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Intentionally Blank

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I don’t care what dog or owner or it the animal is friendly and meaning to play. If a dog approached me and the front paws come off the ground, I’m ready with a powerful leg to block and if possible, forcibly reverse the momentum of somebody’s precious pet. I do not deserve to bleed for your pet.

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Dan Williams 🌮's avatar Dan Williams 🌮 @videospacegames.bsky.social
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You can also just catch the paws with your hands and set the dog down. It's okay. The dog likes you.

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BenRad's avatar BenRad @benrad.bsky.social
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Was just now wondering if there was gonna be a guy and poof!

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Bill Ferris's avatar Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social
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This is such a weird way to drop into a conversation with strangers.

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broccoli rob's avatar broccoli rob @turniptops.bsky.social
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damn, okay Steven Seagal

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Cliff's avatar Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it
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Dog kata

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Sturg48's avatar Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social
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If my dog shows you love and trust and you kick them, a powerful leg block will not be able to save you.

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Gif Economy Worker's avatar Gif Economy Worker @fairbairn.zone
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Hey who asked

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Xan, Keeper of the greater Niagara bog. 's avatar Xan, Keeper of the greater Niagara bog. @xandariathepink.bsky.social
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Dude, a big dog knocking me over would be incredibly painful, and I still would not ever kick a dog, you're a monster who needs to reconsider that animals have thoughts and feelings and don't deserve to be hurt, for anything. This is how we get cops shooting blind shitzus.

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Brian Curtin's avatar Brian Curtin @briancurtin.com
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The cool thing about this is that none of that would happen

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Mistouze 🦇DANDY ERA🦇's avatar Mistouze 🦇DANDY ERA🦇 @mistouze.bsky.social
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Weirdo

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The Space Bunny!'s avatar The Space Bunny! @resolutecourier.bsky.social
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Settle down, officer

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Guy with a beard and opinions's avatar Guy with a beard and opinions @whowhatnow56.bsky.social
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You remind me of a date my friend went on where the guy told her about how he would axe kick cars. It’s just such a weird, and unappealing thing to say to try and impress people. No one is impressed, dude.

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Terror-Billy's avatar Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social
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Oh look, they got video of you doing your “cool” leg moves

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Goblintop Hotwitch's avatar Goblintop Hotwitch @tabletophotdish.bsky.social
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Well this is now a copypasta

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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator's avatar #1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social
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New guys constantly dropping

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Hi!  It's Herb!'s avatar Hi! It's Herb! @itsherby.bsky.social
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I constantly carry 2 katanas with me, just in case a dog attempts to play. The first katana stays in it's sheath to deflect the dogs attack. The second katana is to slay the owner who never taught the dog that play is a privilege. There is also a 3rd katana, but that is unrelated to dogs.

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cait 's avatar cait @cait.bsky.social
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okay relax killer

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DJ Glokta's avatar DJ Glokta @devorum.bsky.social
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Did a Tim Robinson character write this?

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Zoey's avatar Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social
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"I'll kick your dog's ass if it comes to play with me unannounced." There's a whole section of the Internet trying to make it normal to just beat on someone's pet like every dog is aggressive and gonna kill them. There's therapy for cynophobia (fear of dogs) and it isn't beating someone's pet.

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