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dc via central ny. digital strategist. cat lady. jeopardy! champion, apparently. opinions + excessive hyperbole are my own, etc. etc.

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casey morell's avatar casey morell @caseym.org
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do you think they tell the love island villa that labour have won the election

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making the PM stand onstage with count binface and a ventriloquist for the election returns … that’s a real country

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my personal favorite iteration on this is the pawn shop across the street from a civil war memorial in my central NY hometown with a confederate flag in the window

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well in a second term trump can just drone strike lorne michaels

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rachel clark's avatar rachel clark @rachaclark.bsky.social
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love that everyone's favorite dc inside baseball morning tipsheet gave one 78-word paragraph at the top to What's Next now that donald trump exists outside the law, and then spent 1,066 words talking about the debate that happened five days ago

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taking back sunday coming on at the bar is really nailing today’s vibe

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David_j_roth's avatar David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
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Sending a bunch of based realtors and off-duty cops into the Capitol building to murder the speaker of the house, in my official capacity of President of the United States.

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rachel clark's avatar rachel clark @rachaclark.bsky.social
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can't wait to see what happens next!

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Philip Bump's avatar Philip Bump @pbump.com
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Everyone in Busytown is trying to find the guy who did this.

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rachel clark's avatar rachel clark @rachaclark.bsky.social
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just remains hard to believe that the veg pilots at KFC and mcdonald’s have gone nowhere while burger king has been at it for years – if they could sell enough veggie burgers to make it worth their while in 2008, how hard could it be for mcdonald’s to do this in 2024? anyway downtown dc bk when

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“american consumers aren’t coming to mcdonald’s for plant-based proteins” is such a wild take – there are 6 mcdonald’s within a mile of my house that i literally never set foot in, but if they had an answer to the impossible whopper i’d be there three times a week qz.com/mcdonalds-mc...

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rachel clark's avatar rachel clark @rachaclark.bsky.social
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everyone’s favorite race of the season: great britian

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rachel clark's avatar rachel clark @rachaclark.bsky.social
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formula 1 race winner oscar piastri let’s go

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i was going to say, surely any liberal elite who holds a chase sapphire reserve will be in a gulag by that point

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rachel clark's avatar rachel clark @rachaclark.bsky.social
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chase just sent me a credit card that expires in the year of our lord 2029 and i am Going Through It

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listened to one of these on my run literally an hour ago

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Jamison Foser's avatar Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social
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Trump, Who Incited Insurrection After Losing In 2020, Refuses To Say He Will Accept Outcome of 2024 Election there's your fucking headline.

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Bruno J. Navarro's avatar Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social
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it's easy to debate if all you do is lie

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it’s so bad i have to watch for work but like i need a beer

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tuned into the debate just in time for “YOU’RE the sucker, YOU’RE the loser,” so seems like things are going great

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casey morell's avatar casey morell @caseym.org
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screaming WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM! after bowling a 72 at my local lanes

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if i’d only started saving around the time bartolomeu dias made the first european voyage around the cape of good hope, i’d be ready to fund a super pac 🥲

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i think there must be a floor on the hvac system as the actual room temp was still 68, but it was appalling

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lying awake, haunted by the discovery today that the always-frigid conference room in my office had its air conditioning set to FIFTY-FIVE DEGREES

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twitter fundamentally misunderstands the sole reason that i ever visit twitter these days

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Ned Resnikoff's avatar Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social
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The judges should stick to their area of expertise, which is bad faith historiography

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rachel clark's avatar rachel clark @rachaclark.bsky.social
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canadian GP on two TVs … the USATF NYC GP on two TVs … perfect

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Republicans might use this as a wedge issue better give them what they want by pissing off half my party surely they will argue in good faith with me about other topics now

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casey morell's avatar casey morell @caseym.org
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or, even more better, pat's last wheel should have been an episode of jeopardy where he played against brad and james

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shocking number of alleged indiana sports fans at capital one rn

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💀 at first i was trying to picture antonio delgado in gaddafi attire, but then i realized he’s probably like … number 102

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imagine if democratic leadership in the great state of new york shared more than four brain cells

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Ned Resnikoff's avatar Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social
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Hochul standing up for the struggling public middle school teacher who drives her BMW SUV from Darien to the Financial District every day and can't afford to pay a $15 congestion charge.

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rachel clark's avatar rachel clark @rachaclark.bsky.social
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love to kick off poolside reading szn with Estonia: A Modern History

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amazing to have lived in the same apartment for 7.5 years and somehow still get a jury summons for a previous tenant

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Crystal's avatar Crystal @crashtesthuman.bsky.social
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Sobbing laughing by the 5 minute mark. Stop what you're doing and watch this.

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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grass asks public to stop recommending it to unstable people on the internet

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