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They can take our social media, but that giant baby will never take our takes! Philly Phanatic, Hockey Coach, Dog Person.


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Trish K's avatar Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social
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It's called fashion, sweetie. Look it up!

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Phil Lewis's avatar Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social
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The governors of a dozen Republican-led states — AL, AK, FL, GA, IA, MS, OK, SC, SD, TX, UT, WY — opted out of a new federal food assistance program, leaving about 9.5 million students without the aid this summer

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Mark Joseph Stern's avatar Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social
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Still marveling at Gorsuch's Ohio v. EPA opinion, in which he confused nitrogen oxide (a pollutant) with nitrous oxide (laughing gas). He did this five times, never once getting it right—in an opinion overruling the EPA's own expert scientific analysis! s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...

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Tyler King's avatar Tyler King @tylerking.bsky.social
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They’re gonna ban TikTok because the KPOP army made fun of his empty rally that got his internet guru fired. The right made one of the world’s richest men buy Twitter because we were bullying fascists and organizing. American journalism has become almost exclusively transcribing tweets.

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Daniel Feldman's avatar Daniel Feldman @dfeldman.bsky.social
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Mississippi is the poorest state in the US.

Even though the state gets federal welfare funds, it is difficult to get welfare.

The money was all getting stolen, and they got away with it.

Now the journalists who exposed the story are facing a lawsuit and jail.

www.nbcnews.com/investigatio...

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SKOLBEAR's avatar SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social
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So go get him some more cilantro?

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SKOLBEAR's avatar SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social
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Had a vision of the Paul George Sixers finally getting through to the Conference Finals. It ended with being swept lol.

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I feel bad for vampires because they don't get to enjoy the mouthful of bliss that is a garlic knot.

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Coffee Porter Jr.'s avatar Coffee Porter Jr. @unlox.bsky.social
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someone else did this joke first but I can’t track it down now

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man it's a hot zone,'s avatar man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social
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every time you see a publication amplifying republican claims that biden is taking pre-debate drugs without mentioning that the trump administration went through enough speed to make secretariat run through 5,000 feet of solid granite, they are making a choice

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Shut up, Bex 🐙🦑🦀's avatar Shut up, Bex 🐙🦑🦀 @bexprime.bsky.social
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Engrave her on the cup

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SKOLBEAR's avatar SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social
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Okposo deserves that bad boy too. Spent the dogwater years on Long Island for this.

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SKOLBEAR's avatar SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social
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I'm so happy for Bob. That guy had Cup written all over him the second he came into the league.

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SKOLBEAR's avatar SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social
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What a series. I love this sport so much. But defense wins championships. It will always win championships

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Root for Bob with the consolation that McDavid winning poops on Crosby's legacy.

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SKOLBEAR's avatar SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social
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Great anthem. I'm in goosebump city rn. Let's do this.

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SKOLBEAR's avatar SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social
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Sorta feels like this NHL season deserves a Game 7 OT for the Cup...

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SKOLBEAR's avatar SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social
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It's classic Nick Foles syndrome. Nobody wants to let Connor McDavid down right now. Those 17 guys would rather die.

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SKOLBEAR's avatar SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social
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I love playoff hockey so much. It is literally the best thing.

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The fate of Canada rides on one man's shoulders and that man's name... is Stuart.

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We know its not riiiiiiiiiiiiight. We know its not funnyyyyyyy. But we'll, stop beating this dead horse when it stops spitting out moneyyyyyyyyyyyy.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane 's avatar Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social
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what the Dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3am:

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SKOLBEAR's avatar SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social
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(I'm not joking ABC's license literally only covers The Joker and the Thief and the Edwin Diaz is about to blow a save song)

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Oilers are sitting on anything cross ice and the Panthers might actually blow this...

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SKOLBEAR's avatar SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social
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There's space in the podcast sphere for a show that literally just highlights the shortcomings of every technological advancement since the internet and highlights where and how we dropped the ball in the transition. It would win awards.

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Root for Boston not to experience any joy at home, like an American.

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Elizabeth Sandifer's avatar Elizabeth Sandifer @elsandifer.bsky.social
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Remember kids: if it doesn’t have a physical release, it’s your moral duty to pirate it.

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SKOLBEAR's avatar SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social
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I put this Panthers team up there with the 01 Av's as the most impressive hockey teams I've ever seen from top to bottom.

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Guy in the control room: Sir, Edmonton just got a massive equalizer but we have to run the Geico spots The Director: I SAID THE JOKER IS A WANTED MAN

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The Director of the Stanley Cup on ABC: I'm thinking Joker and the Thief into commercial all night. Me: You also did that for G1 and G2. The Director: I was honestly thinking we just play it as a bed during the game.

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wandering bear's avatar wandering bear @belovedaunt.bsky.social
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“June Schwarber” aka Schwune With his two-homer game, Schwarber currently stands as the most efficient home run hitter in the month of June in AL/NL history. He's now averaging one homer every 10.4 at-bats in his career in June, moving ahead of Ruth (10.6) for the best mark all time for the month.

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SKOLBEAR's avatar SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social
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I scored on the Panthers backup in high school if the Oilers are looking for a spark.

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There's a prominent fast food chain that just said motherfuck the paper straws in NJ and I think we should award the district manager a Nobel Prize.

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Pulled at 2:20. Panthers had 3 scoop clears out of the zone in 25 seconds.

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SKOLBEAR's avatar SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social
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I'm saying it with 6 mins left, you DO NOT pull until inside of the last minute against this Panthers team. This doofus is gonna pull at 2:20 and it'll be 3-0 at 2:12.

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Ice Cats just suffocate you for 60 mins. Your firepower can't outgun their defense. Epitome of "defense wins championships"

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The smell of summer air in the early evening has to be a top 3 smell, no?

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David_j_roth's avatar David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
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A fired-up Mark Wahlberg grudgingly leaves the NBA Finals halfway through the second quarter because he needs to get 4.5 hours of sleep in before his 2:15am workout.

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If this isn't Marsh I will eat my Phillies hat.

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Still early adoption phase sorta, but NBA twitter picked their side. They love Nazi amplification.

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Brandon Williams 's avatar Brandon Williams @stupidartpunk.bsky.social
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If you are having trouble cancelling your Adobe account or you are just mad about the new TOS I would highly recommend filing a complaint with the FTC.

www.ftc.gov/media/71268

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SKOLBEAR's avatar SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social
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If you didn't see an American ascension in cricket coming, you clearly did not grow up in the greater NJ/NY area.

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Brian Grubb's avatar Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social
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i do not think it is an unreasonable ask for Pennsylvania native and confirmed Phillies t-shirt-owner Sabrina Carpenter to release a bouncy summer hit about National League ERA leader Ranger Suarez

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SKOLBEAR's avatar SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social
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I wanna meet the person in charge of deciding what is and is not reviewable in professional sports. Just asinine decisions across the board.

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Teach the moron a lesson. Is that something? More on/ Less on? Get it? Okay enjoy your Sunday.

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