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Simon Little

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Tattooed east van hipster millennial cat parent stereotype. Huge nerd. Writes the news in Vancouver B.C. Posts forjlhernno'> @milesnmolly.bsky.social ⛥

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Chef Gaykwon's avatar Chef Gaykwon @gaykwon.bsky.social
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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Just found out what a jojo siwa is and I'm already enraged

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Just hilarious as a hockey fan, when you watch guys play through literal broken bones.

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LOL soccer really is 25% guys rolling around on the ground clutching their ankle, then jumping up and playing just fine.

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Holy shit, Canada could actually win this Copa America elimination game?!

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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I think this is the first time Musk has suggested fellow Americans should be executed.

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TRUMP: I am going to drop daisy-cutter bombs on Seattle just cuz BIDEN: I'll have the Bob Salad — ha, COBB Salad, whoops. NYT: Biden's Gaffe Sends Shockwaves Through Democratic Party; Trump Pledges Infrastructure Changes to Northwest

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Momus Jones's avatar Momus Jones @boyq.bsky.social
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The link card on this one is a little unfortunate.

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Simon Little's avatar Simon Little @simonplittle.bsky.social
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Actually I see larges on the website. Hah, and NOW there are XL.

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Haha I must have got the last one. TBH I am a little worried that large is too small - it fits, but a round in the dryer could change that.

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There isn't much I admire about the UK, but I admire this

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Nicky Woolf's avatar Nicky Woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social
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I love british politics so much. here's our new prime minister sharing a stage with elmo tonight

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Ooooh. I am considering selling my left kidney to buy 1/4 season tix this year.

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DO IT! Google for coupon codes too, I got 20 per cent off.

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Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
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Why I Don't Vote (OK, I Do Vote, but I Would Like to Discourage You, NY Times Reader, For Doing So For Some Reason)
Via @bubbaprog.ilovecitr.us

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I am so sorry, it is devastating when they leave us.

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post malone ergo propter malone's avatar post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social
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quite a bit more than a thousand words

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The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. (Buying black hoodies when you have 2 long haired cats with white fur)

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Shayan Sardarizadeh 's avatar Shayan Sardarizadeh @shayan86.bsky.social
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A viral story that alleges Ukraine's Olena Zelenska recently bought a rare Bugatti car in Paris is the work of an AI-powered disinformation operation, run by an ex-Florida cop now based in Moscow, that pumps out a network of fake news websites aimed at Americans.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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The largely silent ad, which will reportedly air in battleground states across the country, features a sequence of headshots depicting politicians, former Trump White House officials, journalists, and seemingly random average Americans with big red X’s over their faces.

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BREAKING: Advocates submit double the amount of signatures needed to put a constitutional right to abortion on the ballot in Arizona.

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