evens out when you factor in all the Gen x bros still acting like Archie Bunker was a hero.

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Listening to Ministry’s cover of ACDC’s Thunderstruck. I am now exotic pet Voltron.

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Thundering so hard I just told my cat to man up

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It’s three hours later and deep sleep is both a goal and an accomplishment

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Date: So are you into cars? Me: um…yeah. I live in one

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How small is this small root beer and can we substitute Barqs red cream?

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The missus is a big enough storm nerd that she might join Bluesky just for this kinda data…unless you’re her.

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i love entering my data on enteryourdata dot com

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The Fallout Boy Marketplace used to have everything, man.

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I’m about to go into a dollar tree to see if they have any photos to compliment my series on the belly up 99c chain.

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Hi, #tarotsky. Two of ⚔️ already has the default ‘swords’ emoji ready to go. Saving money and sleeping more efficiently by switching to green tea? The other option seems more productive so long as I can use anything as a sword.

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This only works if we do the same for sociopaths and narcissists. Not understanding social cues and not understanding a value for life more than a baboon? It seems more similar every day.

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“If Congress had not statutorily protected first sale, would library lending be legal?” 🤔 That’s one of 3 key questions librarian & legal scholar Michelle Wu breaks down from the recent oral argument in Hachette v. Internet Archive: www.libraryfutures.net/post/a-respo...

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Having to say (in public) that ‘he’s one of the good boomers’ really makes it hard to ask my (private) why covid couldn’t have killed more boomers.

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I've been posting a new comic strip on my patreon for free. Only been posting it there and it is public to go and read it. It's called "Greatures" and it's only being posted (for free) on my patreon www.patreon.com/kcgreen

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Before google there was only Zach Morris code.

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you: please flirt with me me: all my friends die

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Any time I see Nature in red, white, and pink I think Eros, Thanatos, and Hecate. 💚😎

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Hasn’t stopped raining all day. Had to support lots of leggy roses & other plants. 🌱📷😊

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It's July 4th, so some of you will be roasting marshmallows tonight. That sweet confection got its name from the marsh mallow (althaea officinalis). Marshmallows were originally made using the sap from the plant whipped together with egg whites and sugar (now they use gelatin instead of the sap). 🌱💚

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A dear friend in CT is too cool for Bluesky, but garlic is for sharing, so here’s their harvest:

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I picked some early garlic a few weeks ago. The rest is coming out this weekend so I’m tying these up into little braids as party favors for the potluck we are going to this afternoon. 🌱 🧄

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And these ones, too. 😫#fungisky 🌱 🍄‍🟫

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I USED to be able to recognize them by Birkenstocks, but even those eventually became fashionable. 🤦‍♂️

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So this year you’ll have one big enough to make a helmet…right? ⛑️

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I wouldn’t mind the constant ‘Your iCloud storage is full’ if they clarified ‘of flowers.’

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