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sie ✨@nowyousieme.bsky.social |
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formerly the source known as "sucks eat cfootball" | writer, editor, organizer, other stuff
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sie ✨
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omg realizing now i typed rfk jr out of habit lmao this man was rfk sr's bodyguard and ripped the gun from his assassin's hands and disarmed it, between his career in the nfl and his career as an actor. what a wild life.
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sie ✨
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somehow never put together that sharks gm mike grier was the great nephew of THEE rosey grier, of nfl/rfk jr's bodyguard/free to be you and me/needlepointer fame
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sie ✨
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i sense a twitter exodus happened recently
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sie ✨
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good news! some terrible people (ry, froots) brought it back recently so
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sie ✨
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sorry i missed this, but did you see he was hired as sharks agm??? i'm so stoked
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sie ✨
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sie ✨
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thinking about my ex's rich family being appalled when i said i have never felt safer by the presence of a cop as i put on a wrist brace for an indeterminate number of days thanks to a 5-foot-2 scared little rookie dipshit cop
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sie ✨
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also very cool how cops can set up a de facto checkpoint and if you say anything about how they are targeting people, they'll just arrest you
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sie ✨
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(prefacing this w/ what happened to me was more embarrassing than serious and i'm fine/will be fine) it is SO cool how a cop will get several warnings about my joint/nerve condition and still proceed to injure me, with potential months/years of physical repercussions, and i also get no recourse
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sie ✨
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RYANE CLOWE!!!!!!!!!!!
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sie ✨
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time goes so slowly when you're annoyed lmao
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Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas.bsky.social
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it’s ok to be nihilistic for one day!!!!
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sie ✨
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thank you! there's a real problem with people online conflating reactions/venting/etc with a person's entire outlook/world view. let the people post!!
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sie ✨
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he's reeeeeally trying to align a thirty year old arcade game reference with "heated gamer moment" language, it's so embarrassingly disingenuous
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sie ✨
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omg congrats!!! what a sweetie 🥰
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sie ✨
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she's resourceful 💅
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sie ✨
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i fear i may have Fucked Up
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Fourteen Kittens in a Trenchcoat
@kittensinacoat.bsky.social
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ME: I will become the joker YOU: (hands me the joker's criminal record) ME: (reading) huh. I...I've never actually read this. like all the details. I didn't realize he was so problematic. some of this is really not acceptable
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sie ✨
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cosmic crisp immediately became my favorite apple once i had one
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🎹sharon su 🎹
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It’s so funny how tech bros claiming they want to live in the scifi future are like “let’s have computers generate art and companionship, it’ll be sick dude” meanwhile actual scifi is like “real human connection and expression is what gives life true meaning”
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Tim Onion
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Hi! The Onion is bringing back our Writing Fellowship.
The fellowship has produced some of the biggest names in comedy, at The Onion and elsewhere.
It was a casualty private equity. We are reviving it.
The program is six months long and includes health insurance.
jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
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sie ✨
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despite recent sentiments seemingly shifting on this, i still think no hour-long show needs more than 16 episodes per season. however, i am extremely of the opinion that animated series should have a 20-episode minimum per season.
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sie ✨
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hela founding the ten rings???? go to jail
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sie ✨
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thought about watching what if? season two, but the first four episodes are all characters i don't care about (guardians/iron man) and a goddamn christmas episode. that's basically half the season i don't want to watch lmao.
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sie ✨
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if you need a bisexual in fort wayne, they're all at the alvvays show
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Nicholas Wallace
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Anyone who had a sibling with serious behavioral issues should understand the dynamic between the 5th Circuit and SCOTUS. You can get away with almost anything if your brother just got arrested for lighting his algebra textbook on fire in the Macy's bathroom
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ryan cooper
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NLRB judge rules that non-compete and non-solicitation clauses in employment contracts are an unfair labor practice for the first time. huge www.nlrbedge.com/p/in-first-c...
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DC Comics used to publish reimagined superhero stories called "Elseworlds". But the concepts were always like "What if Thomas and Martha Wayne were shot leaving a porno theater?" or "What if the baby Kal-El's rocketship landed in the middle of shooting a porno?" It was mostly porno stuff.
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sie ✨
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yes! i was just doing this with a bucket hat in double crochet. i change colors when joining the new round, then in the first DC stitch, every time i insert my hook before a yarn over, i twist the old color around the working strand. it'll carry up the back of the stitch with minimal visibility!
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sie ✨
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moving is stressing me out every single day, but at least the stuff with the cats has been soooooo easy
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sie ✨
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my cats are the happiest they've ever been since moving to the house. they have so much room!! and twice the number of humans to get pets from!! squeak sleeps by the door in the afternoon, waiting for jake to get home 🥺 they love it here
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sie ✨
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my city's reddit page is full of really thoughtful posts by users named shit like pussymountain it rules
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sie ✨
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og cat stopping by for a little treat
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sie ✨
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fucking CRYING at this ad photo for an edible dental toy for cats
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sie ✨
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he's a Cat Pictures Guy now
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sie ✨
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update: they have started wrestling each other, which is something that only happens when they are both otherwise feeling safe and happy 🥹💜
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sie ✨
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when i was in kindergarten, i lost some teeth in a sledding accident and i wrote the tooth fairy a letter telling her where she could find the teeth, along with an illustration of the fence by the sledding hill 😂
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Pookleblinky
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Every big tech company is like "good news everyone, we found this extremely inbred hapsburg prince, absolutely fucking useless. Sets a forest on fire for some reason every time he opens his mouth. He's now going to follow you around babbling his bullshit 24/7. You're welcome."
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jon crunktian
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computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong tech CEOs: let's add it to every product
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sie ✨
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bought a gel manicure starter kit on clearance and am now wondering why any of us put up with that bullshit air-dry nail polish
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sie ✨
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we moved the kitties in this morning and i don't think they understand that they live here now yet
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The Liar Rick Nashtag
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Givin it up to Cageside Seats for this one
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Seth Rosenthal
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sie ✨
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these companies will sell out for so little because none of it is ever actually about the work, it's all just a ponzi scheme. an mlm where the product is content.
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partnering with open ai to get the smallest slice of the money made from exploiting your workers rather than protect the IP they are creating for you is CRAZY
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the Mountain Goats
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Unrelated but if you are a publication of any kind please do not “partner with” AI chumps. The ONLY people who might buy yr publication will 100% hate it when you “partner with” some AI clown operation. Again, thank you
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Mark Harris
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Just noting that the big new movie opening next weekend that is going to snap the bad box-office streak is...nonexistent. There is none, because of the strikes. Every Hollywood-in-trouble story between now and the end of 2024 should contain the sentence, "They did it to themselves."
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David Moss
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sie ✨
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he was very sweet and was comfy being close to me, but only let me pet him once because he was definitely in hunter mode (there's chipmunks in our yard pretty often) and i know better lmao
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