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correct he is throwing it from inside cause he can see the guy he hates through the wall (that he hates)

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it never came 😢

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looking forward to my Item 1

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what if dogs were one of us

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nothing is as it seems if you are an idiot who is always wrong

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real bears neither

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most people think most people are mostly like them and most of them are mostly right

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more stores should say how many of the thing they have

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im looking for stuff to find

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Imagine Baggins

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me when i’m giving my dog a bath: how’s the water. is it too hot. too cold. doesn’t that feel nice. look at you having a little spa day me when my dog tries to jump out of the tub:

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🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone @josie.zone
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I’m so mentally ill that to me, he is simply Normal Max

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never understood why you need some navigator guy to go somewhere in space. it’s space you can just go straight.

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before i jack off i point to where im going to nut like babe ruth

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sending out carrier pigeons with notes that say, like "hi! it;s me. the pigeon. i wrote this note myself! i love you"

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feeding weed gummies to all the birds on the beach, leaving no tern unstoned

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cowboy postbop (Dan Lehner)'s avatar cowboy postbop (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social
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When there’s a dog you have to roast online:

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i’m considering the rain today a spiritual victory

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i have a guess. it could be wrong but on the whole it feels nice.

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this basically happened to me, the thing was just stuck playing ads all flight. they gave me a napkin to put over the screen

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make sure to have your thoughts all at once instead of one of a time, in what case they get all lost and messed up

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They should play a minor key version of the final jeopardy song when the clue is about someone who died

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what do you call a leftist ai guy who programs in agda?

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the healthiest thing you can do is lie down. having a job or a social life is very bad for you. that's why hospitals are filled with beds. you heal while you're lying down.

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why is it called air benders instead of wind winders

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pretty sweet to have a big screen in front of me with a broken off button showing only ads both on the flight here and the flight back

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you should simply do worse posts that nobody likes problem solved

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Realtors on AOL chat in the nineties: L/L/L?

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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

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to my roommate's cat i appear as someone very busy and in high demand and always running off to attend to some important business but most of the time im just going into my room

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the past is a monad and the future is a comonad. is what ivew been led to believe by the woke mob.

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if you are picking up what im putting down please put it back where you found it. thats my stuff.

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i mainly judge days on how halcyon they are

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washing your legs in the shower is like putting cast iron in the dishwasher

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why don’t they make the whole table out of the coaster

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if your somebody whos eating food and not making some kind of “homn” or “khaomph” sort of noise.. idk even what to say at this point.

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[climbing into a dumpster behind Arby's] I love liminal spaces

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i bought the new game. i heard this one has even more diablos.

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inventing new types of witches to get scared of

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