the lights in the bathroom at work are motion sensor activated so when i enter and the lights are off it usually means that no one's in there, but every now and then there'll be a guy in a stall fighting for his life in the dark where even god can't see
That would really suck.
You're sitting there trying to answer the call of nature when you get plunged into total darkness.
And that's when the C.H.U.D.s come out.