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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ@ohmygodyael.bsky.social |
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My name is Yael. Writer! AuDHD. Leather crafter. Sometimes painter. Plant and bird adorer. One time, a rabbi called me a βvery special personβ. She/her
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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Good Boy
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Popcorn is the only movie snack where they've really got you by the balls. Yeah let me just discreetly sneak in some hot buttery fluffy popcorn. Get real. You just gotta pay them for it
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
@ohmygodyael.bsky.social
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you seem like the kinda person whose hoyas would flower
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merritt k
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i thought a ruined handjob was when the woman like hits the guy with some metal or shows him a picture of his mom right before he busts but it's just when she stops i guess. i feel like they could get more creative than that
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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god help me i got slug pussy residue on my hands.
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
@ohmygodyael.bsky.social
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saw two slugs fuckin on the lawnmower steering wheel. somebody with witchcraft experience please tell me what it means . they were real big if that matters.
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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But itβs also weird now how it almost feels like people expect you to have extra reasons to not wanna get sick. Like itβs no longer enough to just be like βbecause getting sick REALLY sucks, actually?β Now folks seem to want an *excuse*. (Not talking about you, just an attitude I have noticed.)
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
@ohmygodyael.bsky.social
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Also I have no idea whatβs coming in the future in the US. But a thing I am 100% sure of is that, whatever it is, collecting extra disabilities and new long-term health problems is not gonna spike my chances of getting to the other side.
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
@ohmygodyael.bsky.social
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ffffff Iβm so sorry about your plants and your garden bed! gardening is so fun and fulfilling except when it all gets wrecked up in like four seconds by pests or weather or accidents.
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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right exactly. like i have quietly felt like a dumpster fire all day long and can confirm that the world, as of this evening, is no better or fairer for it
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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somebody out there is gonna read The Grapes Of Wrath and come away from it sincerely believing that one passage was literally about some nasty little grapes. asking how come all the other food was rotting while the angry grapes thrived.
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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People can be so annoying about criticizing tropes. Theyβre important pieces of storytelling. Folks will be like βHa! I spotted one! Therefore this story is derivative trash!β and thatβs kinda like ordering a soup and then saying βLol, it has BROTH in it? LIQUID? This chef is such a hack.β
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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not to brag but i have a hummingbird feeder right outside my window at eye level and i just saw a little hummingbird SCRATCHING HIMS LITTLE CHIN with hims liTTLE TINY GRABBY FOOT
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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my updated list of βmain issues re: meeting a horse irlβ: 1. smell. 2. drool. 3. sledgehammer feet. 4. they donβt wanna talk to me (i think because i have no chill) and itβs honestly humiliating to be serenely ignored by a prey animal. 5. horse people!!!!!???
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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iβm glad my special interest in horses doesnβt include me wanting to actually *own* or *be around* horses because Horse Tiktok has made me never ever ever want to meet any horse people irl
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
@ohmygodyael.bsky.social
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in her song βletβs do itβ, eartha kitt focuses disproportionately on marine life. she lists eleven kinds of things and people who βdo itβ in the first half of the song. (birds, bees, educated fleas and etc.) and then the rest of the song is *eight things* that live in the water and like to fuck
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bugtype
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*somebody asks me for a favor* im so happy they trust me like this. i am on top of the world. this person is my best friend now *i ask somebody to do me a favor* i am the worst person who has ever existed. i hope they shoot me with a gun for my impudence
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
@ohmygodyael.bsky.social
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itβs so soothing (when it works. it often works.) to see an intrusive thought as my brain saying βlook at this idea i found! would that be fucked up or what?!β and iβm like βyah, bb, thatβd be pretty fucked up.β and weβre both like βthey lawβ¦!β and then i get to go back to living and not obsessing.
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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and itβs usually people who have only read, like, five or six books (bestsellers only) in the last decade.
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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tbh i already canceled him because his fans are annoying β¨ but all this other stuff is good reasons, too. plus, i dunno, it just seems like heβs been famous for too long and now itβs like βare you really that great or are you just familiarβ
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Matt Beanzy
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
@ohmygodyael.bsky.social
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Agreed. Imo have an individualistic society where we love being all magnanimousβ¦ but only when itβs a sprint. Once it turns into a marathon, folks start getting antsy and resentful because theyβre not used to putting such sustained effort into anything that isnβt solely for their own benefit.
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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this is a deer and squirrel hate account now
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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i want to say that i love all of the little woodland creatures but it isnβt true. i only love the ones that arenβt mammals. all of the mammalian woodland creatures may, jointly and severally, choke on a fat cock.
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cassie
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we here at the levi corporation are proud to announce the world's first unshittable pants
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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i hope squirrels can get depression
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc)
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The historical development of kinbaku and shibari from hojo-jutsu, shows the repurposing of carceral restraint techniques for aesthetic purposes. Following this, I argue that the chastity cage is also a repurposing of a carceral restraint and should be excluded from prison abolition. In this essayβ¦
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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Itβs terrifying. Thereβs very little βSo, yeah, thatβs a real problem and hereβs our plan to make it betterβ¦β messaging. Itβs mostly either βLol shut up. This issue is too complicated for you.β or βOkay, so you actually want fascism, then? Is that it? You want democracy to die?β
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Tikkun Olamunist - ΧΧ¨ΧΧ ΧΧ¨Χ±Χ‘
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I guess I'm a Hamas apologist because I care more about studying this week's parashah than I do defending why the IDF is bombing hospitals.
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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Interviewer, brow furrowed: βDβyouβ¦ wanna tell me more about that?β Me, committed to the bit: Sure! My favorite story was about a tree in a swamp that, like, rips peopleβs arms off and stuff. Interviewer: βWeβll call you if, uhβ¦ Never mind, thank you for your time. Iβll walk you out.β
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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a job interviewer once asked what Iβd been reading, and I didnβt wanna tell the truth for fear of sounding pretentious. So I racked my brain for another book, and all I could come up with was βScary Stories To Tell In The Darkβ. Follow-up questions were REAL AWKWARD. I often remember this at 2am. π¬
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Sweetie Ο
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The Five French Mother Sauces of Bsky Posts: 1. Sadness 2. Horny 3. Angry 4. So Horny 5. Such Sadness
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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Itβs wild when people who let their pets roam free outdoors have the gall to complain to *other people* about the outdoors not being a completely safe and welcoming environment for their pets.
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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I have to make an appointment at a neurologist office that doesnβt have a website like not to be a Karen or whatever but how do you not have a website in 2024 I need to KNOW stuff what does the office look like what insurance do you take who the fuck even works there and et cetera
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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i am led to understand that taylor swift has released some kind of talmud for the gentiles to pick over and honestly i think thatβs nice of her
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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Like Iβve had a migraine for the past 80 hours but Iβd also rather be killed by drone strike than go to the ER and get charged a lot of money to be manhandled/accused of dRuG sEeKinG/told that itβs probably just my hormones so weβre kinda at an impasse here, me and the neurons and the neuroses
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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people will really be like βeugenics is wrong and evil and only fascists think that wayβ and also be like βidiocracy was prophetic and we are living in it nowβ and if youβre like βwhat?β theyβll be like βwhat?β
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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there should be more True Bloods for different regions of the US. It should be like Real Housewives. Tv people please make this happen
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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Yeah, same, like I donβt log on much because I donβt get that much interaction on here and I donβt get that much interaction probably because I donβt log on and, like, interact? No hard feelings though. weβre friends no matter how long it takes to reply.
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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In general, yeah. One time I saw a lady giving her pet hedgehog a lil bath and some people in the comments were hot mad because they assumed that, since they could not see the hedgieβs cage in the frame, he must *live in the sink full-time*. Extreme example, but that attitude seems common on TT.
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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I am 1000% sure one of these people has unironically said βthanks in advanceβ re: getting oral
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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βWe UtiLiZeD tHaT fOrMatβ I hate knowing that people actually talk like this in real life
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joe, your friend from online
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remember like 15 years ago when companies started selling "hoverboards" that were actually just regular electric scooters that caught on fire all the time? and every company started pushing "hoverboards" and they all sucked until they exploded and people stopped buying them? well a.i. is different.
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Tikkun Olamunist - ΧΧ¨ΧΧ ΧΧ¨Χ±Χ‘
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1/ I was having a conversation with a friend about my book, and he asked me to clarify the difference between the Zionism that the various ideological schools of Zionism (Cultural, Labour, Revisionist, Religious, etc.) adhere to, and what is taught in suburban synagogue Hebrew schools in the USA.
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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donβt forget to say pokeach ivrim for all the folks who are gonna look directly at the sun today in spite of like a bajillion warnings about not doing that ποΈπ₯ποΈ
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heinz beans
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SCIENCE FACT: during the eclipse, as it reaches totality, birds will stop chirping and insects humming, and if you listen real closely you'll be able to hear my vibrator
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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Likewise! I mean I know youβre on here too, but we ainβt the same on Bluesky somehow. Like the vibe here is decent butβ¦? Maybe itβs just me.
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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2030. I think I hear a spring peeper outside. Those still exist? I could probably find it if I went out back. I just need to get this captcha right, or else the dishwasher wonβt start. Select all the faces that look FRIGHTENED or ANGRY. (Nice, an easy one.) Somewhere out there, a drone takes flight.
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Comrade Cockatoo π³οΈβπβ‘οΈπ
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πΆ i donβt want migraines πΆ i wish they were your graines πΆ god make them somebody elseβs graines please πΆ
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