Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social

a daycare for adults where instead of cookies and juice you get Xanax and vodka

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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode) @probgobl.in [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:54 UTC

Good morning commute breakfast.

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Daniel @boinzy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

So, the White House?

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

I'll rather have a juice box and a Xanax.

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The Rt Hon Lady Kidman @nicolekidmansnose.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

Count me in, but I'll have prosecco instead of vodka.

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Fetch @ameliafetch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:44 UTC

But can I just have the cookies and juice, tho? 🥺

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Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:58 UTC

But…I like cookies

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@notgeorgecarlin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:53 UTC

Are you selling franchises by chance?

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RainDro @raindro369.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

Sign 👏 me 👏 the👏 fuck 👏 up 👏

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brian @briminey.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

I did this for a few years until my family got all weird about it

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AJ *Sudoku is Math* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

...can we also have cookies and juice?

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Bible Blackbelt @estrusflask.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:41 UTC

This is what sewing circles and book clubs back in the 50s actually were for.

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

You're speaking my language now 😁

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:44 UTC

Where do I sign up?

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