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Saeg Flowers

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the lights in the bathroom at work are motion sensor activated so when i enter and the lights are off it usually means that no one's in there, but every now and then there'll be a guy in a stall fighting for his life in the dark where even god can't see

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Fioko's avatar Fioko @fioko.tv
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I'm not sure if you mean a drug user or someone who just ate at Denny's

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phrebh's avatar phrebh @phrebh.bsky.social
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I am that guy.

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Alex Kies's avatar Alex Kies @kybillsmafia.bsky.social
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I’ve been that guy, frantically waving my arm in the stall trying to get the sensor to notice

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JThomasAlbert's avatar JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social
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That would really suck. You're sitting there trying to answer the call of nature when you get plunged into total darkness. And that's when the C.H.U.D.s come out.

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Toast's avatar Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
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I know where the private stalls are but they're also motion activated

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Pyrholidon Enthusiast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 's avatar Pyrholidon Enthusiast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @pyrholidon.bsky.social
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One of my jobs had lights like that and they’d always time out whenever I had to take a shit at work.

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thedillybot's avatar thedillybot @thedillybot.bsky.social
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I've been that man. Thank you for saving me. Only have 1 maybe 2 rolls of tp to hit the sensor with and some days it ain't enough.

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