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Sardonicus

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tiago's avatar tiago @tiagocharters.nexp.pt
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:D

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DangerRangerRabbit's avatar DangerRangerRabbit @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social
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This is awkward. My uncle Jack is a horse masturbator.

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Daniel Reeders's avatar Daniel Reeders @engagedpractx.bsky.social
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and did you introduce your friend to commas

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cyber camelina's avatar cyber camelina @wealthcamelina.bsky.social
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go easy there capital letters man.

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's avatar @lotarous.bsky.social
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😂

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VFXpapa's avatar VFXpapa @vfxpapa.bsky.social
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Typing entirely in lower case is so infuriating to me. Like it’s a personal insult or something.

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Either way, uncle jack needed help and we stepped up! we didn’t just stand there with our phone out

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Thalia Lemon's avatar Thalia Lemon @drawsforfun.bsky.social
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Vocabulary is the difference between helping my uncle dismount from a horse and helping my uncle off a horse, I guess?

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Terry O'Connor's avatar Terry O'Connor @osteoconnor.bsky.social
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boss, archie the cockroach would like a word

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word's avatar word @words.bsky.social
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sorry about your reading comprehension

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rabagast's avatar rabagast @rabagast.bsky.social
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but i'm an enjoyer of intentional ambiguity. also i'm too lazy to hit shift if i'm not getting paid.

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Plug McSassy's avatar Plug McSassy @sj.gg
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alternative solution: uncle stays on the horse

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Ryan Bonick's avatar Ryan Bonick @ryanbonick.com
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more concerned by the psychopath who ends a letter with a period after their name

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services's avatar Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social
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Good writers who do the all lower case thing will generally still use caps when it's 100% necessary for meaning, as in this case. It's more about minimalism than just complete elimination of caps.

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Hylen S's avatar Hylen S @hylen26.bsky.social
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i dont no what u mean

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(=_=) Hype Tornado /Capt. Nemo///'s avatar (=_=) Hype Tornado /Capt. Nemo/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social
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i don't care about uncle jack's horse problems, signed, lowercaser

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Bender Rodríguez's avatar Bender Rodríguez @plungerman.bsky.social
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goddammit.

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LaurenceM 's avatar LaurenceM @biglarry2k23.bsky.social
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Topper !!

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Yeet Kune Do's avatar Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social
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you could just say “off of a horse”

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Dog Mom Dale's avatar Dog Mom Dale @daleleeack.bsky.social
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😂😂😂👍

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Jess 's avatar Jess @theythem4now.bsky.social
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U don’t know me. Maybe I did help jack off. lol 😂

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Vic Thorstenson's avatar Vic Thorstenson @vthorstenson.bsky.social
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Minnesota has a lake for that.

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Crungeoneer's avatar Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social
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tell them that jackboots are more out of style than ever before

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Stephanie J. Lahey PhD's avatar Stephanie J. Lahey PhD @sjlahey.bsky.social
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😆

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Rob the Bastard, Lord of Misrule's avatar Rob the Bastard, Lord of Misrule @robtruestories.bsky.social
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This seems to have annoyed some people.

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dave's avatar dave @daverson.bsky.social
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lol nerd

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nonbinary fascist scotus 🏳️‍⚧️📲's avatar nonbinary fascist scotus 🏳️‍⚧️📲 @eatenofftheweb.bsky.social
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imagine using context to achieve a place of understanding rather than hyper policing language. also, it is possible to ask when one has questions. grammar people drive me fucking crazy.

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Aad's avatar Aad @aadgroeneveld.bsky.social
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I've got a slightly different version.

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Cal Winters's avatar Cal Winters @calwinters.bsky.social
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The very suggestion that my uncle jack would need help jacking off a horse is preposterous

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WithoutMalice@withforethought's avatar WithoutMalice@withforethought @withoutmalice.bsky.social
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I refuse to show respect for some by capitalizing their names - republican, trump, putin etc. Otherwise I am in total agreement.

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KeyzerSoze357's avatar KeyzerSoze357 @blknyte3571914.bsky.social
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@farhana.bsky.social

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reply guise's avatar reply guise @acabforcutie.gglight.work
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i’m anti-capitalist until i die

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Peter E. AKA Say10's avatar Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social
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Mustn't forget the comma's either.

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✨ShinyBlueStone✨'s avatar ✨ShinyBlueStone✨ @shinybluestone.bsky.social
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Bruh that's about punctuation not capital letters what are they going on about.

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