Robert Perea

@robertlucasperea.bsky.social

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Wyoming native, Bay Area currently. MFA @ USFCA. Bad devout Catholic.

Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

Math Olympics

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 06:13 UTC

Blasting a cig

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 06:06 UTC

Buncha clowns pile down in

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 05:50 UTC

Hourglass wrists

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

Just long enough to tie you up with, pal

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

Working album title Entente

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

The ah-ooo-gah accords

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

Honestly same

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

Do we think Barron knows how to drive stick?

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

I’m Gen X and Maxxxine is my American Graffiti

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

He’s big timing you He’s already won

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

#ypipo

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

We only celebrate the 4th so white people can gather and eat mayonnaise

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:44 UTC

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

Some say they’re still truckin

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

Drink my hot bottled piss, Derek.

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Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

caveman: ugg caveman therapist: (nodding) ugg caveman: *starts crying*

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

Look out the windows at DIA. It’s just prairie.

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 05:58 UTC

Achilles heel ashy asf

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

Trump’s nussy has seen better days. #bustednussy

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L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

The Twitter Files stuff was undoubtedly the goofiest fake controversy in the long history of the right inventing fake controversies. Made Jade Helm look like the Da Vinci Code. "Gentlemen, take a seat. I think we've caught a message board with billions of users doing some slight moderation."

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 10:23 UTC

WEDNESDAY’S ARE MAGIC IN NANCY’S WORLD!

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 23:15 UTC

When you finish fast, you finish first.

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 19:58 UTC

Where’s the line for drivers who can operate a vehicle drunk with no issue? Is this thing on?

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

[doing crowd work at the DMV] you, sir, if you had to save your mother or father from a burning building, which would you choose?

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 23:29 UTC

Weighing the limes of loss, accepting weight

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

They wrapped it in the old papers Wendy’s had on their table in the 80s real heads know what’s up

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

Rippin vapes and tryin on capes

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 04:29 UTC

Róbocop

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

T’dow

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 04:06 UTC

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Ashley Joanne @misskittyf.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

Apparently the cop that pulled over Justin Timberlake was younger and didn’t know who he was and I’m fucking SCREAMING

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:02 UTC

If you see this, post a photo you took at sunset. San Francisco, 2018-ish

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 14:19 UTC

They’re fucking with you

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

If you see this, post ghost

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Kelly @kimtopher22.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 13:42 UTC

I'm celebrating Father's Day by leaving the door open and air conditioning the neighborhood.

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 19:26 UTC

Funny to whom and funny about what?

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

sos yer old lady

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

I finally crumbled and had a look at Threads.

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

Oh fuck well ok then just catching up ahaha 😅

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 06:03 UTC

Start a podcast. That’d be sick

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

The taste of slap fighting the grim reaper

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 05:33 UTC

Star Trek: Terms of Service is what I keep returning to

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

If I guess one of the above wishes can I get two wishes?

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

Yeah you’re right I’m sure of it

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 06:06 UTC

Deliberately and in good cheer

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 05:31 UTC

Rolling in the ankle deep

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 05:31 UTC

that album has *immaculate* vibes

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Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

This is a head fake. It’s gonna be Pence.

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