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broccoli rob@turniptops.bsky.social |
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what I care about is music, and the communists have the music | he/him
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broccoli rob
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if he’s so messed up over having his dead son mocked to his face, maybe he should have done something about it. but he didn’t, because he can’t, he’s too Gone to even stand up for himself.
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broccoli rob
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and that’s before getting to all the “available means” against fascism that all the Democrats have been elected the past few cycles have refused to use. there’s people who haven’t been fighting the good fight here, but it’s not the base.
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broccoli rob
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ok but given the choice between “change the minds of millions of your own voters to get them to set their principles aside” and “change your party’s nominee”, which is the more reasonable task?
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broccoli rob
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Trump’s base expects that he will rubber-stamp whatever policy that hurts the people they hate that crosses his desk, and he’s proven capable of that. Biden’s base expects a competent political leader, and he can’t even competently remember where he is after the sun goes down.
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broccoli rob
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do not show me Elon posting about wanting us all dead, I already know that shit
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Chef Gaykwon
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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broccoli rob
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she’s only politically dead
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broccoli rob
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I would rather die than respect an Englishman
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broccoli rob
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I have a shot, then
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broccoli rob
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flirting with the ice cream man by asking “soooo, is there a MRS. Softee?”
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
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FOR REAL!!! this holiday is about PHILADELPHIA, everyone else shut the fuck up and stop what you’re doing unless you praise Philly first!
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broccoli rob
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congrats to the UK’s third-most right-wing political party on winning this election
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)
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yeah i don't think i will be trying to reclaim patriotism for the left this 4th of july. the civic religion is a fucking poison and i'm not going to swallow it
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broccoli rob
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People on Bluesky will really be like "you burn the American flag? that pales in effectiveness to my messaging, convincing Americans with left-patriotism" and then not convince anyone
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broccoli rob
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getting a late access bonus on my d&d (buying a used boxed set on eBay)
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broccoli rob
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a podcast where Hrishikesh Hirway has guests detail the way they injured themselves by mishandling fireworks, titled Hand Exploder
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broccoli rob
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I mean, all of those Trump-Epstein comments we’ve made weren’t jokes
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broccoli rob
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their fundraising emails do much better under Trump, so yeah
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broccoli rob
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“what if we made a platform like the one your parents were on at your age? that’s what the Youths like, right, being just like their parents??”
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broccoli rob
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why would Gen Z even want that?!
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April Gardner
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Was wondering why we still haven't had any response from the administration on Utah's legislative action to defy trans inclusive Title IX rules, but I guess I have my answer. They are actively throwing trans youth under the bus, and the Overton window for trans rights is in hell.
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broccoli rob
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even Disney adults have less embarrassing fantasies
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broccoli rob
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seeing a guy post regretfully about not voting for Hillary in 2016 and specify in the reply that he was a Republican only for a bunch of smug libs to declare him the One Good Bernie Bro. you gotta laugh!!
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broccoli rob
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nah, I’m pretty sure he believed this one already
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broccoli rob
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isn’t he orange due to makeup, not fake tan? I’m guessing it’s so pale and withered that it looks like white twizzler.
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broccoli rob
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damn it, time to roll SAN
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broccoli rob
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damn, okay Steven Seagal
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broccoli rob
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just remembered liberals (and Biden’s own campaign) adopting “Dark Brandon” as their own and started laughing bitterly
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broccoli rob
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The version of Joe Biden who exists in liberals’ minds would make a half-decent president. Unfortunately, the one we’ve got is currently in his bedroom wondering why he can’t get Walter Cronkite on the teevee.
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broccoli rob
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“the first pride was a Raytheon networking event”
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broccoli rob
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the Disney Corporation is not on your side, you should not need to be told this
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broccoli rob
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that’s not a turf war, that’s a negotiation tactic
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nattie winters
@utilitylimb.bsky.social
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i can offer no guidance for what we have to do to fix all of this, but i do enjoy reading the wikipedia article about how mussolini got strung up like a hog
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
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Sridhar Ramesh
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If you murder a string of Supreme Court justices and then appeal your conviction back up to the Supreme Court, all the remaining judges must recuse themselves with conflicts of interest. You are automatically freed; the perfect crime. No law school is brave enough to admit this.
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broccoli rob
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Joe Biden being legally enshrined as an absolute monarch and being too brain-addled to do anything with it other than give money to Israel and eat ice cream is pretty funny, ngl
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b-boy bouiebaisse
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SCOTUS is telling us that it has completely signed on to the project of a second Trump administration, which is establishing an elected autocracy.
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broccoli rob
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lol did the Supreme Court just give Trump immunity and ruin all those court cases
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broccoli rob
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wait so if she wants to flee to Israel, why does she take issue with Biden’s stance on Gaza? Whose home does she think she’ll be taking there??
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broccoli rob
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I forget, are “giving the far-right 80% of what they want on immigration and trans rights” left-wing policy goals? because if so, Biden has really come through for us these past few months!
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broccoli rob
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broccoli rob
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well now I know what to get you for your birthday
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broccoli rob
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The Democrats are in a real pickle: their candidate is an old, uncharismatic egomaniac who’s deeply unlikable, politically out-of-step with a huge chunk of their voters, and openly contemptuous of those voters. However, their best replacement is Kamala, who is also all those things except “old”.
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broccoli rob
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I do like the idea that you could benefit from nepotism of your dad being Secretary Of Labor
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broccoli rob
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these are strong words and all, but if I thought my coworkers were the primary actors in a fascist coup, I’d do bit more than write a strongly-worded dissent.
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broccoli rob
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the last person to trust James Carville was torn apart by the rest of the cenobites
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broccoli rob
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I miss the Unglued and Unhinged sets too
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Brendel
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I think the last good tech story was the people of Philadelphia murdering Hitchbot and leaving his body as a warning for other robots
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broccoli rob
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if she could keep it to MHA, I’d appreciate it, I finally get those now
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broccoli rob
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resisting the urge to text @lesliejrising.bsky.social to ask about the anime references Megan is making on this song
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Stella
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❌ It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness ✅ shit was mid
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