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Ryan McConnell

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Currently reading: probably something by Naomi Novik, Ben Aaronovitch, Octavia Butler, Silvia Moreno-Garcia or Barbara Kingsolver Currently playing: likely a Nintendo first party game or an indie game

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Senators: "I am confident Caesar will do the right thing" Caesar: "I am not stepping down" Senators, conspicuously sharpening knives: "I am confident Caesar will do the right thing"

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Ryan McConnell's avatar Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social
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Make a band meatier Red Hot Stuffed Chili Peppers

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You’re cool, but are you lip-syncing nickelback songs at full blast while riding in a geo metro that is stuck in a snow bank just slightly off the road while a jeep full of quarterbacks and cheerleaders drives by?

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Ryan McConnell's avatar Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social
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You gotta have your priorities straight! Feelings before fascism, as they say.

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Ryan McConnell's avatar Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social
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Of course there’s famous spaghetti art, my mom put it up on the fridge

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I am so glad you survived to make us guffaw with alacrity. Bravo!

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Doomerism is chickenshit. an embarrassment to every ape that threw a rock at a bear to protect the tribe. if you actually believe this doomer shit what are you posting for? it's chickenshit and i will have no truck with it. you had something better to do with your life than make the world better?

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Uncut Femmes's avatar Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social
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every girl has 2 wolves inside of her. the issue is she also has a bag of grain and a chicken inside of her too. she also has a rowboat that can only carry 2 of the 3 types of things inside of her at any given time. how does the girl get to the other side of the river without losing the grain or th

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Ryan McConnell's avatar Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social
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It’s called Monsieur Hulot, and it’s the original genius

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Ryan McConnell's avatar Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social
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obviously he should have asked for the mushrooms

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I turned it off. I can’t watch the republic fall in real time.

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PRO: A good way to cover up the bullet holes. CON: Use of woke “Thou/Thy” pronouns.

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Ryan McConnell's avatar Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social
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I also heard they’ve been buying whole logs of cheap deli meat and storing them in very odd places

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”and as he disappeared, you could hear him yell, ‘it’s okay if you call me Frankenstein, I don’t mind, it’s a family name anyway’”

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Ryan McConnell's avatar Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social
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My folks lost their home in one of Oregon’s wildfires—it was their home for over 30 years and the one I grew up in. Thanks to insurance and government help, they’ve managed to rebuild. I’d love more of a spotlight on how government can help those who lose their homes due to climate change.

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Ryan McConnell's avatar Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social
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Need to rebrand “pack the court” with “balance the court” or “save the court”

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Ryan McConnell's avatar Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social
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The joke is finally old enough for a libertarian to be interested in

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Ryan McConnell's avatar Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social
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It’s like he thinks cars can just add to their stats like Mario Kart

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Ryan McConnell's avatar Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social
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He literally told his first wife during their wedding dance that he was the alpha in the relationship Just a normal person doing normal person things

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Saving time by using the trunk to slice the pizza

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I was super confused when I started a movie on Disney+ and it played commericals, since I have the commercial free version—apparently it’s Hulu movies? We have Hulu without commericals too! So confusing.

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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com
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the streaming wars are so confusing and stupid. i don't ever even know which tv shows i have access to anymore because it's too hard to keep track

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Ryan McConnell's avatar Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social
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And under that uniform? Another uniform. Always be prepared.

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Ryan McConnell's avatar Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social
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You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

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Ryan McConnell's avatar Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social
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I thought this was because they don’t want citizenship—if they became citizens, then other US citizens would have the right to own land there, and they don’t want that?

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Ryan McConnell's avatar Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social
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I would read this book. I’m imagining “House of Leaves” but as a dark comedy

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Ryan McConnell's avatar Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social
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gamers don’t care about artists, example number 593926 pretty sad

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It’s pretty amazing that Candyland started out as a crazy hard horror themed board game that got watered down. The Gumdrop Forest was haunted.

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Paradise Island is like the capitol mall through the lens of AI

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“There’s no place like Krypton, there’s no place like Krypton…”

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I mean, he’d be a good Fighter. “Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?”

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Picked it up a few days ago and I’m addicted. I keep second guessing my choices. Phenomenal writing! Love how distinct each character is.

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How about a story about Bob Crachit where he gets visited by the three ghosts of Billionaires past, present and future and learns that he’s worthless and should be grateful for the scraps he gets?

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Can’t wait to hear how disappointed you both are that Frozen has almost nothing in common with The Snow Queen!

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