I don’t care what dog or owner or it the animal is friendly and meaning to play. If a dog approached me and the front paws come off the ground, I’m ready with a powerful leg to block and if possible, forcibly reverse the momentum of somebody’s precious pet.
I do not deserve to bleed for your pet.
Dude, a big dog knocking me over would be incredibly painful, and I still would not ever kick a dog, you're a monster who needs to reconsider that animals have thoughts and feelings and don't deserve to be hurt, for anything. This is how we get cops shooting blind shitzus.
You remind me of a date my friend went on where the guy told her about how he would axe kick cars. It’s just such a weird, and unappealing thing to say to try and impress people.
No one is impressed, dude.
I constantly carry 2 katanas with me, just in case a dog attempts to play. The first katana stays in it's sheath to deflect the dogs attack. The second katana is to slay the owner who never taught the dog that play is a privilege.
There is also a 3rd katana, but that is unrelated to dogs.
"I'll kick your dog's ass if it comes to play with me unannounced."
There's a whole section of the Internet trying to make it normal to just beat on someone's pet like every dog is aggressive and gonna kill them. There's therapy for cynophobia (fear of dogs) and it isn't beating someone's pet.