rattlecakes (performant rattles)

@rattlecakes.bsky.social

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Formerly necroturnip. I stand for justice and shit. proud father of two beans. Got a pony out back too.

rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

mama always used to say "when life gives you absolute and unlimited power lemons, go make massive structural reforms to bring political representation back to the common person as well as long dormant accountability to the corrupt owning class lemonade."

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

If given unlimited official power I'd simply use it to liquidate the fashs who gave it to me and pack the court with some trans antifa types Rattlecakes for pres

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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

damn, too bad biden isn't president or he might be able to use some of that virtually limitless power to do something

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

I know the individual mission structure is core to the series but it never stopped feeling anachronistic to me. Good on em for not just doing elden mechs though.

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

Little freaks have always existed. Rise up lil freaks ✊️

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 16:19 UTC

Look at this Palestinian using an entire convoy as human shields!

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 06:25 UTC

Told her she should just assume my apology. she wasnt havin it.

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

It's about the cultural devaluation of art.

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Patrick Klepek @patrickklepek.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 14:22 UTC

I'm so excited to be hanging with my buds @cado.bsky.social and @robzacny.bsky.social—plus, a few OTHER friends later—to celebrate @remapradio.bsky.social's one-year anniversary! Come hang!

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 16:10 UTC

We've created an economic situation where every kid these days gets pushed away from any art because you can't make a living off it. Tech bro dipshits and soulless suits are cut from the same cloth and get billions to further devalue art.

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Violet News @elizabethviolet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 04:52 UTC

GRAPHIC (link), including bodies of children:

x.com/warfareanaly...

Horrific massacres in Gaza today. US Israel's bloodthirst is never satisfied...

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

This is what decades of valuing stem over art has gotten us. Technology as sociopathic and emotionally bankrupt as the wretches that push it.

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

The right wing doesn't care if it works or saves money. The cruelty IS the point for them. They like seeing the poor suffer and would gladly pay more to keep it that way.

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Patrick Klepek @patrickklepek.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

Da boys.

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 16:04 UTC

Genuinely sweet <3

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

Major red pyramid thing energy

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

Not the stones!

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 13:26 UTC

Starting to think that my role in society may be solely related to my dump truck ass.

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

Rusty boys sound off

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 14:46 UTC

may tatiana bring you relief

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

Do deadbeat fathers get today too or is that like a separate holiday

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

Apex peripheral

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kate @katecrane.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

When cops shot Linda Tirado in the George Floyd protests, they destroyed one of her eyes with a rubber bullet. The subsequent brain damage is proving fatal. Linda needs funds for hospice Venmo: Linda-Tirado-3 PayPal: Bootstrapindustries@gmail Zelle: 806.433.6075

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Brendan Sinclair @brendansinclair.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

Thanks much to @remapradio.bsky.social for letting me write this piece for them. You can read and subscribe to their excellent worker-owned site here:

remapradio.com/other/old-ne...

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:18 UTC

it’s entirely up to podcasters now

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

This article is fucking disgusting. The passive language from Reuters, also disgusting. Good journalism is platforming a little rightwing dipshit and shrugging.

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 13:31 UTC

Fuck! It was in my hands but I hadn't the courage nor the faith!

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

Oh Black. The game that dared to make everything react like an exploding barrel yet somehow remain bland dogshit.

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 16:15 UTC

The White House's new war powers report — required by Congress to keep the public informed about military deployments — makes no mention whatsoever of the US military presence in Israel.

Full story: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/biden-admi...

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 16:17 UTC

Gender is a social concept, not a biological one. Ffs just let people be who they want to be.

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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

🐱😼

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

Too bad democrats are too cowardly to even consider breaking some rules to pack the court. Fascists do it every day.

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 13:28 UTC

I feel like a crazy person watching that and remembering DA was my first crpg.

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

Using my lottery winnings to remaster this fucking banger 😎

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

Twizzlers are the sluttiest fucking licorice

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 20:07 UTC

They probably need a break. Genocide apologizing is hard work and they've been really ham and egging it down there.

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Kameron Hurley @kameronhurley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

When we talk about "taxing rich people" there's folks who think we're talking about Aunt Edna who has the second summer home. The astronomical levels of "rich" that now exist are almost unfathomable to people. It's the stuff of vast empirical dynasties. We're talking about taxing emperors.

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

looks like bad texture pop in. fix your lod settings.

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

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june @junlper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

straight cis guys who dance like sluts at the club are honorary LGBTQ for pride month

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Aftermath @aftermath.site
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 13:03 UTC

Twitch streamer's MMA event ends with fighter whipping his dick out, starting brawl
aftermath.site/twitch-mizki...

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

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it's gita time @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 18:54 UTC

Anyway gonna jerk off

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 14:44 UTC

Hell; vibes/healthcare

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 04:20 UTC

Forgot a banana in the car

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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

that new Thou album is the hardest shit I've heard in a minute. truly one of the best heavy bands working right now.

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Carli Velocci (👽) @carlivelocci.com
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

Every Silent Hill 2 thing starts off with James Sunderland in a bathroom. It's foreshadowing that James is an actual piece of shit

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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

I'll have more serious thoughts tomorrow. For now, these are some of the funniest posts I've seen since we all hoped COVID would kill him.

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rattlecakes (performant rattles) @rattlecakes.bsky.social
[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

slaps

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
[ View ] May 16, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

This photo of cops attacking student protesters at UC Irvine yesterday is fucking crazy. (Robert Gauthier/Los Angeles Times)

www.latimes.com/story/2024-0...

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