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Kit of the Clan McKit

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Rare nerd-jock hybrid. Editor. Writer. "Yes, but" GM. Clinic Escort. Hockey ref. Hockey player. Liberal AF. Former rugger. Board gamer. Husband. Dad. Dog chewtoy. kityonaedits.com/

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Phillip Anderson's avatar Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social
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Look how fun shutting down fascists is. I want this for us, too

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Hard to tarnish someone who's like silverware left in a drawer for 40 years but yes, you clowns, it will. He's guilty of 34 felonies. Why are you pretending like it's no big deal? If the Founding Fathers had known someone this corrupt would exist, a felony would be disqualifying. Alas.

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I guess Bidens age doesn't matter that much to me cause I don't think US Presidents do nearly as much as the myth likes to tell. Reagan spent the back end of his run with Alzheimers, last guy played golf & shitposted for 4 years, idc if Bidens an ent who speaks once a yr, taking it over Project 2025

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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I would feel that this confirmation of what a frothing loon Robinson is would encourage North Carolina folk to do the right thing but I've also done been exposed to a lot of the laws of North Carolina and ye gods. I am so happy my daughter is not going anywhere in NC for college. Yeeesh.

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Has anyone checked to make sure this isn't a pseudonym for Mrs. Alito?

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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It can't be understated how huge a misstep the GOP made by proudly putting this out there.

If you know someone undecided, send them this (after shaking your head and muttering WTF over and over).

If you have anyone blathering about MUH CONSTITOOSHUN send them this.

VOTE.
defeatproject2025.org

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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I kinda feel like now that the Supreme Court has declared it legal for a president to straight-up murder people they don't like, it's probably even more important to not elect people who seem extremely inclined to murder people they don't like

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Hmm. Given how "whatever" MAGA folks seem to be about sexual assault, maybe they'll vote for Wormboy instead.

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Ugghhhhhhh I get why the prosecutors agreed to this in order to leave as little gristle as possible on the appeal bone but this is ridiculous bullshit.

VOTE. IN. NOVEMBER.

If he wins, this country is finished.
www.nytimes.com/2024/07/02/n...

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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At the end of my clinic escorting shift yesterday a father and his young son stopped to thank us. They also gave us muffins, which made the protester who'd been annoying us all morning almost apoplectic with impotent fury. Dee-lish-top. My wife said the muffins were tasty too.

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Wow. That's straight-up hatred. Fuck them.

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I don’t recall the NYT calling for Trump to step down after being convicted of 34 counts of fraud and being called by a judge at his civil trial a rapist in the common person sense

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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They need 60 votes in the Senate to expand the Court.

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Escorting in New Jersey this morning: Anti-choice protester: YOU'RE GOING TO BE A LAKE OF FIRE, DEATHSCORT!! Me: Sounds good, I'd love to cool off. (It was repulsively hot and humid this morning) Other things I was called this morning: Retard Pedophile Fake News Baby killer Legend in my own mind

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Ah, anti-choice protesters. Don't ever change, you ignorant that's.

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Utah lists a "gelatinous cube" as an acceptable form of cannabis product and I have to assume nobody involved with the Utah Center for Medical Cannabis has ever played D&D.

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Of course Thomas thinks keeping guns out of the hands of domestic abusers is wrong. OF COURSE.

Judge Wilson comparing domestic abusers to speeders earns a special sort of "Go fuck yourself, dude," as well.
www.nytimes.com/2024/06/21/u...

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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Republicans firmly believe that everyone but the guy they nominate for president should be practicing whatever they happen to think their religion is this week.

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Last Week Tonight touched on this Sunday and how if Trump wins they'll circumvent the protection civil servants have for their jobs and replace anyone who doesn't bend the knee. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX8x...

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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This should be required watching for any non-MAGA person who is "on the fence" about whom to vote for in November. The GOP 2025 plan is terrifying and plays into TFG's ego while getting their agenda of taking us back to the 17th Century accomplished.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX8x...

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Just had to wallow through South Carolina law and discovered I'm out of brain bleach ERROR ERROR ERROR

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Female wombats have a pouch, but it faces toward the rear instead of the front. This is so dirt doesn't get in while they're digging. They have a specialized sphincter muscle that closes it like a drawstring.

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Somewhat amazed that SCOTUS did the right thing, but I guess it was too ridiculous for even them to approve.

Texas will try again. And again.

Anti-choice protesters are gonna be EXTRA salty this weekend LOL
www.msnbc.com/deadline-whi...

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Oh no, it's the consequences of his actions, how unfair he has to bear them

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Waiting for outrage over "politically-motivated" trial from Right-wing pundits whining about it being unfair that Trump is a 34-times convicted felon.

::waiting::

::waiting::

::waiting::

::now a skeleton::

::bones becoming dust::

www.nytimes.com/live/2024/06...

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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"Simple trespass" is just a wee bit of an understatement. Screw these toddlers.

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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They're not even trying to hide the quiet part anymore. Just straight-up telling you their flavor of fascism. I know Biden may not be your unicorn but hold your nose and vote for the guy who isn't a convicted felon and won't use the Constitution for toilet paper.

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Just sent my daughter off to Senior Prom and no YOU'RE CRYING

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Alito, standing under a TRUMP 2024 flag: "Look, my wife owns half of the flagpole and it happens to be the top part. Nothing I can do about it."

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Fuck You I Quit's avatar Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social
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I personally want to congratulate Donald Trump for finally winning a popular vote

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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I now insist that all references in the press from this point on are, "Convicted felon Donald J Trump."

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Kevin M. Kruse's avatar Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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Amen. Stop asking out-of-control justices to please pretty please cooperate with the oversight of their court and just move ahead with hearings. If they show up, great, ask them hard questions. If they don't, ask the hard questions in their absence. Either way, it draws attention to the issue.

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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So, you left you search history open. Let's talk about upgrading my food.

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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Biden should just print this and send it out as a mailer to reluctant left wing voters

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm an ice hockey referee! My greatest hits include: "Yes, I absolutely believe that you can see something better from 60 yards away in the bleachers than I can standing two feet away on the ice." "No, I am not kidding you." "I'm sure you think you didn't do it. Get in the penalty box, though."

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Shhhhhhh . . . the Pope is connecting with the utes

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So much projection that they're walking IMAXes

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Not gonna lie if he makes Karlach his VP I'm gonna be conflicted

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Adam Serwer's avatar Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social
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Alito lied about the reason the flag was up because he didn’t know the couple had text messages establishing the date of when the incident took place. They were supporting the insurrection. www.nytimes.com/2024/05/28/u...

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Kashana's avatar Kashana @kashana.bsky.social
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Retail worker: if I fold the shirts wrong, I get fired. Alito: sometimes Clarence and I meet up in the break room to share a scone and a desire to overthrow the United States government.

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Kit of the Clan McKit's avatar Kit of the Clan McKit @thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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Extraordinary is an absolute blast. Actual LOLs with character development. Plus a banging soundtrack to boot. Disney, make a damn third season already. (And HTF is Disney making this raucous, profane show?)

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