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Neil Gaiman@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com |
He wouldn't murder you. Almost definitely.
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Porter
@porter79.bsky.social
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as long as you maintain the scritch and scratch.😜
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Anna
@pumpingpillows.bsky.social
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Doof deliverey
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Vash
@knightedfeline.bsky.social
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No, but you would eviscerate them in fiction for all time. Every pimple, every wart, every character flaw.
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Gojira1000
@gojira1000.bsky.social
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He is a lovely boy and I would give him a treat
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Kobold Curry Chef
@koboldcurrychef.bsky.social
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That’s because the Grateful Dead asked him not to, politely and melodically.
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Memento Vivere Press
@mementoviverepress.bsky.social
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Almost definitely is enough.
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Kim Rhodes
@kimrhodes.bsky.social
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Oh. Oh, I loves him, your honor.
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darth™️
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
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INNOCENT
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Tasha
@tntknits.bsky.social
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He is gorgeous. I will imagine my pug Baz doing zoomies to try to get him to play.
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Lesley Mathieson
@lesleymath.bsky.social
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I'm going to say from experience that sometimes you think you are adopting a MurderWolf and he just turns out to be a complete derp.
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🐵🙈🙊Monkey 🐒Mom🙉🙊🙈
@theshannlee.bsky.social
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I'd take the chance. There's a 99.9% chance I'm going to get taken out because I pet something or tried to snuggle something I shouldn't have.
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Maria Alexander
@lamaupin.bsky.social
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Handsome boy!
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Kelly “Town House Cracker” McGonigal
@kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social
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But would he impersonate my grandma?
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@hargenblargen.bsky.social
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I trust him.
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LooneyToons
@looneytoons.bsky.social
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NO! Such an absolute good boy! A cutie patootie!🥺
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Dan Yocum
@yocum137.bsky.social
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Direwolf? More like DireFLOOF!
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Dan Yocum
@yocum137.bsky.social
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Why would they taunt us, Neil? Why??
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Merc with a 🫦
@mercuryal.bsky.social
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why that’s a baby, would a baby murder you??
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Ali Trotta
@alwayscoffee.bsky.social
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I would risk it. Look at his sweet face!
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NativeMichigander
@jcoblentz.bsky.social
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I am willing to take that chance so l can pet him.
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@chakaal.bsky.social
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Dogslaughter rather than Murder 1?
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