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whoa whoa whoa there, it's totally different Micah. We ask the nine elderly oracles who work in a marble temple to convene with the ghosts of the ancestors and decide what Hamilton and Madison think about EPA regulations or online content moderation

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Totes Grody's avatar Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social
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more like the ghosts of their horrible moms:

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Andy Pearlman's avatar Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social
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just ignore that weirdo jefferson babbling about freedom while he owns slaves saying to revise the constitution every generation and cutting the word god out of his bible

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Delbert Grady Seasons's avatar Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social
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Dudes that shat in buckets, who would have shot Trump in a duel after hearing an egregiously pointed barb, they knew what was up

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Thomas Neville's avatar Thomas Neville @goobermunch.bsky.social
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We worship the Nazgûl. Nine writers in black.

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Comfortably Numb's avatar Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
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Nobody knows how the grand inquisition functions, but there were rumors bsky.app/profile/numb...

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Pwnallthethings's avatar Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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~ judicial conference suite, filled with candles, justices wearing robes with long hoods ~ Alito: So anyway that's the case Andy, what do you guys think? It's allowed for Boeing to let doors fall off midflight Ghost of Hamilton: WAIT, YOU GUYS CAN FLY? LIKE, THROUGH THE SKY!?

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Difficult Opinions's avatar Difficult Opinions @difficultopinions.bsky.social
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When Leonidas sought to confront the Persian army, the ephors rejected his plea, citing the sacred Karneia festival. They consulted the oracle, who also opposed the war. After Leonidas left, the ephors met with a Persian who offered yacht vacations and cash to pay off their mothers' home mortgages.

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phlawless's avatar phlawless @daphlawless.bsky.social
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There's a good point there, though; it is precisely because of the unamendability of the Constitution that SCOTUS has become a "semi-permanent Constitutional Convention", out of necessity; and now, a rigged one

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Biscuit's avatar Biscuit @bsky.ceo
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hey guys, Jimmy Madison here back with another Supreme Court YouTube smackdown. but first, like and subscribe and be sure to tap the little bell to get the latest founding fathers hot ones challenge videos

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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we’re Marbury and Marbury, woooooo

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SwampLizard's avatar SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social
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It’s 2024, we can be more secular with our irrationality: We must have stability at all costs, even if that means allowing a lot of instability. We must protect the institutions that serve the people, even at the cost letting them not serve the people. We must allow democracy to die so it can live

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