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gamera obscura

@ohrobin.bsky.social

Get waxed, ladies, KKKekistan4Ever is looking for you.

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QuietHobgoblin's avatar QuietHobgoblin @quiethobgoblin.bsky.social
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Woof.

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Terri J's avatar Terri J @terrij68.bsky.social
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You mean I can be Mrs. 986430754

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At the Edge of Columbia Plateau 's avatar At the Edge of Columbia Plateau @thomasbelfield.bsky.social
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oh wow. how is that going to work out? besides charging money for it. lol.

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David Mordecai's avatar David Mordecai @liminal67.bsky.social
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Incels don’t date incels.

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I've got a dad back's avatar I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social
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That's incredible news, someone tell the astronauts he sent to Mars a few years ago so they can log into X, the everything site, and line up some dates for when they get back

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Joel יואל  يويل's avatar Joel יואל يويل @academianut.bsky.social
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The algorithm will find your match whether you want it to or not.

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Quietly Curious 🇺🇦🇨🇦 🏝️'s avatar Quietly Curious 🇺🇦🇨🇦 🏝️ @quietlycurious.bsky.social
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It’s clear musk doesn’t know wtf he’s doing with Twitter. (Sorry, calling it “X” is just stupid.)

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JB's avatar JB @jb.caustic.org
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And somehow if you’re female presenting and between the ages of 18 and 40 you only get matched to Elon.

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John O’Donnell's avatar John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social
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Only Aryans.

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Tim 🌱 's avatar Tim 🌱 @callmetim.bsky.social
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I can’t even imagine what his idea of “dating” is.

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🌹's avatar 🌹 @habibirose.bsky.social
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He is the most divorced man

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derek's avatar derek @derek.bsky.social
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As a software engineer, one of the truisms of the industry is that you should endeavour to write an app that is a social media site, bank and dating site. Lack of focus is exactly how to succeed. Especially if you decide that the previous code base needs to be re-written entirely.

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🦊 foxy99, a spry 99yr old fox 's avatar 🦊 foxy99, a spry 99yr old fox @foxy99.bsky.social
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if by Ladies you mean a blow up doll that can’t stop crying.

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Steve T PhD's avatar Steve T PhD @thelasttheorist.bsky.social
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Didn't he also demand that it become a bank within the year too?

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Lighthouse enthusiast's avatar Lighthouse enthusiast @lexplans.bsky.social
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There is a 100% chance that they will let whomever you swipe for see all your banking details. And seeing that there's only scammers and Nazis left, I suggest we consider getting into the scamming business.

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Rayna Lamb - She/her's avatar Rayna Lamb - She/her @purplegoddess.bsky.social
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A truly unfortunate picture for that headline. Shudder.

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Dash Camgirl, Lean Six Sigma blue belt's avatar Dash Camgirl, Lean Six Sigma blue belt @weenieweediweeki.bsky.social
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Ima catfish catturd

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⸸ Andrea Celeste ⸸'s avatar ⸸ Andrea Celeste ⸸ @manufacturedtulpa.bsky.social
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First he turned Twitter into Parler and now he's going to turn it into The Right Stuff. Good idea

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atreides nuts's avatar atreides nuts @afivegantenna.bsky.social
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it… used to be one

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agnes bookbinder's avatar agnes bookbinder @agnesbookbinder.bsky.social
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If anyone knows what sexy is, … It’s someone who needs to explain it to that guy because he don’t get it. Also, I’m getting Craigslist vibes.

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Gordon Kerry's avatar Gordon Kerry @gordonkerry.bsky.social
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Is there wife on Mars?

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✨brit ✨'s avatar ✨brit ✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social
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is the slogan some shit like "consent optional"?

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's avatar @vonhonkington.bsky.social
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If he makes it a delivery app I think I have bingo

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Dan Sandler's avatar Dan Sandler @danielsand.bsky.social
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The man spent $44B to create a dating site where no woman is allowed to swipe left on him.

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Ye gods, I can smell both his business and personal desperation from here.

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Robert Eliason | ᐰ | #StargateNow #StargateNow_EU's avatar Robert Eliason | ᐰ | #StargateNow #StargateNow_EU @eliasonrobert.bsky.social
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Spelled hating wrong more likely.

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chaotic evil for fun and profit 💬's avatar chaotic evil for fun and profit 💬 @artbyhobo.bsky.social
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wasnt this already tried with a rw dating site? and those men complained bc there were no women there lol

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brad's avatar brad @bradiscranky.bsky.social
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The most divorced man alive presents a site he named X. LADIES

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alex - pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️‍🌈🐻🔞's avatar alex - pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️‍🌈🐻🔞 @batsdingersatk.bsky.social
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The only social media site that’ll become a dating site in a year is BlueSky

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North Easton's avatar North Easton @north-easton.bsky.social
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combination short-form posts / bank / dating site / unverified news / deepfake videos / with volunteer moderation that doesn't do anything how could it go wrong

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