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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”

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President Biden’s debate strategy, dropping dead on stage and being wheeled off in a coffin, is unconventional to say the least … but it might just pay off

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Jonathan Pierce's avatar Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social
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It would be better if this actually happened.

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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃's avatar Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃 @slurpjuice.bsky.social
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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)'s avatar Johnny Normality (Feral Mode) @probgobl.in
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He should have stuck with that strategy. It would have saved some face...

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Bert the Kitten's avatar Bert the Kitten @bertthekitten.bsky.social
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What an old hand he is at this!

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Yote goes boing's avatar Yote goes boing @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
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We call this a Reverse Undertaker

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Paul William Dawkins aka Sheep's Clothing Media's avatar Paul William Dawkins aka Sheep's Clothing Media @paulwdawkins.bsky.social
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What most punters aren't aware of is Biden's encounter with a paid Dracula just prior - he'll be back, as both Commander In Chief and Creature Of The Night. I believe this will give him a bump in the polls once the public gets used to having an undead Dracula In Chief. I mean, worked for Ford.

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Marc Blinn's avatar Marc Blinn @mrqwertzuiop.bsky.social
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Could rather live with an elderly vampire President than a second helping of that orange nazi fuck.

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🔞MisterStupid🔞's avatar 🔞MisterStupid🔞 @misterstupid.bsky.social
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I'm still voting for him.

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SRSOS's avatar SRSOS @srsos.bsky.social
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Lithium vs Diet Coke and Adderall. What a choice!

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existential dread becomes her's avatar existential dread becomes her @katesellsshells.bsky.social
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It's okay he'll resurrect as an apprentice of Count Dracula on the third day

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Sean_GMC's avatar Sean_GMC @seangmc.bsky.social
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Regnad Kcin's avatar Regnad Kcin @regnad-kcin.bsky.social
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