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Eternal shame

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I'm unchallengeable! Ahahahahaha

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Time to watch Jupiter Acending

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Realizing the second you hit post you didn't read the whole question like an idiot

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Too stoned must post

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Btw, if you lose all your gold you can't duel as the bot doesn't allow 0 bets

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I need a good 20 minute warm up before pronouncing conscientiousness correctly

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Oh welcome to the club it's great, they have babies in the trees too

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It'd be nice to have the opposite of an intrusive thought once in a while. Just a really sudden calming thought

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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watched an octopus documentary and the narrator said they sometimes punch fish out of spite and I’ve never been more in love with anything in my life

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was he narrating out loud? like everyone waits for their food dude? ?? it's a restaurant not a microwave?

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being at the income level where it doesn't kill me to tip like 30%+ on stuff and it just feels good. it's just $10, I can live with that. just don't ask me to leave a review online, never happening

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Live Laugh Love Configuration's avatar Live Laugh Love Configuration @ktjams.bsky.social
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This interview is so charming

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When I first found Igon he just groaned at me with no dialogue (bug?) and I didn't want to check the wiki (hubris!) so I fought him 😭

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Mephorash make an album without at least one song doing the 'wet throat/vomit' sound challenge impossible

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Life pro tip: you can get out of most interactions by screaming really loud

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Asking the other people in the therapists waiting room if they come here often

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Thank you for calling me a valuable resource boss I was afraid you’d started seeing me as a person

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Ian Miles Schlong 's avatar Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com
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The world has zapped my will to live, but not my will to post every half baked inane thought I have online for all to see

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Let me get my work gloves on real quick, I fear no belly trap

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Maybe I should try having less caffeine, "can increase anxiety" hmm maybe that's true

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Work meeting includes mandatory commercial viewing, they can call it "content" all they want, it's a fucking ad

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does he play Jesus Christ? They're doing the nick cave plot I assume? also I double checked and matt smith is still in the dragon house show I was wrong

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sire your scouts have returned. it would seem your bannermen are doing new impenetrable bits in the hinterlands. and the people grow weary...

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Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) 's avatar Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) @gfrancie.bsky.social
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Oscar and his ablutions.

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I am protected by occult arts from duels, you cannot defeat my empty pockets defense

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LENA WIFE's avatar LENA WIFE @nebulena.net
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they call me host of fingers lena

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hello kelsey's avatar hello kelsey @oldkels.bsky.social
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if you say “spiders sanrio” at the exact moment of your death, your corpse is transported to the state of california

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Wait they actually made a gladiator 2 thats not a joke anymore? Sorry I wasn't paying attention

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oat

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Almost would expect it to be a Calvin and Hobbes cereal bit with a slogan like that

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On my Dateline they'll try to say I was terribly isolated but don't believe them. It's not terrible at all.

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