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sandcrab

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Do you have what it takes to eat fish from this waterbody?

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Fourth Wall Support Group's avatar Fourth Wall Support Group @4thwallguide.bsky.social
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The body is willing but the intestines are weak.

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Humbird's avatar Humbird @davehumbird.bsky.social
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Some of y'all 👆

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Meat Sweats Enthusiast 's avatar Meat Sweats Enthusiast @raulpudd.bsky.social
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Barnacle Bucket's avatar Barnacle Bucket @visiblecow.bsky.social
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Fish from this waterbody tastes so good when u ain't got an advisory in ya ear telling you you're certain people

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rone's avatar rone @ennui.org
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what about uncertain people

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Prufrock451's avatar Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social
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Fauxmorian's avatar Fauxmorian @fauxmorian.bsky.social
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Cop: You can't eat these fish! Person: I can eat this fish! Cop: You can't eat these fish! Person: *eats fish* GAAHHHHHH!!! Cop: *Explodes*

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Mr. Thursday's avatar Mr. Thursday @mrthursday.bsky.social
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My body is already full of microplastics, I think I can handle a little mercury poisoning.

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J.D. ⓘ's avatar J.D. ⓘ @mattafaak.bsky.social
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rip to whoever can't eat fish from this waterbody but I'm built different

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Jared Gonia's avatar Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social
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Am I the chosen one?

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Little Gems's avatar Little Gems @lettucewrangler.bsky.social
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Going insane bc the fish taste TOO good

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Inevitable Decline's avatar Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social
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Are you a bad enough dude to eat a fish from this water body?

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Josh Manning's avatar Josh Manning @joshmanning23.bsky.social
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Also what certain people? Like that needs a whole explainer.

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atreides nuts's avatar atreides nuts @afivegantenna.bsky.social
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QT with the penguin in your pfp with a lil speech bubble saying this

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Kumbucha, Guild Master's avatar Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social
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Thankfully kobolds are not people. Time to feast, kobolds!

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HelenAbomination Carter's avatar HelenAbomination Carter @secretlentil.bsky.social
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this sounds like a CHALLENGE

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Brian Orce (Twitter must be destroyed)'s avatar Brian Orce (Twitter must be destroyed) @jimnobu.tv
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Reading this in a condescending tone

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Dan Davis's avatar Dan Davis @bindlestaff.bsky.social
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Who you calling’ “waterbody?”

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Marxist Monster Mayhem's avatar Marxist Monster Mayhem @calderwood.bsky.social
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"You know who you are, Walter."

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's avatar @investigationcone.bsky.social
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I'm built different.

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Drew Habits's avatar Drew Habits @habits.bsky.social
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No :(

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Mr. Potpourri's avatar Mr. Potpourri @razzlebathbone.bsky.social
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oh shit! you're here

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@AnnWilliams 's avatar @AnnWilliams @annwilliams.bsky.social
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It's simple: if the fish are inedible, it's bcs the water is polluted from raw sewage, If it was polluted by chemicals, fish would be dead, floating belly up

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The Waco Jedi's avatar The Waco Jedi @paltx.bsky.social
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Like you must be roller coaster tall or what?

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Matt's avatar Matt @mttlvn.bsky.social
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This reads as passive-aggressive to me. Certain people should not eat fish from this waterbody until everyone has had some, LISA.

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