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Artist, International Super Weirdo, Mad Scientist In Training. Working to make the world a more wonderfully bizzare place, one what-the-fuck at a time.

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"Luke, I AM your subsitute teacher! Search your calendar, you know it to be true." "Swaaaaaampthiiiiiiing...."

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Sooo *incredibly* stupid, versus the usual *intensely* stupid. Gotcha.

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Depends on how bland the people you're serving them to are. Gonna guess they're "black pepper in my heavily mayonnaised egg salad is too spicy" kinda bland.

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FUUUUUUUUUUCK, weren't you just about to head out for a convention too? (Or did I miss that and this was the result of attending?)

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Matthew Sheffield's avatar Matthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community
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Taraji P. Henson did a huge public service calling out Project 2025. Earlier today, Kevin Roberts, chair of Project 2025, threatened violence: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be." It's Christofascism. Make no mistake.

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And here I'd thought you'd landed on "thoroughly"! Ha! Shows what *I* know.

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*Sir David Attenborough Voice* Whole flocks of saxophonists and oboe-ist packs, playing with one another. All as a part of nature's splendor...

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Anything's an official act if you drone strike it hard enough too.

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You know, it's only bad taxidermy if this wasn't the *intended* result.

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There's a question I always love asking people who have seen this movie, "At what point in the film did the main character go from being the hero to being the villain for you?" It's always interesting to hear people's answers to this, especially if they go back and watch it again years later.

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bringing this here because i've had it

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Iron Spike's avatar Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social
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Literally saw a TikTok awhile back where someone was interviewing tattoo artists, asking "What's the most stereotypical Millennial tattoo?", and two different artists answered "Harry Potter tat cover-up."

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It seems rather heavy on (or is it in?) the rubber side of things, yeah.

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There is no way that's real. Like, that...that doesn't even make sense...

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to everyone who has sent/is considering sending me a DM like ā€œIā€™m sad I missed make terrible comic day, can I still submit a comic?ā€: 1. I am not a fucking cop 2. every day is a good day to make something

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Lar deSouza's avatar Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social
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Cartoon: Typos are fun! :) Enjoy!

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I kind of assumed it was a "these are the same picture" kind of moment.

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Well there goes like 90% of their sales then.

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JUST IN: The former Uvalde school police chief and an officer are indicted in the first criminal charges filed over the failed response to the 2022 mass shooting

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Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out's avatar Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out @punksnotdead.bsky.social
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Nice! I have to admit, there really is just something really pleasing about seeing a tall collar on someone versus just going straight to a posture collar. (Not that those aren't nice too, they're just not the same.)

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Really? That's...unexpected.

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Your webcomics mostly. I found out about you via AGAHF, though I have *thoroughly* been enjoying Sidequested ever since that began too.

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Save it for special non-racing occasions maybe?

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Ooh! This sounds like it's about people who removes condoms/diaphragms etc without telling their partner first! If I'm reading it right, it's supposed to help prevent people from getting trapped with someone via on-purpose unwanted pregnancy. Neat!

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Wait, if that's the fixin's, then what's the main course?

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Oh, I don't want him "dead" per se, I just want him perpetually impaled on an ice auger running at medium-low speed. ...While he stands atop a pile of rusty razor blades, choking on his own teeny, tiny, hands. That's not *dead* just, y'know, an actual living hell.

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Jokes aside, what subject have you been cramming for?

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Iron Spike's avatar Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social
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lmao eat shit you absolute scumbag

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" *laughs* Please, Ambiguous Superheroname was my Parent's name. Call me Rando."

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NGL, not having had the chance to engage in much public play, I'm kind of curious to know what the difference is. If only to know what I've been up to my whole life.

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I do. That's why I suggest pirating all of their stuff and sharing it with friends. You get all the fun and Hasbro (the ones running WotC, mostly into the ground these days) gets to go fuck themselves.

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If they were antagonistic again (well-meaning or not), even at a distance, it wouldn't be surprising for a dog to run up and give them a warning nip of sorts.

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Any details about when? (You don't have to share, just think about them.) Some folks have a tendency to act antagonistically towards animals and think, or at least claim, they were just being playful. If they've been a dick to the other dog before, w/how smart they are, they're likely to remember it

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Just learned the Spanish version of "righty tighty, lefty loosey" translates as "the right oppresses, the left liberates" and holy shit that goes hard.

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If they don't have a history of aggresive behavior, I'm inclined to wonder if the jogger did something to set them off. Dogs don't usually just up and bite folks for no reason.

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i've always loved the Terry Pratchett Boots Theory of socioeconomics but it's really striking now how it's slowly becoming inaccurate bc so many companies straight up do not make good products anymore. not even rich people can buy things that aren't designed to break in 3 years bc they don't exist

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NGL, the idea of "Black Tie Munch" sounds pretentious as hell. Gonna go out on a limb here and guess that they all had egos the size of zeppelins and less self awareness than a blind nematode too?

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It looks like the other poster already beat me to "Dark City", so here's another favorite instead.

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Thassalaphobia! You share an inherent/irrational fear with like, 15 major youtubers! Go you! :D

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You're either an anti-sex work nutjob or an anti-sex work bot put in place by an equally (if not more) unstable nut job. Fuck off in to the sun.

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I thought school yard crushes were supposed to stop back in your grade school days. They weren't supposed to happen to you as an adult!

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As a biologist who has also learned a bit about botany? This is pretty much spot on.

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There are several reasons why I refuse to ever go back to the hellstate that is NH. Libertarians and the state's serious fucking nazi problem are high up on the list.

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