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Rock⚡️God
@redpawn3.bsky.social
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Feeling nostalgic. Yeah, I know, I was born nostalgic.
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Kelly@kimtopher22.bsky.social |
663 followers 521 following 685 posts
Unremarkably loquacious non-human biologic
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Rock⚡️God
@redpawn3.bsky.social
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Feeling nostalgic. Yeah, I know, I was born nostalgic.
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Kelly
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
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The left/passing lane is for those with ticket paying money.
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Your Friend Paulie only takes orders from the Octoboss
@ohhipaulie.bsky.social
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no, my mustache isn't ironic; it's *iconic*.
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Tamper Proof Lid
@readuction.bsky.social
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I don’t want a fucking copilot. I’m not flying a fucking plane. I’m streaming fucking sports on the internet.
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Pinot Evil
@pinotevil.bsky.social
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I just read an article on understanding gen Alpha, which is hilarious because they practically have their own language invented by a bunch of YouTube idiots.
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Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
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Governor Abbott: 'Texas is the energy capital of the world…”
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Dr. Jarret Ruminski
@thedevilhistory.bsky.social
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Someone please abolish mornings.
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Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
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My mom is 75, had a heart attack last year, and has been largely depressed the last several months. She still found the energy to pointedly correct me on the difference between a powder room and a half bath so that’s good.
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Jon of The North
@krauza.bsky.social
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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sure, keep dating men who call them "boobies," that'll improve your life
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Had that dream about the Waltham butternut squash again
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Kelly
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
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Arsenic and lead in tampons? The hate of woman goes deep.
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Kelly
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
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The permafrost is melting but everything's fine. We're fine.
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Kelly
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
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Relearning the amount of coffee it takes to make my heart explode.
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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until my 3rd cup of coffee i am just an amorphous mass , little cellular cohesion
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Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
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Sometimes I wish I had long floppy ears my wife could stroke because by the look on my dog's face that's at least as good as a hand job.
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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*pours out beer for all the unrecorded steps while watch is charging*
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Jane
@fightingpride93.bsky.social
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Imagine just trying to enjoy a nice day at the beach and some dweeb with a loud speaker is yapping about blood and soil
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Del the Funky Actuary
@mcnugget.bsky.social
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More like crapitalism boom roasted
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Rachel
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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The world could be anything we realistically want. And I look around and see people choosing fascism. Apathetically and purposefully. And that’s probably the main reason I don’t love people.
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Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
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Might be an important issue in climate change that every aspect of US infrastructure has been defunded, deregulated, privatized and under-maintained for half a century. It buckles under normal conditions, it fails under moderately outside the norms, it won't make it to worse.
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Granite Man
@granitedhuine.bsky.social
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Shazam, but for "what the fuck were you thinking?".
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1977. Elvis Costello quit his day job, a good thing for music but a grievous loss to the Midland Bank computer centre, Bootle Lancashire.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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I discovered a cure for migraines. *𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘢𝘯*
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5oclockeveryday
@5oclockeveryday.bsky.social
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Waking at 5:30 am from a 12+ hour sleep after a sleepless night & day then 8 hours driving & 8 hours working feels like a factory reset.
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Kelly
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
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That's great news, considering! (And egads!)
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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"Here, let us help you destroy us." - Dems, always
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Kelly
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
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I had no electricity in Spring for 15 days after Ike and the rainfall from Allison was a nightmare. I hope it goes easier than they expect.
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Brosephine Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
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Watching ABC13 Houston’s live feeds from all over the Greater Houston Area on their Roku app (including as far north as Lake Conroe, Kingwood, Hobby, Kirby @ 59, downtown, Katy, etc) — the wind has *really picked up* in Galveston and Texas City. Water’s getting choppy. Y’all be careful now, you here
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Bliss
@blisskissed.bsky.social
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40 something’s infiltrating 55 and up communities, bringing their cliques to the older folk, I’m riveted Denise, you should start a cult!
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Wormhole42
@wormhole42.bsky.social
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These storms sure are fun.
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Rachel
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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I don’t really care for the sweet but psycho types. I can’t help but focus more on the psycho part.
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Rachel
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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Live, laugh, levitate.
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Charlie Bukowski
@lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
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Arm. The. Fucking. Ducks.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1975. A disappointed Rathwell Manitoba farmer discovered that his latest sasquatch encounter was just another alien abduction.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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full blown Monday
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DDastardly
@mydmac.bsky.social
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*walks into the club like DO YOU HAVE ANY GREY POUPON, MY GOOD MAN?
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Tobin Elliott
@tobinelliott.bsky.social
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"You ain’t so bad, you ain’t so bad, you ain’t nothin’. C’mon, champ hit me in the face! I've had green peppers hit me harder than that!"
2 replies 8 reposts 69 likes
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Yesterday I was confused so I read some Shakespeare and today my head doth spin madly like a wheel, shrouded in the thickest fumes of chaos.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1975. In Arkansas Keith Richards was charged with possession of an offensive weapon, a Paul McCartney ceramic bobble head.
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
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Fuck around and I will LIGHT YOU UP
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Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
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I do find it kind of funny that Joe's age, health, mental acuity were actually topics discussed by many in '20 (remember when his eye looked like it exploded on live TV ?), but absolutely nobody talking about it now is also talking about how he's has COVID....more than once. Can't say that.
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Myandra, Graceless Lady and Proud of it.
@myandra.bsky.social
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Something tells me it's going to be a hot one.
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Brosephine Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
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2025 SCOTUS: even though Biden won the electoral college and popular vote, Trump won actually BIDEN: while I respect the authority of the Supreme Court, and by extension this ruling, I want the American people to know that I would gallantly step aside if the shoe were on the other foot
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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"Crime and Punishment" now just "Crime"
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Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
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Finished the new season of The Boys, so moving backwards on the list and starting Fall Out. Burgers, asparagus and fresh berries for dinner. Clinging to little normal joys as I find them.
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Brosephine Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
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YA THINK
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Brosephine Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
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“She [Sotomayor] laid out a chilling list of hypotheticals: “Orders the Navy’s Seal Team 6 to assassinate a political rival? Immune. Organizes a military coup to hold onto power? Immune. Takes a bribe in exchange for a pardon? Immune. Immune, immune, immune.””
www.thedailybeast.com/sonia-sotoma...
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Brosephine Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
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Justice Sotomayor’s dissent was clearly written to impact everyday people — the kind of people who, for the most part, don’t read Supreme Court dissents. It needs to be read, in full, on the news. Any journalist who doesn’t read it aloud is derelict. I doubt anyone will—but derelict all the same.
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Destry Broderick
@destry.bsky.social
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Supreme court jesters.
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