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Kevin is on the road to nowhere

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pink-haired introvert who's over this shit. recovering attorney. she/they. fair warning - it gets pretty sweary up in here.


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it was a SHIT SHOW driving to work yesterday. HUGE tree across San Felipe in River Oaks FFS

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And the specific ways he butchers language are indicative

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Whew

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Wordle 1,115 6/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Not so lucky

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everyone had PTSD post-Katrina and bugged the hell out of dodge, resulting in the worst gridlock in Houston history. (we left EARLY and missed the mess). Rita downsized from a cat 5 to a cat 3 before landfall, considerably east of Houston. all that for nothing.

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i remember TS allison in '01. I had two littles sound asleep in bunk beds and I stood at the front door watching the water creep up the driveway toward the house. it stopped about 8' or so from the garage, then slowly receded. we were a fucking island. 2 blocks in any direction - flooded.

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I've lived in Houston for 38 years and this is the first time I've stayed home for a hurricane. this should be fun? so far, we've had a couple of quick downpours. no wind to speak of. #beryl

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NANDOR!!! 💜 💜 💜

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Good morning! I’m currently reading Table for Two by Amor Towles and listening to Listen for the Lie by Amy Tintera

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Happy #primeweek! I just want to let y’all know that the Amazon shipping warehouse where my husband works is denying workers fans during a nationally recognized heat emergency and everything you order during time week places workers’ lives at risk.

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"Approximately 1 in 365 African American children are born with sickle cell, according to the CDC.. Tens of thousands of lower-income families with children suffering from sickle cell disease have applied for SSI. But roughly 76% of those applicants had their requests denied between 2015 and 2020."

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I volunteer only if guaranteed to be a goofball noble who meets an ignoble end

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Ah, you euphemistically young sort!

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Ah, you sweet summer child

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What are the odds he can correctly spell abysmal??

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Also, Colin with brother Nandor the Relentless

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Me with Colin when he was a wee one

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I live in Houston. Please, god, do t let me be taken out by fucking hurricane Debby

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Meet Colin Robinson

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every time you stop making sense David Byrne’s suit grows 2 sizes

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His name is Colin Robinson and he is the sweetest boy!

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I live 2 blocks from my local branch. I have a queue of 25 books on reserve. I’m in the library at LEAST twice a week. It’s the BEST!

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he comes to lie with you

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once again, i'll be stuffing tranquilizers down my beloved dog's throat so she doesn't lose her fucking mind and crawl her 40-lb body up my damn NOSE from firework-induced anxiety.

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once again, i'll be stuffing tranquilizers down my beloved dog's throat so she doesn't lose her fucking mind and crawl her 40-lb body up my damn NOSE from firework-induced anxiety.

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tiedrich simultaneously makes my day and appalls me, and I'm completely addicted to him, and I'm not at all proud of this

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😂

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that's an amazing photo!!

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Also they have a very nice spicy chicken sandwich (same condiments)

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My standard order? Whataburger on a toasted brioche bun with grilled onions, grilled jalapeños, lettuce, and pickles with spicy pepper sauce. And a coke.

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🤣

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saw my first one in the wild last week and I live in HOUSTON and commute to River Oaks (egregiously high income residential area) for work every day

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El Topo's avatar El Topo @eltopo71.bsky.social
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Modern problems require modern solutions.

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I only point out typos when I’m called upon to proof. Which happens a LOT in my work. It’s never helpful to proof without being asked to or after the fact. That ship has sailed.

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hi-ho jimothy!!

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i'm not at all averse to removing a chunk of men from society. let's put women in charge and make men overcome the barriers we've had to deal with since ... recorded time??

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Mooney is the floofiest of pups 💜💜💜

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every president needs a vice president that fills their gaps

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I guarantee you plenty of people have died from it being ‘warm’ outside. I hope their survivors burn him in effigy on his own damn lawn

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Denver Pride had two water stations for thousands of people, leading to hour-long lines on pavement in direct sunlight on a 90° day in June. They forbid you from bringing in water. Your other option is to pay $5 a bottle. Which they ran out of. This is a recipe to kill people.

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thomas was SOOOOO predictable

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i have less than zero empathy for anyone who buys one of these. whatever happens to them, they have it coming. three people in my workplace have tesla cars and when they end up parked together it takes me at least 30 minutes and two cups of coffee to bleed off my rage

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ambien is a drug i never take because it has absolutely no effect on me. i took a double dose on a trans atlantic flight once and it did zip. stayed awake and annoyed for the entire flight.

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THEY GOT THE WRONG FUCKING DONALD.

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Absolutely losing it at Boris Johnson's publishers advertising his memoirs like he's a serial killer being released on parole

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plan a day. you won't want to rush. this is the sort of museum where you want to read everything attached to every exhibit

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this was the single best museum i've ever visited. it's an incredible achievement.

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she's SO adorable!!!

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i tilt slightly toward ah DEE duhs. not enough to stake a claim, but CLEARLY not AH dee dahs

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