Jason O. Gilbert

@gilbertjasono.bsky.social

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“comedy” writer for “television”

Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:47 UTC

Me when I turned 31

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

JFK: Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country. RFK: Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. RFK Jr.:

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

Guy who owns a pinball company: The Democrats should choose their next candidate in a televised pinball tournament

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

SUSS rocks. Check out William Tyler as well, similar wide-open skies vibe

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

In awe of this tweet, which truly captures everything bad about mainstream journalism in 2024

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:15 UTC

Apparently the only thing a President is not allowed to kill is student loans

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

MUST WATCH: Sonia Sotomayor reads powerful dissent before President Trump shoots her into space, never to return

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:45 UTC

Thank you SCOTUS!

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:34 UTC

The GOP SCOTUS ruling on Presidential immunity, summed up.

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

Gretchen Whitmer could do it

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

Gotta agree with the Times on this one

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

Gene Parmesan 😥

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

Laughed out loud reading this

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

Also I'm happy to report that, absent all context, the Cybertruck repulsed her

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

There are people out there -- all of them happier than you and me -- who have no idea what "Doge" is

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:44 UTC

She lives happily for the two of us.

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

Got a glimpse of how glorious it could be to be Not Online when a Cybertruck drove by and my wife asked "What is that?"

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 12:48 UTC

This isn't an opinion piece by the way. This is "News Analysis" by Peter Baker

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 12:37 UTC

"Donald Trump did not promise to accept the next election -- but he did so incredibly loudly, which is a good thing, by the way "

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 12:36 UTC

Biden did terrible. But I don't know how you can write this sentence and feel like you're doing a good job

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

It’s wild to me that “Guy Who Stole from a GoFundMe Honoring His Dead Child” wasn’t a bigger scandal. Feels at least as bad as pulling a fire alarm to delay a vote, imho

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

Sorry but anytime I see Andy Ogles I am obligated to remind everyone that he probably stole money from his dead son’s GoFundMe

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Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 18:14 UTC

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

Actually I’m pretty sure it’s the same reward as last time

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Lauren @laurenkayes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

Congratulations to the Washington Post's new editor: Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street. "There is no American who can do this job," Jeff Bezos said

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:44 UTC

Elect one Republican with guns-and-strippers controversy, shame on me. Elect a SECOND Republican with a guns-and-strippers controversy...

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:41 UTC

"The House district is no stranger to scandal. Former statehouse Speaker Lee Chatfield...had his own guns-and-strippers controversy."

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

Okay thanks for letting me know

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

Previously bsky.app/profile/matt...

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

Media stop calling this insane bigot a “firebrand” challenge

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blaine capatch @blainecapatch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

listen all y'all, it's a

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

Do you know how tanked you have to be to get arrested for DUI in *the Hamptons*

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

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Matt @mattlibrarian.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 15:39 UTC

There were people doing donuts in an old pick-up truck in the library parking lot on Saturday. My colleague asked them to move & they started doing it in the street at which point she called the cops who came & left without doing anything. Later he came in to say we ruined their gender reveal party

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

Incredible. How do they do it?

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boe @bigsquishyfrog.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

2.5 mg edible: Animal collective is sounding 🔥 right now 10 mg: I Thing I Might Be Polish

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SaraKateW, Torpid Homebody @sarakatew.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 23:29 UTC

I POOPED AT THE SEANCE

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

“We cannot do this to New Jersey residents who drive in for a slice of 2 Bros”

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pee wee herman-palladino @markpopham.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 13:58 UTC

DONOVAN: hey everybody i wrote a fun song about a hurdy gurdy man DAVID FINCHER: *40 years later* hey great song donovan DONOVAN: :) DAVID FINCHER: for murders to happen to

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

Spotify really said "Here's that bald old man music you like"

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

Thank you

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

Hahahaha

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 12:47 UTC

Sorry but VERGOGNA just sounds like a shitpost about Virginia. i'm from West Vergogna. Wist Vorgornia. Wamp Vorbooba

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man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

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mattbaume @mattbaume.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 13:50 UTC

This painting of a 20-something twink from 1596 made one man say “seeing this painting has made me so gay I need to go to the hospital” thepointmag.com/examined-lif...

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

Justice Jackson should recuse in all future cases concerning Solange

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