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Micah

@rincewind.run

"first person to bring me an entire crate of gold bars from Fort Knox gets a pardon and can keep half the crate, I keep the other half as an official gratuity"

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☕️ Jeremy Diamond's avatar ☕️ Jeremy Diamond @dmnd.me
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And don't forget it will be tax free; no tax on tips.

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EasilyDistracted's avatar EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social
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Do it during the state of the Union to make it extra official

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Seentoomuch's avatar Seentoomuch @seentoomuch.bsky.social
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Bob Menendez is gonna be all over that one.

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Lisan Al Swearengen's avatar Lisan Al Swearengen @amosburtonrisen.bsky.social
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President Goldfinger

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ellie lockhart (she/they)'s avatar ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact
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I feel like to follow the letter of the ruling that said bribery is ok but only after the fact, what he has to do is pardon some people who *already* stole things and then just heavily imply they should send him some of the proceeds

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Bob Menendez is so envious rn.

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