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Radley Balko

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If Biden literally shat himself during one of the debates, his opponent would still be the guy openly vowing to send federal troops to take over cities, set up mass detention camps, and imprison his critics. The only sane position would still be Team Pants Shitter.

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Carla Cantone's avatar Carla Cantone @bostonbean.bsky.social
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Liberals getting desperate...

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin's avatar Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social
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That would indeed be the only sane position. And it would give Diamond Joe the opportunity to harken back to one of the better ad parodies that SNL ever did.

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💯

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Horace V. Wigglesworth's avatar Horace V. Wigglesworth @wiggler.bsky.social
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Yeah Biden's blatantly not fit for office though, I mean just looking at him I wouldn't be all that sure he's even gonna live to see November.

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If I Were King's avatar If I Were King @ifiwasdaking.bsky.social
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No the sane position would be to try to get Biden to drop out in favor of someone better. LBJ dropped out under similar circumstances, and he at least could have argued that he'd have a better chance at beating Nixon than anyone else.

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Randal Cooper's avatar Randal Cooper @fancycwabs.bsky.social
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It’s telling that even in his persistent vegetative state Biden is still a better president than Trump is in the full glow of health and masculine virility.

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Karen Newcombe 🐈‍⬛'s avatar Karen Newcombe 🐈‍⬛ @karen-newcombe.bsky.social
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I notice he absolutely did not answer the question on that topic. Changed the subject and the mixers did not call him on it.

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Mark Blacknell's avatar Mark Blacknell @blacknell.bsky.social
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Speaking of, have you seen anyone out there engaging w the question of how to deal with a Trump Admin that is, in fact, using troops, federalizing national guards, and invoking mutual aid agreements with police departments to deploy into cities? I'd love that to be a theoretical exercise, but . . .

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Andrew S.'s avatar Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social
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Your view is correct but unfortunately, in our country where the coup dictator guy already had a real chance of winning, he has an even better chance of winning against a very old man who seems to be in decline.

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Martin Schneider's avatar Martin Schneider @wovenstrap.bsky.social
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One irritating thing about US politics is the lack of emphasis on policy preferences. The US frame is that one candidate or the other can come up with the "right" answer to Problem X, but that's not how it works. You're voting for a broad agenda usually expressed in party platform documents.

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Seth Sanders's avatar Seth Sanders @nabalkattu.bsky.social
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join the Khive

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Public Universal Ally's avatar Public Universal Ally @returnofmccarthy.bsky.social
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Team Fuck This Isn't Legitimate And I'm Tired Of Pretending Otherwise seems pretty sane to me

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claude zachary's avatar claude zachary @leftist101.bsky.social
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Nah. The sane position is to vote for neither of them, imo. Our current one is an accomplice to a genocide. I would vote to send him to The Hague, tho.

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jamsheed's avatar jamsheed @jamsheed.bsky.social
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Dr. Benway 's avatar Dr. Benway @docbenway.bsky.social
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I’ve seen people on here complaining that Democrats have set such a low bar for themselves by arguing that Biden is better than Trump on basically everything regardless of your problems with Biden and that’s just not true. The GOP set the bar that low by nominating Trump. That’s on them!

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Trumps cult following would pay any amount for clipping of his soiled diapers/undies.

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riv3th3ad 's avatar riv3th3ad @riv3th3ad.bsky.social
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We already have significant detention camps, many in true-blue cities. And this is what the Dem candidate for Philly Mayor said about domestically deploying the military to deal with public health issues right before winning her election in late 2023.

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acknetz's avatar acknetz @acknetz.bsky.social
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imagine how well Dems could do if they ran someone who didn’t shit their pants

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Shawn Connery's avatar Shawn Connery @shawnconnery.bsky.social
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But hey, people want to be entertained, can't have someone who doesn't put on a show.

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Kamala Harris is still better than Trump

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Nick's avatar Nick @nwbvt.bsky.social
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Is it too much to ask for the fate of the Republic to not be in the hands of a guy who craps his pants?

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Hexcraft (goth bf era)'s avatar Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social
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The worst part about bsky hands down is the fact that people here make me feel the need to defend biden. Truly sickening

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max rez's avatar max rez @maxrez.bsky.social
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ur right but like. I shouldn't have to enjoy the taste of the shit in my mouth. they both taste disgusting. fuck Biden fuck everything about him except for the fact he isn't trump. either way the system should suffer.

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James Roe's avatar James Roe @origammi.bsky.social
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Another way to ask it: Do you really want these people running the nation? Betsy DeBose Wilbur Ross Andrew Wheeler Steve Mnuchin Jarad Ivana Eric and Don, Jr. Steve Bannon John Eastman Stephen Miller

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈's avatar David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social
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I’ll buy a team pants shitter button right now

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Shugunou's avatar Shugunou @shugunou.bsky.social
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As much as I hate Biden, I am still voting for him if it comes down to him and Trump.

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loaner of an only heart 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar loaner of an only heart 🏳️‍⚧️ @notaname.bsky.social
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one of the secrets of Trump that I've heard through the local rumor mill is he shits himself all the time and that's probably why he got hustled away all of a sudden during the Christmas tree lighting that one year. sadly I don't know if any eyewitness (or nosewitness) is willing to go on the record

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Little Fella Style's avatar Little Fella Style @clamchandler.bsky.social
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Thing is, if Biden shat himself on national television such that it were obvious, we would then be sprayed with wall-to-wall articles and "debate" about how: actually, it's very clear he has a gastrointestinal abnormality, since birth, which makes that distinct sound. So it's not as straightforward

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I'm Reᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ! 🌊🎶💙🇺🇸's avatar I'm Reᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ! 🌊🎶💙🇺🇸 @realretweet.bsky.social
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Well if you put it that way. 💩

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Grey Street Girl's avatar Grey Street Girl @greystgirl.bsky.social
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I kind of want to put Team Pants Shitter in my bio now.

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Christ

bsky.app/profile/hele...

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Philip Seymour Wolfman's avatar Philip Seymour Wolfman @shmemistry.bsky.social
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I'll vote when there's a party that doesn't have corporate sponsorship, and not a moment sooner

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